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Dawn Somewhere
@dawnsomewhere.bsky.social
Online entertainer. Best known for the "Rainbow Dash Presents" series of fanfic parodies, but I also do a bunch of other things.
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New episode in three hours!
Where Are We: Split Rent Crusaders
YouTube video by Dawn Somewhere
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July 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I've caught up on the latest episode of the Amazing Digital Circus, and, well, I can't help myself. I've written another article about the show.
The Amazing Digital Out of Ideas Already | Dawn Somewhere
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June 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I wrote an article about DnD, how it screws people up, and some stuff you can do to break out of what it does. I know you can't win 'em all, but I'm always happy when I hear I motivated people to try a new system and or a more dynamic game.
DnD is Poison, and the Prognosis is Dim | Dawn Somewhere
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June 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Four and a half more hours! Prepare!
Rainbow Factory Employee Safety Module
YouTube video by Dawn Somewhere
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June 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A nice thing about seeing each other at conventions is we get to talk about silly animation ideas. And Petirep has had more time to work on personal projects lately.
June 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
June 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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If you come to BowlingGreenCon this Saturday, you can find me HERE!
May 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Alpaca advertisement
May 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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If you couldn't try it during BABScon, Space Maniac put together an online simulator for the "Song of Love and Tolerance" game I made for the con! All you have to do is select an army to play it. If there's interest, maybe I'll finish the Lunar Republic.
May 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I got kicked out.
About to play some Mario Party with @silverquill.bsky.social @dawnsomewhere.bsky.social and Ashleigh Ball in Button’s Arcade @babscon.com! Get over here! #BABS2025 🎮
April 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm back from BABS! The last one, and I wrote an article about it. You can get it here if you'd like to read about it:
dawnsomewhere.com/babscon-2025/
BABScon 2025 | Dawn Somewhere
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April 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Thanks so much to ArtisanBubblegum for creating this stunning, exquisite crown to commemorate our victory in
@dawnsomewhere.bsky.social's Vid Somewhere 2024 with our video "Sheep Hell"! Congratulations to
@atomiccatacombs.bsky.social and
@makaryo.bsky.social for their hard work!
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April 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If anyone wants to listen to me nerd about a tabletop war game with some guys from my local game store, we've got an hour and a half of it for your enjoyment!
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The Tactical Approach
Games Podcast · Updated Monthly · A podcast about tabletop gaming, war games, and other hobbyist nerdery.
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April 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
4chan got hacked, apparently. I have strong feelings not about the hacking, but about how the hacking got reported on. If you want to read an article I wrote, here you go:
dawnsomewhere.com/the-hacker-known-as-4chan-and-the-hacks-who-report-on-it/
The Hacker Known as 4chan and the Hacks Who Report on It | Dawn Somewhere
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April 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
As the frog began to drown, it demanded, "Why did you tariff the entire global economy?"
"Lol," replied the scorpion, "lmao."
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you're not caught up, we're no on part 5 of Unstoppable Momentum! And part 6 just went up for Patrons today.

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We Will NOT Play DnD
Comedy Fiction Podcast · 17 Seasons · Biweekly Series
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March 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm doing a new podcast with some friends from my local gaming scene! This is your more conventional talk-based thing, and primarily it's about the Song of Ice and Fire war game.

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The Tactical Approach
Games Podcast · 1 Episodes · Updated Monthly
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March 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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We're at the finale! Episode 35 of Dungeon Men is now online! And with that, we've finally wrapped up the longest arc to date!
We Will NOT Play DnD
Comedy Fiction Podcast · 16 Seasons · Biweekly Series
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January 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Part 33 of Dungeon Men is online! The party needs a little pep talk from Pythara, an insidious dragon with openly selfish motives, but hey! When you’re in the dark, sometimes any light will do.
We Will NOT Play DnD
Comedy Fiction Podcast · 16 Seasons · Biweekly Series
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January 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've got a new article about the Ice and Fire Tabletop's "Neutral" faction, which are mercenaries you can hire to flesh out your army.
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At some point I should probably write an overview article on what the factions even are.
Understanding the Neutrals (Season 5) | Dawn Somewhere
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December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
What's better than a video essay about The Amazing Digital Circus?

A written essay you can read at your own pace!
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December 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I'm going to start using my website to write articles, but in the "meant to entertain people" ways of the olden times, when forms were long and you weren't strictly advertising for the product you were writing about.
Understanding Lannisters (Season 5) | Dawn Somewhere
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December 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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I updated the website! Instead of pointing to social media, it'll now point directly to playlists with stuff I made, or you can read some of our old comics directly. Should be easier to find things than the messy system Youtube uses.
Dawn Somewhere | It's always dawn somewhere! And we hate mornings.
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December 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
We're now on episode 32 of Dungeon Men! In this episode, we meet a dragon, and whether that's a good or a bad thing is anyone's guess.

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We Will NOT Play DnD
Comedy Fiction Podcast · 16 Seasons · Biweekly Series
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December 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I remember once reading a dry technical explanation of every reason why the Falkner in Ace Combat 5 would never become airborne, and even if it did, it wouldn't remain airborne. It wasn't even a vendetta. Someone one day just wrote a manual about why this fake plane would crash.
December 19, 2024 at 4:14 AM