Del Boca Vista
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Where living has no limits #seinfeld #delbocavista
let this be a lesson to all you snowbirds down in Del Boca Vista: this is why you use a COASTER! Always with the coasters! We’re not barbarians, people. SERENITY NOW! #Seinfeld #DelBocaVista
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
let this be a lesson to all you snowbirds down in Del Boca Vista: this is why you use a COASTER! Always with the coasters! We’re not barbarians, people. SERENITY NOW! #Seinfeld #DelBocaVista
Our reviews speak for themselves, join us today at Del Boca Vista!
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Our reviews speak for themselves, join us today at Del Boca Vista!
I’m satisfied. We better get some gas.
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m satisfied. We better get some gas.
It's been flagged. It's been in the bathroom. DO NOT PURCHASE
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's been flagged. It's been in the bathroom. DO NOT PURCHASE
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
SERENITY NOW
🍪 Look, you got a few good years left. If you want a Chip Ahoy, have it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🍪 Look, you got a few good years left. If you want a Chip Ahoy, have it.
Living that Del Boca Vista dream. The court has seen better days, but the rivalry is fresh. 🦩🌴 #FloridaLife #RetirementGoals #DelBocaVista
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Living that Del Boca Vista dream. The court has seen better days, but the rivalry is fresh. 🦩🌴 #FloridaLife #RetirementGoals #DelBocaVista
COUCH FOR SALE - Interesting trades considered. Small pee stain.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
COUCH FOR SALE - Interesting trades considered. Small pee stain.
I don't have a spare set. All my keys say 'do not duplicate'.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I don't have a spare set. All my keys say 'do not duplicate'.
Whatley will be live straming the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on his Gateway 2000. Bring a chair!
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Whatley will be live straming the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on his Gateway 2000. Bring a chair!
FYI, you're getting heavy. Yeah, you look like you put on five, ten pounds.
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
FYI, you're getting heavy. Yeah, you look like you put on five, ten pounds.
Get ready for the #Festivus season by donating to the Human Fund today
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The human fund is the charity of our time. It's hard to know what to get the friend who has everything, so we donated for you. Feel free to pay it forward.
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November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Get ready for the #Festivus season by donating to the Human Fund today
🛠️ REMINDER: Asbestos Installation is this weekend! 🛠️
#seinfeld #delbocavista #florida #retirement #seinfeldquotes
#seinfeld #delbocavista #florida #retirement #seinfeldquotes
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
🛠️ REMINDER: Asbestos Installation is this weekend! 🛠️
#seinfeld #delbocavista #florida #retirement #seinfeldquotes
#seinfeld #delbocavista #florida #retirement #seinfeldquotes
Listen, I don't want to alarm you, but your nana is missing.
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Listen, I don't want to alarm you, but your nana is missing.
PRICE INCREASE: The earlybird (a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato) will now be $6.99
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
PRICE INCREASE: The earlybird (a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato) will now be $6.99
🚨 HOA FEES WILL NOT BE REFUNDED IN THE EVENT OF THE RAPTURE
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
🚨 HOA FEES WILL NOT BE REFUNDED IN THE EVENT OF THE RAPTURE
🎉 Exciting news! Dive into the world of Mandarin with Donna Chang in our FREE Chinese course at Del Boca Vista! 🇨🇳✨ Whether you’re a beginner or brushing up, join us for an enriching language journey. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity! #LearnChinese #FreeCourse #LanguageJourney
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎉 Exciting news! Dive into the world of Mandarin with Donna Chang in our FREE Chinese course at Del Boca Vista! 🇨🇳✨ Whether you’re a beginner or brushing up, join us for an enriching language journey. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity! #LearnChinese #FreeCourse #LanguageJourney
Hey, Del Boca Vista — you remember Elaine’s Little Kicks dance? That thing you can’t unsee? Good. We’re bringing that same chaos (in a good way) next Friday with a Little Kicks dance class. Think you can resist the thumbs? You can’t.
Register today before you realize you’ve wasted another Friday.
Register today before you realize you’ve wasted another Friday.
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey, Del Boca Vista — you remember Elaine’s Little Kicks dance? That thing you can’t unsee? Good. We’re bringing that same chaos (in a good way) next Friday with a Little Kicks dance class. Think you can resist the thumbs? You can’t.
Register today before you realize you’ve wasted another Friday.
Register today before you realize you’ve wasted another Friday.
🚨 Security Alert – Del Boca Vista 🚨
Late last night, our cameras caught a creepy clown lurking near the shuffleboard courts.
If you have any information leading to the identification or capture of this balloon-wielding menace, the board is offering a full-size Twix bar as a reward.
Late last night, our cameras caught a creepy clown lurking near the shuffleboard courts.
If you have any information leading to the identification or capture of this balloon-wielding menace, the board is offering a full-size Twix bar as a reward.
August 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
🚨 Security Alert – Del Boca Vista 🚨
Late last night, our cameras caught a creepy clown lurking near the shuffleboard courts.
If you have any information leading to the identification or capture of this balloon-wielding menace, the board is offering a full-size Twix bar as a reward.
Late last night, our cameras caught a creepy clown lurking near the shuffleboard courts.
If you have any information leading to the identification or capture of this balloon-wielding menace, the board is offering a full-size Twix bar as a reward.
UPDATE: Fleas are (mostly) gone. 🦟
July 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
UPDATE: Fleas are (mostly) gone. 🦟
Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum.
June 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum.