@deenanyer.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, teacher, mental health advocate, mom. Only four awards short of an EGOT.
"I don't watch Saturday Night Live cause it is disappointing and hasn't been good since the 80s." Says a guy who watches the Cleveland Browns every Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"I don't watch Saturday Night Live cause it is disappointing and hasn't been good since the 80s." Says a guy who watches the Cleveland Browns every Sunday.
We are making some strides in how people talk to people with mental illness. For example, it seems people have replaced the question "Have you tried yoga?" with "Have you tried psychedelic mushrooms?" That's progress.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We are making some strides in how people talk to people with mental illness. For example, it seems people have replaced the question "Have you tried yoga?" with "Have you tried psychedelic mushrooms?" That's progress.
A piece I wrote for the Disability Torah Project.
Hear Me Now — Disability Torah Project
By Deena Nyer Mendlowitz “Hear Me Now” | Parashat Noach | 5786
www.disabilitytorahproject.org
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A piece I wrote for the Disability Torah Project.
I'm not sure what contest I think I'm winning with mother nature by refusing to keep an umbrella in my car, but I'm starting to reevaluate this plan.
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm not sure what contest I think I'm winning with mother nature by refusing to keep an umbrella in my car, but I'm starting to reevaluate this plan.
Today is World Mental Health Day. May you know you are worthy of getting whatever help you need and may we live in a world that makes that help accessible and affordable.
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Today is World Mental Health Day. May you know you are worthy of getting whatever help you need and may we live in a world that makes that help accessible and affordable.
Also, while I have you here: Please stop calling school shooters mentally ill. Call them super fucked up because:
1. We don't know their mental health diagnosis
2. The fact that the term school shooter even exists and is so commonplace in the U.S., is super fucked up.
1. We don't know their mental health diagnosis
2. The fact that the term school shooter even exists and is so commonplace in the U.S., is super fucked up.
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Also, while I have you here: Please stop calling school shooters mentally ill. Call them super fucked up because:
1. We don't know their mental health diagnosis
2. The fact that the term school shooter even exists and is so commonplace in the U.S., is super fucked up.
1. We don't know their mental health diagnosis
2. The fact that the term school shooter even exists and is so commonplace in the U.S., is super fucked up.
Please stop calling Trump a mental patient. Mental patients are people who are actually getting help for their mental illness.
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Please stop calling Trump a mental patient. Mental patients are people who are actually getting help for their mental illness.
"No one man can
terrorize a whole nation,
unless we are all his accomplices.”
- Edward R. Murrow
terrorize a whole nation,
unless we are all his accomplices.”
- Edward R. Murrow
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"No one man can
terrorize a whole nation,
unless we are all his accomplices.”
- Edward R. Murrow
terrorize a whole nation,
unless we are all his accomplices.”
- Edward R. Murrow
"If you only cry when one side's babies die, it means your moral compass is broken, and therefore your humanity is broken"
- Rachel Goldberg-Polin, mother of murdered hostage Hersh Goldberg-Polin
- Rachel Goldberg-Polin, mother of murdered hostage Hersh Goldberg-Polin
October 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"If you only cry when one side's babies die, it means your moral compass is broken, and therefore your humanity is broken"
- Rachel Goldberg-Polin, mother of murdered hostage Hersh Goldberg-Polin
- Rachel Goldberg-Polin, mother of murdered hostage Hersh Goldberg-Polin
Nothing makes me feel better about my mental health than reading game day posts from Browns fans.
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nothing makes me feel better about my mental health than reading game day posts from Browns fans.
"America is under invasion from within."
Trump is correct.
The enemy is the leading cause of death among children and teens in the U.S.
The enemy is responsible for all school shootings.
The enemy is guns.
You want a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump?
Get rid of the guns.
Trump is correct.
The enemy is the leading cause of death among children and teens in the U.S.
The enemy is responsible for all school shootings.
The enemy is guns.
You want a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump?
Get rid of the guns.
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"America is under invasion from within."
Trump is correct.
The enemy is the leading cause of death among children and teens in the U.S.
