DBAKevlar
@dbakevlar.bsky.social
Advocate and Engineer at @Redgate | Multiplatform DBA and AI Specialist | Karma's BFF | Free the AuDHD brain | Lives on an awesome floating home on the Columbia River in Portland, OR
At least I'm happy about the being the #PassSummit2025 minifig!
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
At least I'm happy about the being the #PassSummit2025 minifig!
I've recording a video ranting at my state representatives like 3 times now and deleted it... not enough curse words in the world...
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I've recording a video ranting at my state representatives like 3 times now and deleted it... not enough curse words in the world...
Reading the news and my thoughts: “Who the F cares about an f’n Rockefeller Xmas tree? My kids can’t afford housing, groceries and healthcare.” The United States is so screwed up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Reading the news and my thoughts: “Who the F cares about an f’n Rockefeller Xmas tree? My kids can’t afford housing, groceries and healthcare.” The United States is so screwed up.
I just left CVS Pharmacy after four weeks failing to refill on a prescription. Text message said I could pick up my last prescription from them only to be told they put it back since I was transferring my prescriptions elsewhere. Why are so many support systems/software broken?? #CVS
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just left CVS Pharmacy after four weeks failing to refill on a prescription. Text message said I could pick up my last prescription from them only to be told they put it back since I was transferring my prescriptions elsewhere. Why are so many support systems/software broken?? #CVS
Thanks to #Techbash2025 and great hanging out with @ryanbooz.bsky.social I miss working with him…:(
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thanks to #Techbash2025 and great hanging out with @ryanbooz.bsky.social I miss working with him…:(
Yo, CLT airport, you an f’n mess and connections are all over the place, along with passengers. Your drama is not fun to travel through… :)
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yo, CLT airport, you an f’n mess and connections are all over the place, along with passengers. Your drama is not fun to travel through… :)
Oh and Amazon is having issues checking out. Someone wants me to stop shopping…. :)
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh and Amazon is having issues checking out. Someone wants me to stop shopping…. :)
Great day at TechBash2025, attendees were plentiful and interactive during the two sessions I did today! Content has been uploaded to GitHub in my presentations2025 repo!
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Great day at TechBash2025, attendees were plentiful and interactive during the two sessions I did today! Content has been uploaded to GitHub in my presentations2025 repo!
Hello Atlanta, goodbye Atlanta…:)
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hello Atlanta, goodbye Atlanta…:)
Did we not learn about the value of regulation and monopolies in the 1900’s? 1980’s? Nah, let’s try it with pharm now, too! #WTF Watch the patterns, peeps. www.wsj.com/business/ret...
Kimberly-Clark Strikes $40 Billion Deal for Tylenol Maker Kenvue
The agreement, which combines the maker of Huggies diapers with the owner of the painkiller brand, will create a global company with annual revenues of roughly $32 billion.
www.wsj.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Did we not learn about the value of regulation and monopolies in the 1900’s? 1980’s? Nah, let’s try it with pharm now, too! #WTF Watch the patterns, peeps. www.wsj.com/business/ret...
Flying to the Poconos today to speak at TechBash2025, but spent a lovely day with my youngest at a tea house and sushi. #LoveMyLife
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Flying to the Poconos today to speak at TechBash2025, but spent a lovely day with my youngest at a tea house and sushi. #LoveMyLife
Pretty fall day in war-torn Portland
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pretty fall day in war-torn Portland
I don’t understand why we call people that appear weak- “pansies”. Have you seen pansy flowers? They f’n blooming in harsh winter like it’s the serene month of June. Anyone calls you a pansy, wear like a badge of honor.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I don’t understand why we call people that appear weak- “pansies”. Have you seen pansy flowers? They f’n blooming in harsh winter like it’s the serene month of June. Anyone calls you a pansy, wear like a badge of honor.
I named it “mcsteamy”…take that sinus infection!
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I named it “mcsteamy”…take that sinus infection!
OK, second week back from vacation...almost over covid, but damn, Kevlar needs a mental health day. WTF.
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
OK, second week back from vacation...almost over covid, but damn, Kevlar needs a mental health day. WTF.
When your pharmacy says, "Oh, well I can see the medications and I can refill them." but you can't, then you ask to remove ones you've never or can't get insurance to approve, so got others and they say, "Well, we can't, that's part of your history." but... I can't see the ones I do take. sigh.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When your pharmacy says, "Oh, well I can see the medications and I can refill them." but you can't, then you ask to remove ones you've never or can't get insurance to approve, so got others and they say, "Well, we can't, that's part of your history." but... I can't see the ones I do take. sigh.
I can’t handle seams in my socks and you did F’n what to those damn socks and want me to actually wear them?? Being a woman with sensory issues while clothes shopping is fricken ridiculous….LMAO
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I can’t handle seams in my socks and you did F’n what to those damn socks and want me to actually wear them?? Being a woman with sensory issues while clothes shopping is fricken ridiculous….LMAO
Five days in lounge wear, post vacation, still recovering from illness, but isolating and thankful for how much I accomplished this week while still resting when I needed..❤️
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Five days in lounge wear, post vacation, still recovering from illness, but isolating and thankful for how much I accomplished this week while still resting when I needed..❤️
New DBAKevlar: McDonald’s Drive Thrus and OOM Kills : dbakevlar.com/2025/10/mcdo...
McDonald’s Drive-Thrus and OOM Kills – DBAKevlar
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October 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
New DBAKevlar: McDonald’s Drive Thrus and OOM Kills : dbakevlar.com/2025/10/mcdo...
One of my best friends, “I’m stuck on calls and can’t meet for lunch today.” Me: “Good, because I have covid and you don’t want to be around me.” LOL
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
One of my best friends, “I’m stuck on calls and can’t meet for lunch today.” Me: “Good, because I have covid and you don’t want to be around me.” LOL
There’s a lot of new cold/flu meds on the market, but I still say nothing beats NyQuil- the coughing , sneezing, knock me out cold on the kitchen floor medicine.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There’s a lot of new cold/flu meds on the market, but I still say nothing beats NyQuil- the coughing , sneezing, knock me out cold on the kitchen floor medicine.
Yo, Ocean Spray- whoever came up with the sour blueberry lemon craisins deserves a raise…:)
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yo, Ocean Spray- whoever came up with the sour blueberry lemon craisins deserves a raise…:)
Come join me at #Neurodiversity Day 2025 for a full line up of great speakers talking about the world of the neurospicy! meetu.ps/e/PlccY/1Ykf... #autism #adhd
Neurodiversity Day 2025, Thu, Oct 23, 2025, 8:00 AM | Meetup
Join us for an inspiring virtual day conference dedicated to celebrating **Neurodiversity in Data Platforms**!
Hosted by the DEI group, this event brings together thought l
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October 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Come join me at #Neurodiversity Day 2025 for a full line up of great speakers talking about the world of the neurospicy! meetu.ps/e/PlccY/1Ykf... #autism #adhd
Started work at 4am today with jet lag again, but this migraine has got to go…
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Started work at 4am today with jet lag again, but this migraine has got to go…