People be saying “eat the rich” but then leave all these rich lying around. Stop playing with your food, it’s gonna get cold. I know you’re hungry, you ain’t taken a single bite.

It’s bananas to me that medical science once told men the cure for your wife saying shit you don’t like was to let her doctor cuck you.

“Pride Month is cancelled! There will be nothing for you queers to enjoy this year!”

*the president and his boyfriend immediately start a messy breakup in front of the entire nation*

Happy Pride Month y’all.

In case you were worried that CEO hate was getting too bad, New York is now considering creating a new emergency line exclusive for them, cuz 911 isn’t good enough. That’s poverty shit. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Ask yourself this every day: how many dead CEOs away are we from higher wages and healthcare?