DavineDC
@davinedc.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian | Polymath & Polyglot | Practicing radical empathy 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇰🇭
comediandavineker@gmail.com
comediandavineker@gmail.com
This is beyond f*cked up!
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is beyond f*cked up!
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Abigail Spanberger elected first woman governor of Virginia!!! Please keep this energy when 2028 comes here 🩵💙🧢
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Abigail Spanberger elected first woman governor of Virginia!!! Please keep this energy when 2028 comes here 🩵💙🧢
Happy Halloween to you all! Stay safe out there! 💀👻🎃🦇🕸️🕷️🍬🍭🍫⛑️❣️
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Happy Halloween to you all! Stay safe out there! 💀👻🎃🦇🕸️🕷️🍬🍭🍫⛑️❣️
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So figurative and literal
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So figurative and literal
Voted early. Civic duty accomplished. 🗳️⬇️🧢
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Voted early. Civic duty accomplished. 🗳️⬇️🧢
As a person who also speaks Khmer, when I hear “No King”, if you pronounce “King” with a Cambodian accent, it sounds like “No more sleeping”, as in “We are finally waking up and ready to fight!”
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As a person who also speaks Khmer, when I hear “No King”, if you pronounce “King” with a Cambodian accent, it sounds like “No more sleeping”, as in “We are finally waking up and ready to fight!”
You wonder how they all voted for him. Meanwhile, tons of Americans didn’t know turkeys laid eggs
October 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You wonder how they all voted for him. Meanwhile, tons of Americans didn’t know turkeys laid eggs
The way people bend over backwards to justify their bigotry…No wonder why the world is in limbo
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The way people bend over backwards to justify their bigotry…No wonder why the world is in limbo
“A shutdown falls on the president’s lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shut down means the president is weak.”
-Donald J Trump
(2013)
-Donald J Trump
(2013)
October 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“A shutdown falls on the president’s lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shut down means the president is weak.”
-Donald J Trump
(2013)
-Donald J Trump
(2013)
Reposted by DavineDC
So I guess they’d be slut shaming the Mona Lisa. She has no lashes at all.
September 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So I guess they’d be slut shaming the Mona Lisa. She has no lashes at all.
What has happened to our country that we are so numb to watching people lose their lives violently in real time has become just another piece of content? We should be horrified.
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What has happened to our country that we are so numb to watching people lose their lives violently in real time has become just another piece of content? We should be horrified.
Remember what Jesus said:
“Don’t let them take away our guns”
“Don’t let them take away our guns”
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Remember what Jesus said:
“Don’t let them take away our guns”
“Don’t let them take away our guns”
Coffee already makes me poop my pants…
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Coffee already makes me poop my pants…
The prosecution to the jury: Dr. Hopper doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
September 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The prosecution to the jury: Dr. Hopper doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
The kind of red vs blue battle we need…This movie was phenomenal
September 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The kind of red vs blue battle we need…This movie was phenomenal
The more I see how evil and crazy people are, the more I am relieved I don’t please everyone.
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The more I see how evil and crazy people are, the more I am relieved I don’t please everyone.
Uncanny! The artist Leonardo DiCaprio would be so proud.
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Uncanny! The artist Leonardo DiCaprio would be so proud.
Le Gong Show episode I performed on is now available on YouTube. I am the second comic on that lineup.
Now you can see me perform in French! Had fun on this roast show format and loved their feedback.
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
Now you can see me perform in French! Had fun on this roast show format and loved their feedback.
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
Le Gong Show - Ep. JC Surette
YouTube video by Le Gong Show
m.youtube.com
August 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Le Gong Show episode I performed on is now available on YouTube. I am the second comic on that lineup.
Now you can see me perform in French! Had fun on this roast show format and loved their feedback.
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
Now you can see me perform in French! Had fun on this roast show format and loved their feedback.
m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid...
Just because I carry it well, don't mean it's not heavy.
August 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just because I carry it well, don't mean it's not heavy.