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@dellwayft.bsky.social
The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him/it, θΔ. 🔞
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The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.
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I don't want to wake up today. Zzzzz 😴
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't want to wake up today. Zzzzz 😴
Do you want to be a stoat?
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Do you want to be a stoat?
Stink noodle.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Stink noodle.
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15 tips to steal more eggs
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
15 tips to steal more eggs
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Times Animals Were Too Pure For This World (New Pics)
#3 This Stoat Lives Under My Cabin, And It Is Really Useful As It Makes Sure There Aren't Any Rodents Or Shrews That Enter My Cabin
#3 This Stoat Lives Under My Cabin, And It Is Really Useful As It Makes Sure There Aren't Any Rodents Or Shrews That Enter My Cabin
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Times Animals Were Too Pure For This World (New Pics)
#3 This Stoat Lives Under My Cabin, And It Is Really Useful As It Makes Sure There Aren't Any Rodents Or Shrews That Enter My Cabin
#3 This Stoat Lives Under My Cabin, And It Is Really Useful As It Makes Sure There Aren't Any Rodents Or Shrews That Enter My Cabin
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Hurrah it will a Wednesday and the weasels are dancing. Today to Sheep by the fabulous Housemartins. Dance like a weasel you know you want to!
#weaselwednesday
#weaselwednesday
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Hurrah it will a Wednesday and the weasels are dancing. Today to Sheep by the fabulous Housemartins. Dance like a weasel you know you want to!
#weaselwednesday
#weaselwednesday
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This could be us, if you were a ferret.
Or, just be here. We'll pretend for the sake of the warm cuddles. 😆
Or, just be here. We'll pretend for the sake of the warm cuddles. 😆
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This could be us, if you were a ferret.
Or, just be here. We'll pretend for the sake of the warm cuddles. 😆
Or, just be here. We'll pretend for the sake of the warm cuddles. 😆
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November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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His name is Rodney he’s 1 years old. Next month he turns 2 on the 21st of December. #petphotography #ferret
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
His name is Rodney he’s 1 years old. Next month he turns 2 on the 21st of December. #petphotography #ferret
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As a ferret, I may have a teeneh tineh lil brain....
....but I'm ADORABLE!
....but I'm ADORABLE!
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
As a ferret, I may have a teeneh tineh lil brain....
....but I'm ADORABLE!
....but I'm ADORABLE!
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Lysander is another Utah farm survivor, found as a sub-adult in a residential back yard. Missing his left ear and inflicted with nystagmus, he likely suffered some type of head trauma on the farm or after he escaped.
Now, he is a very spoiled but polite gentleman who likes plush bunnies.
Now, he is a very spoiled but polite gentleman who likes plush bunnies.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lysander is another Utah farm survivor, found as a sub-adult in a residential back yard. Missing his left ear and inflicted with nystagmus, he likely suffered some type of head trauma on the farm or after he escaped.
Now, he is a very spoiled but polite gentleman who likes plush bunnies.
Now, he is a very spoiled but polite gentleman who likes plush bunnies.
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Always good to start the day with a bubble bath.
#otter #bubble #bath #bubblebath #nature #humour #photography
#otter #bubble #bath #bubblebath #nature #humour #photography
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Always good to start the day with a bubble bath.
#otter #bubble #bath #bubblebath #nature #humour #photography
#otter #bubble #bath #bubblebath #nature #humour #photography
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Put your paws together for our cover story - a celebration of sea otter conservation success.
A new Sea Otter Conservation Centre at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California is helping to boost otter populations and restore coastal ecosystems.
A new Sea Otter Conservation Centre at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California is helping to boost otter populations and restore coastal ecosystems.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Put your paws together for our cover story - a celebration of sea otter conservation success.
A new Sea Otter Conservation Centre at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California is helping to boost otter populations and restore coastal ecosystems.
A new Sea Otter Conservation Centre at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California is helping to boost otter populations and restore coastal ecosystems.
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Me and who?
(Alt: a smallish river otter behind a glass enclosure, but there is a small gap at the bottom. They have reached their paw out and a human is gently touching it with a finger as the otter stares into the middle distance)
(Alt: a smallish river otter behind a glass enclosure, but there is a small gap at the bottom. They have reached their paw out and a human is gently touching it with a finger as the otter stares into the middle distance)
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me and who?
(Alt: a smallish river otter behind a glass enclosure, but there is a small gap at the bottom. They have reached their paw out and a human is gently touching it with a finger as the otter stares into the middle distance)
(Alt: a smallish river otter behind a glass enclosure, but there is a small gap at the bottom. They have reached their paw out and a human is gently touching it with a finger as the otter stares into the middle distance)
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I have long had a guide who is an ancestor Mary Beasly known to me as Otter Woman. I know almost nothing of her except the name on a whim I googled it and found this, tantalizing but impossible to verify item…Otter Woman was captured alongside Sacagawea
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I have long had a guide who is an ancestor Mary Beasly known to me as Otter Woman. I know almost nothing of her except the name on a whim I googled it and found this, tantalizing but impossible to verify item…Otter Woman was captured alongside Sacagawea
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Nice portrait of a stone marten passing through our garden, or rather forest 😃. The date and time are incorrect. #cameratrapping
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Nice portrait of a stone marten passing through our garden, or rather forest 😃. The date and time are incorrect. #cameratrapping
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November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I hate to badger you, but have you checked out Primal Encounters yet?!
This new book includes over 100 pages of encounters, objects, upgrades, and ideas - all created by 5E enthusiasts who love the game as much as you do.
Kickstarter.com/projects/aaronbmiller/primal-encounters-5e/
This new book includes over 100 pages of encounters, objects, upgrades, and ideas - all created by 5E enthusiasts who love the game as much as you do.
Kickstarter.com/projects/aaronbmiller/primal-encounters-5e/
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hate to badger you, but have you checked out Primal Encounters yet?!
This new book includes over 100 pages of encounters, objects, upgrades, and ideas - all created by 5E enthusiasts who love the game as much as you do.
Kickstarter.com/projects/aaronbmiller/primal-encounters-5e/
This new book includes over 100 pages of encounters, objects, upgrades, and ideas - all created by 5E enthusiasts who love the game as much as you do.
Kickstarter.com/projects/aaronbmiller/primal-encounters-5e/
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November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM