David Holzel דוד הולזל
@davidholzel.bsky.social
My new blog
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November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My new blog
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The new Roth book just arrived. I'm already reading Milan Kundera, Miranda July and Charlie Sheen. And they're going to be due back at the library any time.
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The new Roth book just arrived. I'm already reading Milan Kundera, Miranda July and Charlie Sheen. And they're going to be due back at the library any time.
Tuna, PB&J and what the chimp never learned.
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October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tuna, PB&J and what the chimp never learned.
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My latest blog post. davidwrotethis.substack.com/p/a-thought-...
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My latest blog post. davidwrotethis.substack.com/p/a-thought-...
Somewhere in the world it's still Left Handers Day.
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Why my left-handed guitar gently weeps
An old Jewish man is fed up and decides to convert to Christianity. Sure enough, the next Sunday he’s baptized in the church across the street from his former synagogue. He had been a member of the…
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August 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Somewhere in the world it's still Left Handers Day.
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
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My latest blog post
My latest blog post
Don't Change That Channel
I belong to the first generation that spent hours in front of the TV. Twenty-five years ago, I began to consider what it was like to spend hours in front of the TV.
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April 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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My latest blog post
My latest blog post
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It's satire, OK? But the time travel is real.
It's satire, OK? But the time travel is real.
The last good week
The destination for time-traveling anti-Zionists
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March 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It's satire, OK? But the time travel is real.
It's satire, OK? But the time travel is real.
My longtime flashlight just went dark. @washingtonpost.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My longtime flashlight just went dark. @washingtonpost.com
An obscure president's relevance for today. davidwrotethis.substack.com/p/would-fran...
Would Franklin Pierce have lusted for Greenland?
PLUS: Mrs. Pierce's boiled lobster recipe revealed!
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February 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
An obscure president's relevance for today. davidwrotethis.substack.com/p/would-fran...
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Read on for ways to tell that these celebrities are not the real thing.
Read on for ways to tell that these celebrities are not the real thing.
I liked his early, funny fake videos better
Israeli entrepreneur uses technology to give the finger to Kanye West. Is this good or bad for the Jews?
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February 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Read on for ways to tell that these celebrities are not the real thing.
Read on for ways to tell that these celebrities are not the real thing.
Excellent! What's the plan now?
January 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Excellent! What's the plan now?
Gulf of Mexico? Gulf of America? Or the Louis and Francine Family Gulf? My latest blog post. (Please consider subscribing.)
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'But everyone knew her as Nancy'
What was your name again?
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January 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gulf of Mexico? Gulf of America? Or the Louis and Francine Family Gulf? My latest blog post. (Please consider subscribing.)
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Frustrated? Angry even? Is this your swear word of choice?
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Meet the New 'Umm'
'It engages the full expanse of the brain.' Never more so than today.
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January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Frustrated? Angry even? Is this your swear word of choice?
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