Delaney Halfnerd
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delaneyjhafener.bsky.social
Delaney Halfnerd
@delaneyjhafener.bsky.social
Song maker as The Belle Curves in Troy NY • basically a band guy in the body of manic pixie dream girl
Happy hour is actually a really good invention imo
March 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Honestly feeling so grateful for Sabrina carpenter 🙏♥️
March 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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eat that funky cliff bar white girl
March 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Feeling crazy…might turn on all my read receipts
March 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Being really brave today (on a long drive without a lil bevvy)
March 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yeah no everything works really great on the internet these days no notes
March 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m not “flying by the seat of my pants” or “waiting til the last minute”

I’m “pivoting” and “staying agile”
March 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hey you know you could also just boycott Amazon all the time by not buying stuff
March 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Batten down the hatches, I just learned that canned espresso martinis exist
March 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hot girl summer, richard scarry fall, Bacchanalian winter, ascetic spring
March 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m giving up guilt and shame and unnecessary consumption for lent , can’t wait 🫶
March 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“I really just need to buckle down and get some work done” I say as I put on a third outfit for the day
February 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You can say anything you want to me… it doesn’t matter… I have a really cool jacket on
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Thinkin bout John prine
February 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Men love pretending they don’t understand the Colin Jost/scarlett Johansson thing
February 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hey man if you don’t want to be immortalized in a song just don’t form any kind of deep connection with me or share any formative experiences ok you’ve been warned
January 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sometimes I just get this very strange urge to listen to Beverly Hills by weezer I really wish I knew where that came from so I could purge it from my psyche with a lobotomy
January 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the difference between how I dress for at home yoga vs how I dress for an in person class is actually shocking , even to me
January 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Lord give me strength to not compulsively rearrange my bedroom at 9pm on a Sunday 🙏
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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If you don't have anything nice to say about CDs don't say anything at all
January 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Are you depressed or have you just not started your satin nightgown collection yet
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Asking chatgpt if beer has probiotics
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Another day another mysterious bruise I have no recollection of
January 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Can’t wait til the next time I get to wear a bunch of black eyeliner (tomorrow)
January 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One cool thing threads had that I really liked as a songwriter was the audio feature, posting lil snippets of work-in-progress songs is so fun and it’s nice to not have to think about video sometimes. Are there other songwriters out there in the wide bluesky??
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM