Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
He/They • 34 • [dks]’s resident Bachibro • 💛🤍💜🖤 • Forever caboose of the Jimmyz Train • Leader of the Brotrs • All opinions my own!
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Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Falman and Breda: "Ed, stop, come with us for questioning!"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scully you're not gonna believe this
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Combining Green tea with Lemonade and calling it a Mejiro Palmer
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Combining Green tea with Lemonade and calling it a Mejiro Palmer
Christmas is cancelled, Halloween is forever
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Christmas is cancelled, Halloween is forever
Me, whispering to my date when Oguri Cap appears on screen after being silently enraptured by racing horse girls for an hour straight: “That’s Oguri Cap.”
Uma Musume Pretty Derby begins a new era for the year of the horse in N. American theaters on February 27!
Uma Musume Pretty Derby: Beginning of a New Era Anime Film Screens in N. America on February 27
English-subbed trailer, visual unveiled
www.animenewsnetwork.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Me, whispering to my date when Oguri Cap appears on screen after being silently enraptured by racing horse girls for an hour straight: “That’s Oguri Cap.”
I’ve set out with the goal of making The Least Helpful Media Consumption Thread, Ever and tbh I think I’m nailing it
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’ve set out with the goal of making The Least Helpful Media Consumption Thread, Ever and tbh I think I’m nailing it
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*Hip youth pastor voice* "Got some Umazing news this Easter. It's gonna be a Marvelous Sunday for real for real"
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
*Hip youth pastor voice* "Got some Umazing news this Easter. It's gonna be a Marvelous Sunday for real for real"
Take Air Groove for a spin, end with my best Air Groove, both cups, three Cuties, a day at the hot springs, AND a ticket that got me Special Week. The GOATed run of all time
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Take Air Groove for a spin, end with my best Air Groove, both cups, three Cuties, a day at the hot springs, AND a ticket that got me Special Week. The GOATed run of all time
IF THE FLOOR WET I’M SLIPPIN’
SHE GON’ DO THE DISHES
SHE GON’ MIND HER BUSINESS
THIS IS A [HORSE]
SHE GON’ DO THE DISHES
SHE GON’ MIND HER BUSINESS
THIS IS A [HORSE]
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
IF THE FLOOR WET I’M SLIPPIN’
SHE GON’ DO THE DISHES
SHE GON’ MIND HER BUSINESS
THIS IS A [HORSE]
SHE GON’ DO THE DISHES
SHE GON’ MIND HER BUSINESS
THIS IS A [HORSE]
Try as I may, it turns out that I think Silence Suzuka is my best horse. Just always have a good run when using that funny green girl
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Try as I may, it turns out that I think Silence Suzuka is my best horse. Just always have a good run when using that funny green girl
IT’S GREAT
TO BE
A MIAMI HURRICANE
🙌
TO BE
A MIAMI HURRICANE
🙌
THE U IS BACK 🔥
Miami makes its first National Championship game since 2003.
Miami makes its first National Championship game since 2003.
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
IT’S GREAT
TO BE
A MIAMI HURRICANE
🙌
TO BE
A MIAMI HURRICANE
🙌
WRESTLING IS BACK, WRESTLING IS SO BACK, WRESTLING HAS NEVER BEEN SO BACK
AEW Breaking News
Before this evening’s #AEWDynamite the bounty that Ricochet & Don Callis put on the heads of JetSpeed was collected by someone… or Something.
Don’t miss AEW Dynamite starting at the top of the hour, 8pm ET / 7pm CT on TBS + HBO Max!
Before this evening’s #AEWDynamite the bounty that Ricochet & Don Callis put on the heads of JetSpeed was collected by someone… or Something.
Don’t miss AEW Dynamite starting at the top of the hour, 8pm ET / 7pm CT on TBS + HBO Max!
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
WRESTLING IS BACK, WRESTLING IS SO BACK, WRESTLING HAS NEVER BEEN SO BACK
Me reading Kagurabachi every week
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Me reading Kagurabachi every week
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Food stamps feel further away than ever before and we’re really in need of getting food in the house soon. Another chance for me to beg for grocery money, yayyyy ko-fi.com/clockiroll
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Food stamps feel further away than ever before and we’re really in need of getting food in the house soon. Another chance for me to beg for grocery money, yayyyy ko-fi.com/clockiroll
TODAY’S KAGURABACHI CHAPTER IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
TODAY’S KAGURABACHI CHAPTER IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD
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This painting only took 4 hours of drawing lol i was pretty locked in. and i think i spent more time drawing goldship than the background. still one of my favourite umamusume drawings
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This painting only took 4 hours of drawing lol i was pretty locked in. and i think i spent more time drawing goldship than the background. still one of my favourite umamusume drawings
Benoit Blanc voice Foghorn Leghorn voice: “Taiki Shuttle-des”
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Benoit Blanc voice Foghorn Leghorn voice: “Taiki Shuttle-des”
doing one of these for the first time ever, 2026 media consumption thread
a cartoon character is standing next to a jukebox with music notes on it .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a jukebox with music notes on it .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
doing one of these for the first time ever, 2026 media consumption thread
My NYE plan is to get high and tear through Lies of P, been needing to scratch a real FromSoft-like itch and this is doing it
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My NYE plan is to get high and tear through Lies of P, been needing to scratch a real FromSoft-like itch and this is doing it
Shad Khan doing the full Sandman entrance before a Jags home playoff game probably sends them straight to the Super Bowl
He makes it clear the whole reason C2 happens when it does so there is good wrestling around the holidays again.
Reveals his dad was a huge Sandman fan and that is partly why he likes variety on AEW. Sandman wasn't his favorite wrestler but that made him realize their were spots for guys like him.
Reveals his dad was a huge Sandman fan and that is partly why he likes variety on AEW. Sandman wasn't his favorite wrestler but that made him realize their were spots for guys like him.
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Shad Khan doing the full Sandman entrance before a Jags home playoff game probably sends them straight to the Super Bowl
I forgot there would be no new funny Jumps this week so work is gonna be a misery 😔
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I forgot there would be no new funny Jumps this week so work is gonna be a misery 😔
El Okandor Pasa, send tweet
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
El Okandor Pasa, send tweet
shooby dooby fuwa
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
shooby dooby fuwa
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