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my tweets are slowly being migrated over here which means everyone who searches keywords thinks I'm posting these brand new :)) stop replying to me please :)))) these posts are from 10 years ago :)))))
AND i don't get to leave work early today?????????? NO ONE IS HERE LET ME GO HOOOOOOOOME
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
AND i don't get to leave work early today?????????? NO ONE IS HERE LET ME GO HOOOOOOOOME
it's very cathartic to write a huge mad email to a piece of shit company that lied to you and charged you $99 after saying they wouldn't, even if you never send said email! (never never never use il makiage! they have over 1,500 bad reviews on their BBB website)
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it's very cathartic to write a huge mad email to a piece of shit company that lied to you and charged you $99 after saying they wouldn't, even if you never send said email! (never never never use il makiage! they have over 1,500 bad reviews on their BBB website)
WE'RE OFFICIALLY GOING TO BOTH IN DETROIT 🥳🥳🥳
WE’RE GOING BACK ON TOUR 🗣️
With 16 stops across 11 cities, we’re running back PWHL Takeover Tour during the 2025-26 season. Where we will see you?
Learn more ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/takeover-tour
With 16 stops across 11 cities, we’re running back PWHL Takeover Tour during the 2025-26 season. Where we will see you?
Learn more ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/takeover-tour
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
WE'RE OFFICIALLY GOING TO BOTH IN DETROIT 🥳🥳🥳
in ohio with my best friend to see the jobros and we've done RAISING CANE'S and GAY BOOKSTORE and KPOT and WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CONCERT YET :DDDD
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
in ohio with my best friend to see the jobros and we've done RAISING CANE'S and GAY BOOKSTORE and KPOT and WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CONCERT YET :DDDD
how r u doing today? i almost started crying at work bc the bank reports are different so i'm doin great
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
how r u doing today? i almost started crying at work bc the bank reports are different so i'm doin great
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and we don't have to settle for shitty candidates a year out from the midterms. we can hold out for better. we can always hold out for better
Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
and we don't have to settle for shitty candidates a year out from the midterms. we can hold out for better. we can always hold out for better
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
just realized my blue hair is cookie monster color.... my true form
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
just realized my blue hair is cookie monster color.... my true form
step 1
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
step 1
one of my most annoying coworkers is sending ai-generated videos to the whole office today. why.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
one of my most annoying coworkers is sending ai-generated videos to the whole office today. why.
was just treated SUPER condescendingly at work bc "why don't you just do this!" thing that i've never heard of/that YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US WHEN THERE WAS A GIANT EMAIL THREAD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE ASKING WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
was just treated SUPER condescendingly at work bc "why don't you just do this!" thing that i've never heard of/that YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US WHEN THERE WAS A GIANT EMAIL THREAD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE ASKING WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
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BTS are all obsessed with each other in different ways but Jinkook have the sort of feral, constant awareness reminiscent of a cat making sure you’re always in line of sight that’s sooooooo delicious
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BTS are all obsessed with each other in different ways but Jinkook have the sort of feral, constant awareness reminiscent of a cat making sure you’re always in line of sight that’s sooooooo delicious
manager actually told me I'm doing a great job today and YET I AM STILL THISCLOSE TO CRYING IN THE BATHROOM
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
manager actually told me I'm doing a great job today and YET I AM STILL THISCLOSE TO CRYING IN THE BATHROOM
stopped by a train on my way to work that just. stopped moving???? what am I supposed to do with this??????
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
stopped by a train on my way to work that just. stopped moving???? what am I supposed to do with this??????
had date night with the wife tonight :') ended with a movie, then pulled a karen, complaining about teenagers sneaking in, and scored 2 passes to our next movie :)))
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
had date night with the wife tonight :') ended with a movie, then pulled a karen, complaining about teenagers sneaking in, and scored 2 passes to our next movie :)))
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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this is why i am changing my name everywhere! just in fucking case
Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.
This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this is why i am changing my name everywhere! just in fucking case
just spent AN HOUR AND A HALF changing my name on all my credit cards. getting my car title and registration updated tomorrow. my passport is in process. I'M SO CLOSE
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
just spent AN HOUR AND A HALF changing my name on all my credit cards. getting my car title and registration updated tomorrow. my passport is in process. I'M SO CLOSE
wife and i had a date night and saw john mulaney last night and today took the day off to run errands and get our COVID AND FLU shots and after getting home we PASSED OUT and now i am NAUSEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
wife and i had a date night and saw john mulaney last night and today took the day off to run errands and get our COVID AND FLU shots and after getting home we PASSED OUT and now i am NAUSEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIFE AND I ARE GOING TO A CONCERT OF THE GROUP WE SAW RIGHT BEFORE SHE PROPOSED!!! THIS TIME THEY'RE COMING TO OUR TOWN!!!!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
WIFE AND I ARE GOING TO A CONCERT OF THE GROUP WE SAW RIGHT BEFORE SHE PROPOSED!!! THIS TIME THEY'RE COMING TO OUR TOWN!!!!!!!
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Milo Rambaldi predicted all of this.
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Milo Rambaldi predicted all of this.
someone at work just came by our single stall gender neutral bathrooms and asked "which one's the men's, which one's the ladies'?" and when we told her everyone used both, she walked away?????
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
someone at work just came by our single stall gender neutral bathrooms and asked "which one's the men's, which one's the ladies'?" and when we told her everyone used both, she walked away?????
so far my fave part of the new tswizzle album is the sucession piano chord in elizabeth taylor (i like it a LOT)
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
so far my fave part of the new tswizzle album is the sucession piano chord in elizabeth taylor (i like it a LOT)