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sharing this here so i never lose the link --
anna green's ryden archive
drive.google.com/file/d/1_hGR...
arctic_grey(beggarsnotes)
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downloaded tinder to see if i finally am ready to start dating again and me immediate reaction everytime i open that dumpster fire is "maybe i'm just not that into men"
March 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i love how the #yelling slack channel at work is just all of us, regardless of level, jointly losing our minds
March 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i've been feeling so drained lately that going to bed has been my favorite time of the day
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
jack quaid if you're reading this i'm available next tuesday but can also make wednesday work
March 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
started watching sons of anarchy on hulu and all the ads are republican propaganda..........
March 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
having disneyland withdrawals so maybe i should just book a quick trip
March 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
constantly fighting the fan girl allegations while also realizing i mostly tweet about my celebrity crushes of 20+ years
March 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
why did no one tell me there was a new bill skarsgard psychological horror premiering today?!
March 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
mikey way posting the guitar of disenchanted and i'm immediately in tears like pete wentz i cannot imagine what you went through
March 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i wonder if brendon urie knows that he's been immutably 19 in my head for the past 20 years
March 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the problem with people like me being on dating apps is that i won't even notice i've been ghosted 'til at least 2 weeks later 🤦🏻‍♀️
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
WHY ARE THESE TEENAGERS FILMING TIKTOKS AND BEING OBNOXIOUS AT MY LOCAL COFFEE SHOP INSTEAD OF BEING AT SCHOOL
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
anna green will either write the most beautiful and heartbreaking story OR a one-shot so bad you can barely finish reading, there's no in-between
March 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i wish i could explain how draining it is to be overly social
March 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
seen 3 friends this morning & needed 4.5hrs laying on the couch to recharge before going to a party tonight bc humans are draining even when i like them
March 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
new ryan ross spotting in the wild, 2025 is our year
March 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
we're gonna get a young veins reunion this year, i'm calling it out right now
March 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@ a work conference all day and 80% of the panels are about being a working parent... how do i politely tell them i'm having my tubes removed in 6 weeks?
March 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
astarion could drink me like a juice box and i'd say please and thank you
February 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the second i sit at a coffee shop with my $9 soy chai i become a corporate weapon
February 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
stop saying you're "yeepy" and "just a silly little guy", you're 35
February 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the end of civilization as we know it started when they killed vine
February 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
how spoiled are my cats, you ask? well i spread bird food all over the yard so they can watch birds through the window all day
February 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
no one tells you how once you start working out, your body will give you full anxiety attacks if you dare have a single rest day
February 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i may be cringe for various reasons but it'll never be for posting videos at the gym
February 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM