David Conway
@davidconway.bsky.social
Emmy award winner Joseph Tudisco
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Emmy award winner Joseph Tudisco
Going to use this account just to index the most offensive celebrity commercial appearances. Melissa McCarthy movies have made $2+ billion and she is playing an elf in a Verizon ad
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Going to use this account just to index the most offensive celebrity commercial appearances. Melissa McCarthy movies have made $2+ billion and she is playing an elf in a Verizon ad
ME WITH ACCESS TO A TIME MACHINE: So yeah, Joker & the Thief is comfortably Wolfmother's most enduring song in 2025 — in regular rotation at sporting events, while Woman is all but forgotten
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ME WITH ACCESS TO A TIME MACHINE: So yeah, Joker & the Thief is comfortably Wolfmother's most enduring song in 2025 — in regular rotation at sporting events, while Woman is all but forgotten
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
Now everyone is talking about the 5-0 Chicago Bulls and their upcoming rematch against the New York Knicks
Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Now everyone is talking about the 5-0 Chicago Bulls and their upcoming rematch against the New York Knicks
Eating lunch at exactly noon…I’m such a fucking sheep
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Eating lunch at exactly noon…I’m such a fucking sheep
Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season
Zoe Saldana and Jeff Bridges are Academy Award winning actors. It should not be legal for them to co-star in a T-Mobile commercial
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Zoe Saldana and Jeff Bridges are Academy Award winning actors. It should not be legal for them to co-star in a T-Mobile commercial
@clubchalamet.bsky.social Any thoughts on whether Timmy winning 'White Boy of the Year' at the Believe That Awards is a good sign for the Marty Supreme campaign?
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
@clubchalamet.bsky.social Any thoughts on whether Timmy winning 'White Boy of the Year' at the Believe That Awards is a good sign for the Marty Supreme campaign?
Not many other 35 year old white men are brave enough to admit this: I thought the Between the Bars needledrop in The Chair Company was very funny
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not many other 35 year old white men are brave enough to admit this: I thought the Between the Bars needledrop in The Chair Company was very funny
NHL broadcasts superimposing *animated* digital ads over the boards during gameplay is sooooo tacky
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
NHL broadcasts superimposing *animated* digital ads over the boards during gameplay is sooooo tacky
I'm the one guy in the Task universe who doesn't have anything bleak going on in my life to monologue about. Everyone's always staring at me expecting me to fill several minutes of conversation with my backstory and all I can muster is "Uhh my sports teams aren't doing so good. Kind of a drag..."
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm the one guy in the Task universe who doesn't have anything bleak going on in my life to monologue about. Everyone's always staring at me expecting me to fill several minutes of conversation with my backstory and all I can muster is "Uhh my sports teams aren't doing so good. Kind of a drag..."
I've held out for almost a decade, but there's so much bad stuff going on now that I'm teetering on the brink of posting an Instagram story about some of it
September 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've held out for almost a decade, but there's so much bad stuff going on now that I'm teetering on the brink of posting an Instagram story about some of it
Slovenia-Germany Eurobasket game going crazy
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Slovenia-Germany Eurobasket game going crazy
NYT games empire was in its washed era when Pips suddenly strolled in as the crown jewel of the whole operation...life can still surprise and delight
September 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
NYT games empire was in its washed era when Pips suddenly strolled in as the crown jewel of the whole operation...life can still surprise and delight
Bulls really saw Chicago sports media & fans in shambles over the Bears opener and said ”Hurry up and finish the Giddey contract!!! Doesn’t matter how much we pay him; nobody will even notice if we drop it now”
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bulls really saw Chicago sports media & fans in shambles over the Bears opener and said ”Hurry up and finish the Giddey contract!!! Doesn’t matter how much we pay him; nobody will even notice if we drop it now”
Peacock you gotta stop playing the The Paper commercial with M79 in it every single commercial break. You are going to make me hate an indie rock classic
September 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Peacock you gotta stop playing the The Paper commercial with M79 in it every single commercial break. You are going to make me hate an indie rock classic
Latest Peacemaker episode is a good reminder that Tim Meadows is a generational talent
August 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Latest Peacemaker episode is a good reminder that Tim Meadows is a generational talent
Carly Rae Jepsen releasing a Boy Problems hat with misspelled lyrics for the E•MO•TION 10-year anniversary...a touching tribute to the album's cartoonishly botched rollout + promotional strategy
August 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Carly Rae Jepsen releasing a Boy Problems hat with misspelled lyrics for the E•MO•TION 10-year anniversary...a touching tribute to the album's cartoonishly botched rollout + promotional strategy
I would get so pissed off if I was a pretty famous guy and they asked me to go on Hot Ones Versus instead of regular Hot Ones
August 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I would get so pissed off if I was a pretty famous guy and they asked me to go on Hot Ones Versus instead of regular Hot Ones
Everyone at the baseball stadium is really good at the Hat Shuffle game they play on the video board. Good to have a little bit of a W for the wisdom of the masses during what has otherwise been a pretty protracted rough stretch
July 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Everyone at the baseball stadium is really good at the Hat Shuffle game they play on the video board. Good to have a little bit of a W for the wisdom of the masses during what has otherwise been a pretty protracted rough stretch
Alex G there's been a terrible accident with your music. Something happened to make the vocals not as loud as they should be
July 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Alex G there's been a terrible accident with your music. Something happened to make the vocals not as loud as they should be
One thing you have to say about Hulk Hogan is: He was really truly cartoonishly racist. One of the most racist famous guys we've ever had, outside of the people whose whole deal is intrinsically tied to being racist
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One thing you have to say about Hulk Hogan is: He was really truly cartoonishly racist. One of the most racist famous guys we've ever had, outside of the people whose whole deal is intrinsically tied to being racist
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Get back to me when they make an AI that filters out all the Rilo Kiley songs where the guy sings
July 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Get back to me when they make an AI that filters out all the Rilo Kiley songs where the guy sings
Derik Queen's nickname should be Blizzard Man
June 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Derik Queen's nickname should be Blizzard Man