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Your yearly reminder that (as good as a queen as she is) Mariah is done and dusted. Sia is the new queen. This is true Christmas music. Sorry. Not sorry.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=l8JS...
Santa's Coming for Us
YouTube video by Sia - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Mountain Doodle-Dew
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Trump's gonna sign the Epstein bill into law and then immediately violate it. Then SCOTUS will rule that he was right to do so. Hahahaha!
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A reporter's literal job is to be insubordinate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There's some Scooby Doo shit going on here.

(Daniel Craig, demurely): scoobydoobiedoo
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Eric and Don Jr. should just start wearing throbes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Athena is doctorclark's Ancient Greek Deity:

The Goddess of war, wisdom, and CRAFTING

The Greeks threw her a mega party every four years (and lesser ones in off years) where they sacrificed ONE HUNDRED COWS and turned them into a feast.
Sekhmet is Klovar's Ancient Egyptian Deity:

the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL

she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them

what a Badass BITCH

💪
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Reposted by Doctorclark | Pipe Symbol Fan
Sekhmet is Klovar's Ancient Egyptian Deity:

the Goddess of War, Healing and ALCOHOL

she was so motherfuckin' bloodthirsty as a goddess of war, that the Egyptians poured red wine in the Nile to get her drunk to distract her from killing all of them

what a Badass BITCH

💪
August 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Babe, shut up and get the cheddar cheese and Golden Grahams its time for breakfast nachos
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pam Bondi, tomorrow: "Our fearless and masculine President had nothing to do with our independent investigation."

Reporter (GrOyPerNEWS): "Madam Attorney General, You are Beautiful."

Bondigno: "Frump is what Jeffy called Billy C.; take that radical left lunatics."
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The Chair Company and Pluribus are in the same universe change my mind
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This is my cat.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Please send help. I'm on episode five of my first ever watch through of The Leffovers and my...soul hurts?
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why does everyone call them "settlers?" Sounds so cute! They're fucking marauders, raiders, brigands.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Listening to this banger today, for no particular reason.
Pretty Penny
YouTube video by Stone Temple Pilots - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A game where you decide what to hypothetically do with various substances, constrained to one option per substance.

Carry, Muck, Fill.

CMF: Bologna, Sand, Bubbles
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposted by Doctorclark | Pipe Symbol Fan
I think every CEO should be paid real money so they can pay real taxes.
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The open verse challenge meme was three years ago, and I'm only now catching up.
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Flowers for Al Bundy
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Be your own fucking best friend.

-Ari
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
James D. Watson was an asshole.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The Killing Fields and the Struggle Sessions are, like, a few years away if we don't get our shit together. Hegseth is already doing his lame version of the 1979 Ba'ath party purge.
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
THE SUPREME COURT--ALL THE COURTS--THEY DONT RUN THE USDA! THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH DOES! THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS STARVING CHILDREN! THE COURTS ARE DOING THIER JOB! IT'S ALL TRUMP'S FAULT!

We're swatting at one single mosquito while a pit viper is fangs-deep in our ankle.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Bilbo Goggins
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM