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Ask yourself this every day: how many dead CEOs away are we from higher wages and healthcare?
I maintain that tech-savvy folk are the hedge mages and thaumaturges of the modern family.

“What’s wrong with my art files cousin?!”

*waving hands over keyboard* “I sense a disruption in your fonts….”

Tell me that shit isn’t modem witchcraft.
I've heard that this version also updated Times New Roman to a new version, and this made many people's files go wild and report that TNR was no longer installed.

The amount of technical literacy people need to deal with the supposedly better/faster world of OSes and apps is pretty ridiculous.
Spent today dealing with broken InDesign -- turns out it's Windows' fault (of course). In case you're having the same troubles:, uninstall the update:

"Windows 11 update KB5074109 (January 2026), is causing major InDesign issues, leading to file corruption, save failures, and errors." (via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
If Cyberpunk First Edition were written based on today’s dystopia, its gear section would be notable for an immense selection of sex doll customizations.

But not the dolls themselves. You get one at creation unless you choose to be hunted by the government.

And every villainous NPC will be a perv.
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
People be saying “eat the rich” but then leave all these rich lying around. Stop playing with your food, it’s gonna get cold. I know you’re hungry, you ain’t taken a single bite.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s bananas to me that medical science once told men the cure for your wife saying shit you don’t like was to let her doctor cuck you.
What they use to use in your great grandmother's age to cure "hysteria" (aka sexism)

A vibrating saddle
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Pride Month is cancelled! There will be nothing for you queers to enjoy this year!”

*the president and his boyfriend immediately start a messy breakup in front of the entire nation*

Happy Pride Month y’all.
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
December 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
In case you were worried that CEO hate was getting too bad, New York is now considering creating a new emergency line exclusive for them, cuz 911 isn’t good enough. That’s poverty shit. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
MSN
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December 16, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Ask yourself this every day: how many dead CEOs away are we from higher wages and healthcare?
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 PM