Time to bring the 100 acre wood to the devil's door

All I can think about are those poor kids they’re putting in cages. KIDS!

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Ayy somebody put me in a starter pack. I promise I’ll post more

Aaron 👏🏿 Pierre 👏🏿 That’s Mufasahhhhh.
Aaron 👏🏿 Pierre 👏🏿 That’s Mufasahhhhh.
Aaron 👏🏿 Pierre 👏🏿 That’s Mufasahhhhh.
Aaron 👏🏿 Pierre 👏🏿 That’s Mufasahhhhh.

That soul contract whooping yo ass huh?

Fighting over a man is a level of delusion that I have never reached, and I'm thankful for that.

The way this world is going, my dream of being a mother and wife is slowly shifting into a vision of gathering a group of digital nomad homegirls, living out our middle-aged Golden Girls era in a condo in Belize—taking on lovers like Blanche and dropping them like Dorothy.

I keep forgetting this app exists

Dating becomes so much easier when you accept that most of these men don’t like you and honestly, you probably don’t like them either. Boredom will have you crashing out over men you don’t actually want, just because you’re craving a morsel of attention.

I promise you, you’ll be aight.

Is it too late for me to become a sex therapist? I want y’all to be cumming instead of just going over to that man’s house for his satisfaction.

If your man ain’t handing out orgasms like the Jehovah's Witness, hand out pamphlets? Get you a new man. #dating

Remember, Sis, you deserve to be loved at every stage of your journey, not just when you’ve reached some imagined finish line. #selflove

The bright side of us becoming handmaids next administration is that these dumb ass pickme conversations will finally end.

Okay I need to get to the healing/self love and dating side of this app. I’m here to tell y’all to leave that man tf alone.
#healing #dating

Another app gyat dammit!