Chudwick DeBoatercycle
@deboatercycle.bsky.social
he/him honk honk
chief bro of the take-it-easy pals
yeah I'm the guy from the viral "goofed up from the toofs up" video
don't worry I'm a journalist
chief bro of the take-it-easy pals
yeah I'm the guy from the viral "goofed up from the toofs up" video
don't worry I'm a journalist
Pinned
Pathfinder 2E Starter Kit for free dollars and no cents:
character builder: pathbuilder2e.com
rules reference and GM screen: pf2etools.com
online tabletop: roll20.net
character creator: www.heroforge.com
token maker: rolladvantage.com/tokenstamp/ (^screenshot heroforge creation and make it a token)
character builder: pathbuilder2e.com
rules reference and GM screen: pf2etools.com
online tabletop: roll20.net
character creator: www.heroforge.com
token maker: rolladvantage.com/tokenstamp/ (^screenshot heroforge creation and make it a token)
I would watch the fuck out of a truman show series where jim carrey plays christof and it focuses on the cast members' lives more
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I would watch the fuck out of a truman show series where jim carrey plays christof and it focuses on the cast members' lives more
(holding a skull) fuckin yorick. this dude ruled
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
(holding a skull) fuckin yorick. this dude ruled
phone: hey I need to notify you of something
me: sure phone what is it
phone: the sun is outside :)
me: thank you phone yes that's true, it IS outside
phone: ok bye :)
me: sure phone what is it
phone: the sun is outside :)
me: thank you phone yes that's true, it IS outside
phone: ok bye :)
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
phone: hey I need to notify you of something
me: sure phone what is it
phone: the sun is outside :)
me: thank you phone yes that's true, it IS outside
phone: ok bye :)
me: sure phone what is it
phone: the sun is outside :)
me: thank you phone yes that's true, it IS outside
phone: ok bye :)
I could be the sandwich guy's lawyer, easy. I'd hire a professional pitcher to whip a sandwich at me in the courtroom as hard as he can. then I'd look at the judge and say, "what are we even doing here? let's just explore each others' bodies"
world peace
world peace
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I could be the sandwich guy's lawyer, easy. I'd hire a professional pitcher to whip a sandwich at me in the courtroom as hard as he can. then I'd look at the judge and say, "what are we even doing here? let's just explore each others' bodies"
world peace
world peace
I talked to too many people today and now I want to die about it
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I talked to too many people today and now I want to die about it
video game opinion I don't see much: the dark souls convention of being able to lose all of your main currency by dying twice is needlessly punishing and wastes your fucking time. it's another cheap and shitty way of artificially padding a game's difficulty/play time and it sucks.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
video game opinion I don't see much: the dark souls convention of being able to lose all of your main currency by dying twice is needlessly punishing and wastes your fucking time. it's another cheap and shitty way of artificially padding a game's difficulty/play time and it sucks.
I did not want to see the candidate's nipples and extensive collection of nazi tattoos
why is the news so fucking stupid
why is the news so fucking stupid
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I did not want to see the candidate's nipples and extensive collection of nazi tattoos
why is the news so fucking stupid
why is the news so fucking stupid
slowly explaining to walton goggins that blazing saddles just couldn't be made today
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
slowly explaining to walton goggins that blazing saddles just couldn't be made today
standing on a mountaintop, I dump a vial of something viscous into a bubbling cauldron. then a rat's tail. and a rattail. I speak the creature's name to curse him with existence
"gianmarco shoresy"
lightning strikes the mountaintop, as the spell requires
I am destroyed, as the spell requires
"gianmarco shoresy"
lightning strikes the mountaintop, as the spell requires
I am destroyed, as the spell requires
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
standing on a mountaintop, I dump a vial of something viscous into a bubbling cauldron. then a rat's tail. and a rattail. I speak the creature's name to curse him with existence
"gianmarco shoresy"
lightning strikes the mountaintop, as the spell requires
I am destroyed, as the spell requires
"gianmarco shoresy"
lightning strikes the mountaintop, as the spell requires
I am destroyed, as the spell requires
joining a discord server as salacious crumb and just reacting laughing emojis to everything a mod says
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
joining a discord server as salacious crumb and just reacting laughing emojis to everything a mod says
"what if you were gay in gaza?" I would still fear the IOF more than my neighbors, what the fuck is this argument
October 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"what if you were gay in gaza?" I would still fear the IOF more than my neighbors, what the fuck is this argument
this guy is a complete pussy
WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this guy is a complete pussy
they're calling my dog "the future of dogs" no matter how politely I ask them to stop
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
they're calling my dog "the future of dogs" no matter how politely I ask them to stop
just typed ))<>(( to mean "back and forth forever" without intending it as a joke and you know what
sure
sure
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
just typed ))<>(( to mean "back and forth forever" without intending it as a joke and you know what
sure
sure
fucken weird to see so many politicians from both parties openly mourning/worshiping a nazi
September 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
fucken weird to see so many politicians from both parties openly mourning/worshiping a nazi
most politicians today have an attitude of "I will kick your ass if you tell anybody I didn't do my job" and that's their entire job. just being like that.
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
most politicians today have an attitude of "I will kick your ass if you tell anybody I didn't do my job" and that's their entire job. just being like that.
gonna start buying these en masse to recreate the sniper scene from the jerk every time one explodes
oh my god THEY'RE EXPLODING
September 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
gonna start buying these en masse to recreate the sniper scene from the jerk every time one explodes
ok this is fun and everything but please stop posting his face, I had almost forgotten how awful he looked and it was nice
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
ok this is fun and everything but please stop posting his face, I had almost forgotten how awful he looked and it was nice
"haha I always have 100+ tabs open" ok that's why your computer runs slow then, you've identified the problem. now fix it you fuckin idiot
September 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"haha I always have 100+ tabs open" ok that's why your computer runs slow then, you've identified the problem. now fix it you fuckin idiot
I wish I could take a sword around and just kill every car I see. stab it in the engine and it breaks like in video games. murder these cars. hate cars.
September 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I wish I could take a sword around and just kill every car I see. stab it in the engine and it breaks like in video games. murder these cars. hate cars.
have to ration my psych meds because of capitalism. fuckin hate this place so god damn much dude
August 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
have to ration my psych meds because of capitalism. fuckin hate this place so god damn much dude
"ladies and gentlemen"
gendered, nah
"buddies and dudes"
neuch, saves two syllables, ok now we're talkin
"worms and worms"
perfect
gendered, nah
"buddies and dudes"
neuch, saves two syllables, ok now we're talkin
"worms and worms"
perfect
August 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"ladies and gentlemen"
gendered, nah
"buddies and dudes"
neuch, saves two syllables, ok now we're talkin
"worms and worms"
perfect
gendered, nah
"buddies and dudes"
neuch, saves two syllables, ok now we're talkin
"worms and worms"
perfect
cash money baybee
August 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
cash money baybee
"can you believe _____ is arguing with grok?" yes that's the main feature of that site now, it's a place where nazis can argue against lib bot 9000. get off there
August 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"can you believe _____ is arguing with grok?" yes that's the main feature of that site now, it's a place where nazis can argue against lib bot 9000. get off there
I've been told I speak like I'm skipping past my own dialogue and that's pretty accurate. I will discard a sentence halfway through with a head shake and replace it with a better one if I think of it
August 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I've been told I speak like I'm skipping past my own dialogue and that's pretty accurate. I will discard a sentence halfway through with a head shake and replace it with a better one if I think of it