the diy lawyer
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And don't you "margarine" me!
had a dream that somebody was trying to tell me don quixote was an anthology instead of a single book and felt an uncontrollable rage
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
had a dream that somebody was trying to tell me don quixote was an anthology instead of a single book and felt an uncontrollable rage
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ChatGPT young woman Middle Eastern descent reading Virginia Woolf A Room of Ones Own in Burger King. Pink dress gold high heels. Speech bubble reads “I prefer Burger King to McDonald’s because I enjoy education”
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
ChatGPT young woman Middle Eastern descent reading Virginia Woolf A Room of Ones Own in Burger King. Pink dress gold high heels. Speech bubble reads “I prefer Burger King to McDonald’s because I enjoy education”
washer vs dryer who will win
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
washer vs dryer who will win
finding some drunk millenial girl who loves tv shows and fucking her
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
finding some drunk millenial girl who loves tv shows and fucking her
almost fell asleep reading a book until i thought what itd be like to be a green mario mushroom and shot awake instantly
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
almost fell asleep reading a book until i thought what itd be like to be a green mario mushroom and shot awake instantly
strapping in for the next satanic panic like it’s a roller coaster
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
strapping in for the next satanic panic like it’s a roller coaster
it’s time for Toxic2026
February 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
it’s time for Toxic2026
we all have anxiety but i dont know what to do!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 AM
we all have anxiety but i dont know what to do!!!!!
turned down reading the john fetterman autobiography in favor of the nixon biography
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
turned down reading the john fetterman autobiography in favor of the nixon biography
i go the same speed as tractor trailers in the left lane to just hang out and chill with them. talk about our lives and listen to music.
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
i go the same speed as tractor trailers in the left lane to just hang out and chill with them. talk about our lives and listen to music.
these $12 dollar headphones were a bargain!
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
these $12 dollar headphones were a bargain!
having to come to terms with my “rolling stones songs that dont suck” meter going up
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 AM
having to come to terms with my “rolling stones songs that dont suck” meter going up
i love you friends
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
i love you friends
unfortunately, my kid is named perry!
January 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
unfortunately, my kid is named perry!
“and the ground beef they’re making now isnt real… and this cheese substitute made by pfizer…” - real thing an old lady just said in a rural virginia restaurant
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“and the ground beef they’re making now isnt real… and this cheese substitute made by pfizer…” - real thing an old lady just said in a rural virginia restaurant
i have to get out of here
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 AM
i have to get out of here
the world will be saved by the most beautiful idolmaster character
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the world will be saved by the most beautiful idolmaster character
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i would read anti-oedipus but everyone ive seen that’s liked it is really vapid and annoying so im not doing it
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i would read anti-oedipus but everyone ive seen that’s liked it is really vapid and annoying so im not doing it
pittsburgh is probably fucking awesome
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
pittsburgh is probably fucking awesome
got a tolstoy book because it appeared in a dream #DayInTheLife
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
got a tolstoy book because it appeared in a dream #DayInTheLife
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Bluesky, my son is scheduled to be put down on October 19,
2026, for no particular reason. It's always been his dream to get 10 Likes on Bluesky, so do you think us Blueskyers can come together to make his dream come true? I'll chip in the first Like. Bluesky, Assemble! 💙🦋
#BlueskyCommunity
#Bluesk
2026, for no particular reason. It's always been his dream to get 10 Likes on Bluesky, so do you think us Blueskyers can come together to make his dream come true? I'll chip in the first Like. Bluesky, Assemble! 💙🦋
#BlueskyCommunity
#Bluesk
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Bluesky, my son is scheduled to be put down on October 19,
2026, for no particular reason. It's always been his dream to get 10 Likes on Bluesky, so do you think us Blueskyers can come together to make his dream come true? I'll chip in the first Like. Bluesky, Assemble! 💙🦋
#BlueskyCommunity
#Bluesk
2026, for no particular reason. It's always been his dream to get 10 Likes on Bluesky, so do you think us Blueskyers can come together to make his dream come true? I'll chip in the first Like. Bluesky, Assemble! 💙🦋
#BlueskyCommunity
#Bluesk
tiiiss the season to be jolly!
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
tiiiss the season to be jolly!
federal decree that lets you fuck all the nichijou characters
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
federal decree that lets you fuck all the nichijou characters