The enemy is responsible for all school shootings.
The enemy is guns.
You want a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump?
Get rid of the guns.
Trump is correct.
The enemy is the leading cause of death among children and teens in the U.S.
The enemy is responsible for all school shootings.
The enemy is guns.
You want a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump?
Get rid of the guns.
A daily conversation
Me: Hey
Suicidal Thoughts: Hey
Me: You still here?
Suicidal Thoughts: Yep
Me: Well so am I.
Me: Hey
Suicidal Thoughts: Hey
Me: You still here?
Suicidal Thoughts: Yep
Me: Well so am I.
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A daily conversation
Me: Hey
Suicidal Thoughts: Hey
Me: You still here?
Suicidal Thoughts: Yep
Me: Well so am I.
Me: Hey
Suicidal Thoughts: Hey
Me: You still here?
Suicidal Thoughts: Yep
Me: Well so am I.
God: Trump, I'm begging you, talk less and try to be an empathetic human, or you know, a human at all. Listen and care about people. Use your ears and your heart.
Trump: Earhart. Got it. I'll release the Amelia Earhart files.
God: For fucks sake.
Trump: Earhart. Got it. I'll release the Amelia Earhart files.
God: For fucks sake.
September 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
God: Trump, I'm begging you, talk less and try to be an empathetic human, or you know, a human at all. Listen and care about people. Use your ears and your heart.
Trump: Earhart. Got it. I'll release the Amelia Earhart files.
God: For fucks sake.
Trump: Earhart. Got it. I'll release the Amelia Earhart files.
God: For fucks sake.
How can he be Sleepy Joe Biden if he's so woke?
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How can he be Sleepy Joe Biden if he's so woke?
Here's to doing whatever you need to do to get through. #suicidepreventionmonth
September 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Here's to doing whatever you need to do to get through. #suicidepreventionmonth
Them: iykyk
Me: I literally never know. I had to Google what iykyk meant.
Me: I literally never know. I had to Google what iykyk meant.
August 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Them: iykyk
Me: I literally never know. I had to Google what iykyk meant.
Me: I literally never know. I had to Google what iykyk meant.
Person: Performing on stage must be terrifying.
Me: Have you seen offstage?
Me: Have you seen offstage?
August 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Person: Performing on stage must be terrifying.
Me: Have you seen offstage?
Me: Have you seen offstage?
Tina Fey has remade the movie The Four Seasons. The only correct move now is to make a sequel called Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
May 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tina Fey has remade the movie The Four Seasons. The only correct move now is to make a sequel called Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
The guy who wrote Gremlins and Goonies? And directed Adventures in Babysitting and Home Alone? Sure, I'll celebrate that Christopher Columbus once a year.
April 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The guy who wrote Gremlins and Goonies? And directed Adventures in Babysitting and Home Alone? Sure, I'll celebrate that Christopher Columbus once a year.
I'm just like pi, irrational yet still celebrated
#HappyPiDay
#HappyPiDay
March 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm just like pi, irrational yet still celebrated
#HappyPiDay
#HappyPiDay
I would watch the president speak tonight, but I promised my doctor I would stop self-harming
March 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would watch the president speak tonight, but I promised my doctor I would stop self-harming
I'm pretty sure going outside with wet hair on a frigid midwestern morning and getting little icicles on the end of my hair is the closest I'll ever get to feeling like a princess from Frozen.
January 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm pretty sure going outside with wet hair on a frigid midwestern morning and getting little icicles on the end of my hair is the closest I'll ever get to feeling like a princess from Frozen.
Trump: “the only genders recognized by the US government are male and female — and they are assigned at birth.”
Also Trump: The Gulf of Mexico will now be known as The Gulf of America
Also Trump: The Gulf of Mexico will now be known as The Gulf of America
January 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trump: “the only genders recognized by the US government are male and female — and they are assigned at birth.”
Also Trump: The Gulf of Mexico will now be known as The Gulf of America
Also Trump: The Gulf of Mexico will now be known as The Gulf of America