It’s finally this diva’s time of the year to shine ✨🥚✨
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s finally this diva’s time of the year to shine ✨🥚✨
Happy St. Patrick’s Day 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy St. Patrick’s Day 🍀
First run of the year ☑️
March 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
First run of the year ☑️
Buying groceries for 1 person at Costco is a dangerous game because now I have industrial sized mayo (which I will not finish for 3 years) and industrial sized cottage cheese (which I have finished in 3 days)
March 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Buying groceries for 1 person at Costco is a dangerous game because now I have industrial sized mayo (which I will not finish for 3 years) and industrial sized cottage cheese (which I have finished in 3 days)
And on top of everything else…as someone who suffers from second hand embarrassment it’s sooooooo fucking hard being an American rn
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And on top of everything else…as someone who suffers from second hand embarrassment it’s sooooooo fucking hard being an American rn
Re: a new job
a woman with red hair is standing in front of a blue background and says `` well , i got it . ''
ALT: a woman with red hair is standing in front of a blue background and says `` well , i got it . ''
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February 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Re: a new job
Hate it when a company forces you to do a personality test as part of the hiring process. How about I just give you my zodiac big three and we call it a day?
January 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hate it when a company forces you to do a personality test as part of the hiring process. How about I just give you my zodiac big three and we call it a day?
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
Well at least one of us has gotten a haircut recently ✂️
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Well at least one of us has gotten a haircut recently ✂️
Call me Sheryl Crow the way I’m soaking up the sun 🌞
December 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Call me Sheryl Crow the way I’m soaking up the sun 🌞
Shout out to everyone doing their Christmas shopping the morning of Christmas Eve 🫥
December 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Shout out to everyone doing their Christmas shopping the morning of Christmas Eve 🫥
“I’m going to hold your hand when I say this”
Me:
Me:
a woman is sitting on a couch with a purse on her waist
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with a purse on her waist
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December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
“I’m going to hold your hand when I say this”
Me:
Me:
Two vay low? PERIODT!!
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Two vay low? PERIODT!!
Is he gay or just going through a June Pink Pilates Princess Vogue Pop phase? 💅🏻
December 4, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Is he gay or just going through a June Pink Pilates Princess Vogue Pop phase? 💅🏻
Excited to lie about my Spotify wrapped this year
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Excited to lie about my Spotify wrapped this year
Hi from my very fall themed childhood bathroom 🍂
November 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Hi from my very fall themed childhood bathroom 🍂
2 years ago I went and picked up my new best friend 💕🐾
November 29, 2024 at 4:33 PM
2 years ago I went and picked up my new best friend 💕🐾
Typically a staunch believer in no Christmas activities before Thanksgiving, but for Mariah I’ll make an exception
November 28, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Typically a staunch believer in no Christmas activities before Thanksgiving, but for Mariah I’ll make an exception
🎶Kiss me goodbye, I’m obeying gravity🎶
- me tripping down my building stairs
- me tripping down my building stairs
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
🎶Kiss me goodbye, I’m obeying gravity🎶
- me tripping down my building stairs
- me tripping down my building stairs
Dan stuns in new work from home outfit
November 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Dan stuns in new work from home outfit
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A starter pack, but it’s just all the friends I want to kiss (the list is all of my friends)
November 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
A starter pack, but it’s just all the friends I want to kiss (the list is all of my friends)
A moment of sun in Chicago
a cartoon of spongebob and sandy cheeks talking about photosynthesis
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and sandy cheeks talking about photosynthesis
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November 19, 2024 at 9:10 PM
A moment of sun in Chicago
Needing to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise AND rationality!? Not sure I have it in me tbh
November 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Needing to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise AND rationality!? Not sure I have it in me tbh
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🛶
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Reskeet w your fave picture of yourself in nature 🛶
good morning from a good boy
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
good morning from a good boy