Pike Malmateer
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Pike Malmateer
@delahowarya.bsky.social
· Nov 15
For no reason here’s my video of Willy’s TV timeout ritual. Enjoy
I’ve actually reached that point where I’m at ease knowing my team, the coach, the GM and the upper brass are one big footlong shit sub. It’s just an amusing entertainment viewing option at this point. Go leafs go!
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ve actually reached that point where I’m at ease knowing my team, the coach, the GM and the upper brass are one big footlong shit sub. It’s just an amusing entertainment viewing option at this point. Go leafs go!
The way Tre’s been dealing with his sense of urgency (suffice to say he has none) I would hazard to guess that if he were to can Berube, he would just promote Lalonde to the head coach position.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The way Tre’s been dealing with his sense of urgency (suffice to say he has none) I would hazard to guess that if he were to can Berube, he would just promote Lalonde to the head coach position.
Keep Willy and Knies then nuke this team into the sun.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Keep Willy and Knies then nuke this team into the sun.
Holy shit what an absolute joke this season has turned into.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Holy shit what an absolute joke this season has turned into.
Our entire lineup right now is just a cloned Justin Holl at every position.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Our entire lineup right now is just a cloned Justin Holl at every position.
Fuck it. This one already looks like another serving of shit stew so put Domi on the penalty kill as fucking punishment for that bullshit give away against Columbus.
Fuck this team sucks.
Fuck this team sucks.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fuck it. This one already looks like another serving of shit stew so put Domi on the penalty kill as fucking punishment for that bullshit give away against Columbus.
Fuck this team sucks.
Fuck this team sucks.
Tank this season.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tank this season.
Willy with the “fuck you” pop on the chin gives me chuckles.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Willy with the “fuck you” pop on the chin gives me chuckles.
If John Tavares was an unapologetic plumber describing his day…
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If John Tavares was an unapologetic plumber describing his day…
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
That kind of weak pass attempt by Domi during 3 on 3 OT could be, and was, so easy to pick off. Playing Domi in OT should now be considered a mortal sin.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That kind of weak pass attempt by Domi during 3 on 3 OT could be, and was, so easy to pick off. Playing Domi in OT should now be considered a mortal sin.
Max Domi, everyone. Good night.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Max Domi, everyone. Good night.
Caber sitting fuckos down never gets old!
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Caber sitting fuckos down never gets old!
Nice little pass by the Cowboy and nasty snipe by the Prince of Portugal!
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nice little pass by the Cowboy and nasty snipe by the Prince of Portugal!
I like OEL’s hustle tonight and by hustle I mean the sense of wearing oversized wellies while trekking through a mud and manure covered farm after heavy rain.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like OEL’s hustle tonight and by hustle I mean the sense of wearing oversized wellies while trekking through a mud and manure covered farm after heavy rain.
The great thing about seeing the OT goal at the game was the sense of dread in our section because no one could see what JT was doing against the boards with the puck but when it magically (to us) popped out right to Mo’s stick with Willy zooming into the open, we lost our shit.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The great thing about seeing the OT goal at the game was the sense of dread in our section because no one could see what JT was doing against the boards with the puck but when it magically (to us) popped out right to Mo’s stick with Willy zooming into the open, we lost our shit.
Willy saves our sanity.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Willy saves our sanity.
These seats are pretty good. These Leafs though….
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
These seats are pretty good. These Leafs though….
Tonight’s lineup features William Nylander, a Portuguese dude, an old guy on D and a bunch of randoms. Cool.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tonight’s lineup features William Nylander, a Portuguese dude, an old guy on D and a bunch of randoms. Cool.
Let’s ride this misery train into tank town. There’s no miracle trade that’s going to right this ship. If you’re going to fire Berube do it now for all intents and purposes and see what can be scraped and salvaged but I doubt that will even work. Honestly what the fuck happened to this team?
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Let’s ride this misery train into tank town. There’s no miracle trade that’s going to right this ship. If you’re going to fire Berube do it now for all intents and purposes and see what can be scraped and salvaged but I doubt that will even work. Honestly what the fuck happened to this team?
Holy fuck we absolutely suck monkey ass. Good lord!
At least my buddy’s birthday party is fun. At least.
At least my buddy’s birthday party is fun. At least.
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Holy fuck we absolutely suck monkey ass. Good lord!
At least my buddy’s birthday party is fun. At least.
At least my buddy’s birthday party is fun. At least.
Well at least Blazing Saddles isn’t as offensive as this Leafs team.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well at least Blazing Saddles isn’t as offensive as this Leafs team.
Aaaand now onto the 3rd period
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Aaaand now onto the 3rd period
Guys, is this correct?
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Guys, is this correct?