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I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but illiberalism is shredding every last morsel of dignity our country has ever had. Have a nice day!
Check your MySpace IM for more details on the U.S. invasion of Greenland.
March 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Illinois Department of Public Health (IDPH) gets 60% of its annual operating budget from the federal government.

That's with bird flu and tuberculosis beginning to swirl all around us.

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February 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Even while the leopards are eating their faces, the people who voted for the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" refuse to believe the leopards would do any such thing.
January 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My favorite part of Jimmy Carter's funeral was the way Melania was holding one funeral program and wearing two others.
January 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Some of you didn't Google t-a-r-i-f-f and it shows."

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November 30, 2024 at 5:23 PM
"The mass exodus from X has been called The Fall of the Broman Empire."

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November 24, 2024 at 10:15 AM
"Can't wait for The Swedish Chef to be named Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration."

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a chef in a kitchen with a helmet on top of the table
ALT: a chef in a kitchen with a helmet on top of the table
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November 22, 2024 at 1:03 AM
"The glide path from Citizens United to the Muskification of our government was almost exactly 14 years."

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November 21, 2024 at 9:46 AM
"It's like Shawshank without the Redemption." —Jimmy Kimmel

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November 20, 2024 at 10:53 AM
"Dr. Pepper, Dr. Oz . . . what's the difference?"

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November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
"Trump has rolled a giant grenade into the middle of the nation’s capital and watched with mischievous glee to see who runs away and who throws themselves on it.” — Peter Baker, New York Times

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November 19, 2024 at 7:48 AM
"Kakistocracy: Government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state."

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November 16, 2024 at 3:44 PM
"Cabinet positions yet to be filled: U.S. Department of French Fryer Relations and Interior Secretary of Grabbing Them By The YouKnowWhat."

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November 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
"A brain worm in every pot." ~RFK

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November 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
"We are three seconds away from the My Pillow Guy becoming Surgeon General."

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November 14, 2024 at 9:54 AM
"He is not building a cabinet. He's filing up a junk drawer."

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November 14, 2024 at 9:37 AM