DeerSnacks
@deersnacks.bsky.social
🔞 / He/They 🏳️🌈/ pfp by @maddieringtail.bsky.social
He'd better pull up a chair, he'll be there a while
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
He'd better pull up a chair, he'll be there a while
They always seem to have his order ready by the time he comes in
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
They always seem to have his order ready by the time he comes in
He may not be able to stand anymore but he sure can eat
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He may not be able to stand anymore but he sure can eat
The holidays really did a number on his waistline
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The holidays really did a number on his waistline
Can never have too many holiday cookies
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can never have too many holiday cookies
Designated cookie disposal deer
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Designated cookie disposal deer
Those pants don't fit quite as well as they used to
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Those pants don't fit quite as well as they used to
They both love baking albeit in slightly different ways
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
They both love baking albeit in slightly different ways
It's getting colder but the winter weight they've accumulated is sure to keep them warm
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's getting colder but the winter weight they've accumulated is sure to keep them warm
Hard to see where you are going with that big gut in the way
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hard to see where you are going with that big gut in the way
Someone at the office must really like them
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Someone at the office must really like them
Something tells me he's not paying much attention to the game
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Something tells me he's not paying much attention to the game
Pinatas always end up just a bit rounder during this time of year
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pinatas always end up just a bit rounder during this time of year
His daily strolls have turned into daily waddles ever since that sweet shop opened up
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
His daily strolls have turned into daily waddles ever since that sweet shop opened up
His belly makes sure to remind him its time for breakfast
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
His belly makes sure to remind him its time for breakfast
If you can't see the numbers on the scale anymore that just means there's nothing to worry about
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you can't see the numbers on the scale anymore that just means there's nothing to worry about
Some dragons hoard gold, This one hoards fat
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Some dragons hoard gold, This one hoards fat
They've only just now realized how fattening that stuff really is
September 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They've only just now realized how fattening that stuff really is
His gym days are long over
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
His gym days are long over
If there WAS a secret dessert level, Bubsy has no idea what could have pawsibly happened to it!
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If there WAS a secret dessert level, Bubsy has no idea what could have pawsibly happened to it!
He just can't get enough of those shakes, to the detriment of that stool he's sitting on
September 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
He just can't get enough of those shakes, to the detriment of that stool he's sitting on
At least that jacket still fits! (for now)
August 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At least that jacket still fits! (for now)
There may be no more room on the couch but, there's plenty of room for seconds and thirds!
August 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There may be no more room on the couch but, there's plenty of room for seconds and thirds!
The boss didn't want them seeing each other unless it was work related but, I think they've found a way around it
August 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The boss didn't want them seeing each other unless it was work related but, I think they've found a way around it
Getting softer with every treat
August 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Getting softer with every treat