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David Hardie
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Dad first. Scottish/European. Trying to maintain professionalism in an increasingly amateur world. Let there be no trolls here!
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Well, let’s see how sane this place stays.
The words: Costco, December and Visit

Should never EVER be part of the same sentence, let alone an action.

I’ll learn from this.
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by David Hardie
But.... but.... the Oil ran out in 2019!!🙄
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When the AI bubble bursts and Micron crawls back to the consumer market peddling their unsold Crucial RAM…

We consumers will not have forgotten how they ditched us and how our money was no longer good enough for them.

Their grave is dug deep. Let them lie in it, let them die, and let them rot.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
FUCK YOU ALEXA!!!

Daft fucking cunt just blurted out the item I ALREADY GOT DELIVERED and ruined a Christmas surprise.

FUCK YOU ALEXA!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We really, REALLY don’t give a shite for this American extravaganza nonsense. This is not the friggin NFL!

We want to see who will be beating us, simples!
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What’s that slug doing, and WHY are they sucking his ass?????

Craven motherfuckers, fuck the lot them #WorldCup2026
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey UEFA, go fuck yourselves!
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My opinion:

1. Gemmill
2. McTominay
3. McLean
4. McFadden
5. Narey
6. Tierney
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hang it up in the Kelvingrove Art Gallery!
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh fucking get over yourselves!
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sweden again proving that real grown up countries do exist.
Unlike Absurdistan AKA UK
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
No, BBC Pravda, you don’t get to be ‘frivolous’ and funny with this.
The correct article should be: “This is An Absolute Abomination and Must Be Condemned”
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This world is broken 😡
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So are all the click-bait 3I/Atlas doom posters going to STFU now that precisely nothing wild and doomy has happened?

We were not in fact being invaded by a marauding armada, or given incredible alien insights to undeservedly help us.
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by David Hardie
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Fuck
Microsoft
September 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Wish them aliens would hurry the fuck up!
August 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just reading an article about Antarctic ice cores being melted for science.
Fair enough.

The BBC describes the 2.8km of ice cores as being ‘more than 8 Eiffel Towers stacked end-to-end’

Mate, we KNOW what 2.8km is, we don’t need this stupid dumbing down of measurements.
We’re not American!
August 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The stench has gone.

Fuck that guy!
July 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The stench in this country since TACO arrived is unbearable.

Fuck off TACO, you are not welcome here.
July 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤡🤡🤡

Fuck off TACO 😆
July 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The BBC News seems to have gone full right-wing lately:

“Migrant deal will be seen as failure…”
“...pilot deal that could see 50 migrants a week sent back”
“Ban some foreigners from sickness benefits…”
“Reform’s momentum…”

Chris Mason seems to be a Farage/Reform fluffer.
July 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The word ‘understand’ doing some massive heavy lifting there 🤡🤡🤡🤡
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I for one LOVED the ending to Squid Game 3.

What a great show.
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
‘Scottish’ Labour MPs make me vomit.

What kind of craven coward votes for this disgraceful welfare bill?

The vast majority of ‘Scottish’ Labour MPs.
July 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM