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💨 JaxTheSkunk 💨🔜GOTF🛟
@deanofhumans.bsky.social
🔞Name’s Jax, nice to meet ya! I’m a goofy ass skunk but I’m also a huge fat sweetheart | ❤️ @bearpaw502.bsky.social ❤️ | 23 | ❤️🇵🇸 | PNW | Gainer, CW: 365 lbs, GW: 500+ lbs | https://linktr.ee/jaxtheskunk for more! | (pfp by @n0rdbara.bsky.social )
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Howdy everyone! :3

- 🦨 Jax/Lumen🦈
- Friend-sized dancerfur from rural Oregon
- Twitch Lurker
- AuDHD
-Will talk your ear off on dinosaurs, rollercoasters and more
- Gainer (CW 365 lbs, as of 06/27/2024)
- Socials: linktr.ee/jaxtheskunk
GAHH I INSTANTLY WOKE UP AND IM SO FUCKIMG HUMGRY AHHHH

SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT AND GET ME SOME FAST FOOD I CAN STUFF MYSELF ON PLEASE 😳😳😳👉👈
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
for an event called CHUB this place sure has a lot more of twinks lol
Playing balatro at the gay bear event at my local bar cuz im too anxious to say anything to anyone anyway how's your night going?
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Playing balatro at the gay bear event at my local bar cuz im too anxious to say anything to anyone anyway how's your night going?
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
At a gay bear event in Eugene right now and one of the co runners is named sean and i havent seen them yet

one of my managers at my workplace is also a gay bear and goes by sean

istfg if its him im gonna shit myself LMAO
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 AM
35 mg was the magic number lfggg

my brain feel crazy uwu
i just took a 35 mg edible

wish me luck lol im testing my weed tolerance here

so far 10 and 25 mg i didn't feel much at all
February 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
i just took a 35 mg edible

wish me luck lol im testing my weed tolerance here

so far 10 and 25 mg i didn't feel much at all
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
hah gayy
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
MY LAPTOP THATS BEEN BROKEN FOR TWO WEEKS IS FIXED AND BEYONCE IS ON FULL BLAST ON THE RADIO

LIFE IS FINALLY GOOD AGAIN
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Not gonna lie living by the philosophy of positive nihilist absurdism really does help me process my mental health better lol

everything everywhere at all once is a life changing movie send tweet
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
dude onsen hot tubs are the best thing ever and everyone should try it at least once send tweet
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Reposted by 💨 JaxTheSkunk 💨🔜GOTF🛟
THE GAME IS OUT RIGHT NOW!!
The game is 10% OFF for a week to celebrate the launch!
I want to say thank you for all the kind messages and I am SUPER excited to watch the videos/streams of everyone trying it out 💚
store.steampowered.com/app/3963520/...
Save 10% on Unusual Tales: Deep Below on Steam
You, a normal working Joe, decide to try to solve the mystery of the missing girl... Will you make it out alive? A horror game filled with mystery!
store.steampowered.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Holy license plate pull bro 👀

hell if i get a car with "FAT" in the license plate i've won lmfao
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
@goatmomm.bsky.social am i crazy or this just one huge coincidence lmfao
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Omfg why do i keep finding so many good songs as of late for dance comps (like somehow i found a Death Grips song that's danceable???) LMAO like it's tempting to switch what i have locked in for Furlandia but i love that song too AHHH
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Got my eBird wrapped

Overall pretty great first year of birdwatching, highly recommend it, A tier hobby despite the loser stereotype reputation debuff for this age class

If you wanna touch grass but don't know how this is the way 👀👀👀
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

i 100%ed this game like 5 times lmfaooo
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I just realized my legs have the strength and flexibility to go really low into a duckwalk-esque squat

i could probably learn to properly duckwalk if i wanted to

interesting...👀👀👀
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Bro i got my hands on Balatro finally and i play like those old people at the slots in vegas

how do make number go big ups pls?

eventually i got a straight/flush only run with a crazy joker lineup that worked but omfg this game does mental anguish to my psyche LMAO
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
BRO i just realized Lisa and JENNIE are both Blackpink members no fuckin wonder i like their music so much 💀💀💀

kpop stans about to come for me lmfaooo
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
HAPPEH NEW YEEEER
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
HEYHEYHEYHEY I MUST KNOOOOOW :0
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Reposted by 💨 JaxTheSkunk 💨🔜GOTF🛟
✨🥂 New Years Sona Review! 🐲🎆

On December 31st starting at 7 PM EST!

Please send me your sonas! SFW Artwork or Reference Sheets work! I shall be peeping, admiring, and complimenting all the lovely furs as the clock turns over into the new year!
December 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
HI GUYS HI GUYS

HERE'S MY DANCEYDANCE FOR @papabarks.bsky.social & @tangobloom.bsky.social's JINGLE WITH THE PAWS DANCE COMP I HAD LOTTSA FUN WIGGLING AND JINGLING :D

🎵 Daft Punk - Something About Us 🎵

(p.s. it's not sadboi hours i swear I JUST LOVE THIS SONG)
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAH COME WATCH ME DO A SILLY LITTLE DANCE AND STUFF COME WATCH WHEEEEE
JINGLE WITH THE PAWS STARTS NOW!

COME SEE 23 FURSUIT DANCERS PERFORM FOR #CHARITY!

DONATE TO HELP FIGHT ALS!

CHRISTMAS MOVIE AFTERPARTY!

IT ALL STARTS NOW ON twitch.tv/tangobloom

The dancers, judges, staff, & I put so much work into this! Please come check it out!
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got myself some new binoculars for crimmus cuz my normal ones are 20 year old vintage busted garbo lol

it's a Bresser Condor 10x50, this should be VERY nice for birdwatching, am so excited to get iiiit aaaaa
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM