if u can’t handle me at my Ron DeSanctimonious, u don’t deserve me at my Meatball Ron
You know it’s a good nickname when you have to explain it.
“Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)…”
“Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
if u can’t handle me at my Ron DeSanctimonious, u don’t deserve me at my Meatball Ron
does this play Braid
SouljaBoy reveals new gaming handheld... that's just a clone of the Retroid Pocket Flip 2/Pocket 4 retrododo.com/souljaboy-re...
"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid
"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
does this play Braid
and they’re getting a full hour to play all of The Money Store
Super Bowl halftime performer will be announced at halftime of tonight’s game. 👀👀👀
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
and they’re getting a full hour to play all of The Money Store
my 2FA is threatening me
May 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
my 2FA is threatening me
watching the Blue’s Clues episode where Blue is trying to find Greg Ginn
May 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
watching the Blue’s Clues episode where Blue is trying to find Greg Ginn
can’t believe they skipped on Pope Pizza for Pope Tomato Sauce Casserole
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
can’t believe they skipped on Pope Pizza for Pope Tomato Sauce Casserole
reserving this space when Trump and Vince come out together at Wrestlemania so I can post “Showcase of the Immorals”
April 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
reserving this space when Trump and Vince come out together at Wrestlemania so I can post “Showcase of the Immorals”
and gangs of DJs, four of them at a time sometimes, will urge people onto the trains, “c’mon, ride it” they say
Sean Duffy: "The truth is, transit across America is dangerous. And these liberals -- liberal mayors -- they want everybody out of cars and into trains but they made the trains unsafe so nobody really wants to ride them ... even big men don't want to ride the subway at those times of night."
April 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
and gangs of DJs, four of them at a time sometimes, will urge people onto the trains, “c’mon, ride it” they say
go robert mueller and the rule of law
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
go robert mueller and the rule of law
turning a big dial taht says "Federal Finance Assistance Programs" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
turning a big dial taht says "Federal Finance Assistance Programs" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
apple music, thank u
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
apple music, thank u
If you want to get that Raw crowd back just get Hogan out of there and get Jimmy Hart to play the American Males theme for an hour youtu.be/69krWixkl0o?...
American Males WCW Theme: "American Males"
YouTube video by FriedTofuChicken
youtu.be
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you want to get that Raw crowd back just get Hogan out of there and get Jimmy Hart to play the American Males theme for an hour youtu.be/69krWixkl0o?...
is the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come just a currently alive guy
December 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
is the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come just a currently alive guy
here’s a really cool thing about me: I really love music
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
here’s a really cool thing about me: I really love music
Top two supermarket musical experiences:
2. "Ace of Spades" in my local ShopRite, just now, and a guy in the cereal aisle saying outloud "are they playing fuckin' Motörhead here"
2. "Ace of Spades" in my local ShopRite, just now, and a guy in the cereal aisle saying outloud "are they playing fuckin' Motörhead here"
November 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Top two supermarket musical experiences:
2. "Ace of Spades" in my local ShopRite, just now, and a guy in the cereal aisle saying outloud "are they playing fuckin' Motörhead here"
2. "Ace of Spades" in my local ShopRite, just now, and a guy in the cereal aisle saying outloud "are they playing fuckin' Motörhead here"
hearing around that it's once again cool to be posting
November 15, 2024 at 5:40 AM
hearing around that it's once again cool to be posting
I’m doing a great job with my two year old
September 7, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I’m doing a great job with my two year old
Dear Baby Jessica,
I hope this email finds your well
I hope this email finds your well
August 15, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Dear Baby Jessica,
I hope this email finds your well
I hope this email finds your well
within the next couple months Elon is going to be asked about users leaving and he’ll say “the number of ex-users has increased” and people will clap their hands and honk their Tesla horns until their cars drive themselves into a goddamn wall
July 24, 2023 at 11:57 PM
within the next couple months Elon is going to be asked about users leaving and he’ll say “the number of ex-users has increased” and people will clap their hands and honk their Tesla horns until their cars drive themselves into a goddamn wall
am I the only person prounouncing "bluesky" so it rhymes with "brewski"
July 12, 2023 at 5:51 PM
am I the only person prounouncing "bluesky" so it rhymes with "brewski"
condolences to Mastodon for the impending Eternal September
July 6, 2023 at 4:04 AM
condolences to Mastodon for the impending Eternal September