Deerly
@deerlydigested.bsky.social
The Most Edible Person on Bluesky 🦌 she/her 🦌 23 🔞 🦌 pfp by @mofumusubi.bsky.social 🦌 Times Digested = 97
Could you call a vore pick-up line a take-out line?
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Could you call a vore pick-up line a take-out line?
A good way to motivate me to focus on writing vore fiction would be to hold the side of my head to your gut and threaten to eat me if I don't write. I don't know if it would work or not, but it'd still be cool!
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
A good way to motivate me to focus on writing vore fiction would be to hold the side of my head to your gut and threaten to eat me if I don't write. I don't know if it would work or not, but it'd still be cool!
My fortune cookie had no fortune, which clearly means my time on this Earth is limited. Who'd like to seal the deal? 👀
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My fortune cookie had no fortune, which clearly means my time on this Earth is limited. Who'd like to seal the deal? 👀
Forget what authors tell you. The best way to worldbuild is to start with your very specific fetish concept and work backwards to justify it in-universe.
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Forget what authors tell you. The best way to worldbuild is to start with your very specific fetish concept and work backwards to justify it in-universe.
Have the kind of body that would terrify a medieval peasant and make them think future people eat each other
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Have the kind of body that would terrify a medieval peasant and make them think future people eat each other
More people should want me to not be alive, but like in a hot way
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
More people should want me to not be alive, but like in a hot way
The con was fun, but I feel like I was getting something wrong. I kept asking cute cosplayers if I could have a picture with them, and not a single one of them ate me. Why was my message not getting across? Anyone have any thoughts? 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The con was fun, but I feel like I was getting something wrong. I kept asking cute cosplayers if I could have a picture with them, and not a single one of them ate me. Why was my message not getting across? Anyone have any thoughts? 🤔
I have left my mark upon MAGFest
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I have left my mark upon MAGFest
Anyone else going to MAGFest this week?
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Anyone else going to MAGFest this week?
Look I just need nun Alastor to sit me on his lap and gently stroke me off while forcing me to make my lewdest confessions to him, stopping his rubbing whenever I stop talking
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Look I just need nun Alastor to sit me on his lap and gently stroke me off while forcing me to make my lewdest confessions to him, stopping his rubbing whenever I stop talking
Adults: Be careful online, there might be strange people who want to murder you
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Adults: Be careful online, there might be strange people who want to murder you
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
Hot guys should be a little eldritch and horrifying and unable to be comprehended at times
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December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hot guys should be a little eldritch and horrifying and unable to be comprehended at times
YULE not be satisfied until you have me for Christmas dinner 😉
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
YULE not be satisfied until you have me for Christmas dinner 😉
Woah... it's what I turn into in your tummy
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Woah... it's what I turn into in your tummy
This Halloween, knock on my door for the best treat of all: me! ...unfortunately, everyone after the first arrival will be going home disappointed.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This Halloween, knock on my door for the best treat of all: me! ...unfortunately, everyone after the first arrival will be going home disappointed.
I'd love to attend a feminist lecture, I just worry that the moment the speaker uses the term "barefoot and pregnant" all the blood will start flowing away from my brain
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'd love to attend a feminist lecture, I just worry that the moment the speaker uses the term "barefoot and pregnant" all the blood will start flowing away from my brain
People who are too fat for their work clothes/uniform 🤤
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
People who are too fat for their work clothes/uniform 🤤
Gonna become such a flawless, annoyingly-perfect character that people will be infuriated to the point of eating and digesting me
I'll be a total Mary Stew
I'll be a total Mary Stew
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gonna become such a flawless, annoyingly-perfect character that people will be infuriated to the point of eating and digesting me
I'll be a total Mary Stew
I'll be a total Mary Stew
I put the edible in incredible
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I put the edible in incredible
It should be me 😢
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Bring Your Child To Work Day
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelNiffty #AlastorHazbinHotel #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart
Bring Your Child To Work Day
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelNiffty #AlastorHazbinHotel #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It should be me 😢
I'm choosing not to watch the Hazbin S2 trailer, but I'm assuming they included a clip of the 3.5-hour long scene where Alastor just ruthlessly digests me, right?
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October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm choosing not to watch the Hazbin S2 trailer, but I'm assuming they included a clip of the 3.5-hour long scene where Alastor just ruthlessly digests me, right?
I want y'all to be uncompromising. Just *try* to shock or startle me with your predatory thoughts towards me, in public or in private. I insist! 😊
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I want y'all to be uncompromising. Just *try* to shock or startle me with your predatory thoughts towards me, in public or in private. I insist! 😊
Baffledly observing someone's ludicrously large, misshapen stomach, only to realize when the shape beneath shifts on its own how much it resembles another human being....
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Baffledly observing someone's ludicrously large, misshapen stomach, only to realize when the shape beneath shifts on its own how much it resembles another human being....
Can't spell FATAL without FAT AL
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September 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Can't spell FATAL without FAT AL
Hey look! It's me, finally appearing with Alastor for the first time! ...well, emphasis on "appearing", the other times we've been seen together I've been... less visible. But, surely, this interaction will end very differently! ...surely. Right?
lewd ban incoming, everyone goon as much as possible.
buncha sketches from this stream that i ended up rendering for fun. big vore camaraderie 🥳💃🕺
buncha sketches from this stream that i ended up rendering for fun. big vore camaraderie 🥳💃🕺
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey look! It's me, finally appearing with Alastor for the first time! ...well, emphasis on "appearing", the other times we've been seen together I've been... less visible. But, surely, this interaction will end very differently! ...surely. Right?