Mad that we're gonna have to endure yet another year of bad Zac Taylor play calling because we picked up some guys that are good enough to cover for it. WATCH OUT! Here comes his down by 10 three runs in a row then field goal red zone special.

Hug™ Zero

I just don't believe that Peyton Manning has ever had a drink in his life. He seems like the guy you'd offer a beer to and he'd say "no thanks, I don't do drugs"

Mentally preparing myself for Secretary of Labor nominee Tucker Max

lol Aaron Rodgers will always be in Brett Favre's shadow.

@biffmcbifferson.bsky.social "Pissed Jeans is more David Yow whiny and FIDLAR is more 'mom won't let me surf' whiny."

My hot take on the season is if the Bengals somehow win the next 6 games, make a miraculous post season run, and win the Lombardi Zac Taylor still has to go. Can't waste a generational talent on mediocre football. We already know that Lou is gonna be gone.

Bring back Picture in Picture as a feature on TVs you cowards

Today I thought I was visited by the Hatman but upon closer inspection it was two kids in a beige coat pretending to be the Hatman

Is it Rocktober yet?

We're on year 5 of terrible Zac Taylor play calling getting bailed out by QB magic. Injured Burrow can't make something out of nothing right now and OC refuses to adjust to that. I've screamed don't let Zac call plays loudly for 3 years. It's time for him to finally stop.

Gonna listen to the Dead Kennedys all day.

I'll ask you again in 10 years if you still think AI is funny and cute.

Did Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross sneak a remix of Warm Leatherette into that new TMNT movie?

"I do look like I party, but I don't"

Why do vitamins taste like a horse barn smells?

If the Bengals let Ja'Marr Chase take a single punt return this season I swear to god... you better not.

Follow me if you like buying warm meat out of the trunk of a car.