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evan chickpea
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GREEN JUCHE NOW
get wasppilled
December 30, 2023 at 12:21 AM
November 29, 2023 at 12:11 PM
permaculture wizards
October 3, 2023 at 9:16 PM
hip autistic grandpa: back in my day the only way you could "stim" was chewin on a piece of straw!
September 10, 2023 at 2:01 PM
I feel like in a couple generations we might start seeing people like mystified by mechanics
like u know that a digital lock works via the magic of microcontrollers but how can a key open only though shape
September 8, 2023 at 3:22 AM
me texting my girl
September 6, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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it’s cool and good to grow flesh eating bacteria at home to feed twinks to
September 5, 2023 at 8:24 PM
shawty addicted to balders gate v_v
September 5, 2023 at 9:38 PM
the real metaverse is the soil #microbiology
September 4, 2023 at 12:21 AM
shitting @ work 🙌
September 1, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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I am fat, I am an amerikkkan
I do eat burgers and clap my hands
My nation is an imperial parasite
I do get superprofits as a fuckin bribe
then spend them on some more fuckin fries
and gobble them down with an extra large sprite
September 1, 2023 at 1:58 AM
the following program is rated S for scary mwahahaha
September 1, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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68,000 newtons per hurl apparently
August 28, 2023 at 8:03 PM
the cia guy monitoring me: his soil is too fertile, his heart is too big, his yield is too plentiful, his ecosystem is too peaceful we have to take him out
August 31, 2023 at 9:06 PM
how the top soil look when monocroppers bring out that synthetic fertilizer
August 31, 2023 at 8:01 PM