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Dea Poirier
@deapoirier.bsky.social
Bestselling author of dark things. Artist of weird things. Queen of Godzilla photoshops. Rep: Lynnette Novak | The Seymour Agency
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Happy book birthday @vvmontalban.bsky.social!! Pancake and I are so excited to read this book.
February 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Enjoy.
December 19, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Enjoy
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Enjoy.
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
My toxic writing trait is rereading my favorite book while I’m drafting and then comparing my WIP to a book that’s a work of art
December 14, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I’m 40 and I don’t feel like enough of a grown up to plan things with other parents. I’m always like OH NO WHAT IF THEY FIGURE OUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING.
December 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Welcome to day eleven of my series where I document myself turning into a feral author that flees into the forest to avoid editing this novel. Let’s get started.
December 13, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Couple on house hunters: I just don’t really like anything about this house
Realtor: Well you could always just tear the entire thing down and build a brand new house on the lot
December 12, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Holiday gifts aren’t that complicated. She wants a murder of crows she can befriend that will do her bidding, bring her shiny objects, and attack her enemies. Also, she wants books. Hope this helps. ❤️
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I don’t dress for the male gaze. I dress for the gaze of a coven that might need another witch.
December 11, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Sell my horror novel
Finish editing this book
Finish writing my horror WIP
Start writing another book
What are your 2025 writerly wishes? Wish big. There’s a fairy taking count and granting wishes 🧚

WriterThreads
December 11, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Enjoy.
December 11, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Last day to bid!
I’m so excited to be a part of the Authors for Voices of Color auction again this year. I’m giving away signed books and a 45-minute consultation! There are so many other great things to bid on too. Go check it out

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December 10, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Pancake!
December 10, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I forgot to shave my legs but I’m going to wear a dress anyway. Going into today with big cactus energy.
December 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I find it really difficult to write anything this time of year. So this year, instead of beating myself up like I usually do, I’m giving myself permission to rest.
December 8, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Putting my photoshop subscription to good use
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Stopping point for the night
December 6, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Working on a new drawing
December 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
My kid asked who my favorite character is in plants vs zombies and obviously it’s the haunted chicken nugget
December 5, 2024 at 11:11 PM
The internet is built on a throne of lies. Recipe/cooking influencers, there is NO WAY your everyday cookie sheets look so pristine. Mine look like they were dredged from the hull of the titanic.
December 5, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If only my art teachers could see me now
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Sometimes I feel like a robot that’s been turned into a human because at least twice a day I’m like—this meat suit requires sustenance AGAIN?
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
All of my audiobooks are on sale on audible right now!

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December 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM