Denise Warner
@denisewarner.bsky.social
An ever-needy, sometimes lovely jewel.
I really think Role Model should bring out Catherine O’Hara as the next Sally.
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I really think Role Model should bring out Catherine O’Hara as the next Sally.
Why can’t the Guardians cheat to win the World Series and not to win a parlay?
July 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why can’t the Guardians cheat to win the World Series and not to win a parlay?
Honestly they should do a Copycat sequel now. RIP Dermot Mulroney’s character though.
June 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Honestly they should do a Copycat sequel now. RIP Dermot Mulroney’s character though.
A proud moment today when the dad behind me at tee ball told his daughter to back up because that kid (meaning mine) hits a ton.
May 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A proud moment today when the dad behind me at tee ball told his daughter to back up because that kid (meaning mine) hits a ton.
I hate being a Cleveland fan, I mumbled to myself as I put a Guardians tee shirt on my kid for rep your favorite team day.
May 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I hate being a Cleveland fan, I mumbled to myself as I put a Guardians tee shirt on my kid for rep your favorite team day.
Me to my almost-five-year-old after I’ve watched The Pitt: Don’t take any pills that aren’t prescribed by a doctor.
My husband, who usually doesn’t indulge in my ridiculousness: Yeah, you don’t want to do that.
My husband, who usually doesn’t indulge in my ridiculousness: Yeah, you don’t want to do that.
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me to my almost-five-year-old after I’ve watched The Pitt: Don’t take any pills that aren’t prescribed by a doctor.
My husband, who usually doesn’t indulge in my ridiculousness: Yeah, you don’t want to do that.
My husband, who usually doesn’t indulge in my ridiculousness: Yeah, you don’t want to do that.
Playing The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for no reason today …
February 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Playing The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for no reason today …
Kid: The Target has a big hole in it!
Me: Yes, yes it does.
Me: Yes, yes it does.
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kid: The Target has a big hole in it!
Me: Yes, yes it does.
Me: Yes, yes it does.
Joke’s on me because he now just calls me Denise. 🫠🫠🫠
And suddenly, I went from mommy to mom. I’m sure soon it will be “bro” or whatever the kids will be saying next.
January 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Joke’s on me because he now just calls me Denise. 🫠🫠🫠
I feel like every time I get off the bus in Port Authority, I’m at a different entrance and never know where.
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I feel like every time I get off the bus in Port Authority, I’m at a different entrance and never know where.
Watching Conclave …
Him: Volder-pope or See-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Him: Volder-pope or See-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
January 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watching Conclave …
Him: Volder-pope or See-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Him: Volder-pope or See-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
And suddenly, I went from mommy to mom. I’m sure soon it will be “bro” or whatever the kids will be saying next.
January 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And suddenly, I went from mommy to mom. I’m sure soon it will be “bro” or whatever the kids will be saying next.
Are children born knowing how to cheat when playing Candy Land?
December 29, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Are children born knowing how to cheat when playing Candy Land?
RE Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey: has anyone made a joke about people not knowing that O Brother, Where Are Thou? is also based on the Odyssey?
December 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
RE Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey: has anyone made a joke about people not knowing that O Brother, Where Are Thou? is also based on the Odyssey?
He knows how to ball and knows Aristotle.
December 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
He knows how to ball and knows Aristotle.
Really paying too much attention to use of punctuation and capitalization in If I Ran the Circus since we read it every night and I don’t understand Dr. Seuss’ intentions there.
December 1, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Really paying too much attention to use of punctuation and capitalization in If I Ran the Circus since we read it every night and I don’t understand Dr. Seuss’ intentions there.
Husband made the Marcella Hazan tomato sauce with ravioli for dinner and the kid is just shoveling the sauce in his mouth with his hand. I’ll call it a win.
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Husband made the Marcella Hazan tomato sauce with ravioli for dinner and the kid is just shoveling the sauce in his mouth with his hand. I’ll call it a win.
Very cool Guardians news.
Alyssa Nakken, first full-time female coach in MLB history, leaving Giants to join Guardians
Alyssa Nakken, the first woman to coach in an MLB game, is leaving the San Francisco Giants to join the Cleveland Guardians.
apnews.com
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Very cool Guardians news.
Dear parents of other kids in our class: Please stop giving out paint in birthday goodie bags. Thanks.
November 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Dear parents of other kids in our class: Please stop giving out paint in birthday goodie bags. Thanks.
Yeah Stephen Vogt!
November 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Yeah Stephen Vogt!
I had to ask @warnercorn.bsky.social to explain the NBA cup.
November 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I had to ask @warnercorn.bsky.social to explain the NBA cup.
This isn’t pop culture but I don’t like dresses with pockets.
What’s your unpopular pop culture opinion?
November 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
This isn’t pop culture but I don’t like dresses with pockets.
Love it here but I don’t know what to post. Feels like the early days in the other place where I’d just be like “watching Bones tonight.”
November 15, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Love it here but I don’t know what to post. Feels like the early days in the other place where I’d just be like “watching Bones tonight.”
Help. If I Ran the Circus is nightly reading and now every time, the kid says he wants a three-nozzled bloozer for Christmas. 🤔🤔🤔
November 11, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Help. If I Ran the Circus is nightly reading and now every time, the kid says he wants a three-nozzled bloozer for Christmas. 🤔🤔🤔
Slightly exasperated trying to get the kid into his car seat, turned around and swore, quietly …
Him: Mommy, I don’t know why you said “fuck” to the car.
🫠🫠🫠
Him: Mommy, I don’t know why you said “fuck” to the car.
🫠🫠🫠
November 10, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Slightly exasperated trying to get the kid into his car seat, turned around and swore, quietly …
Him: Mommy, I don’t know why you said “fuck” to the car.
🫠🫠🫠
Him: Mommy, I don’t know why you said “fuck” to the car.
🫠🫠🫠