David Clemons
@davidclemons.bsky.social
Health care marketing in The A. Montevallo grad. Recovering journalist.
I’m sitting by the door in a restaurant and can report people get real dumb with doors in restaurants.
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m sitting by the door in a restaurant and can report people get real dumb with doors in restaurants.
So the message they’d give to kids getting picked on in school is, “Sorry but God doesn’t love you enough?”
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon defines bullying as “God’s natural order being asserted.”
February 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So the message they’d give to kids getting picked on in school is, “Sorry but God doesn’t love you enough?”
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Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon defines bullying as “God’s natural order being asserted.”
February 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon defines bullying as “God’s natural order being asserted.”
Reposted by David Clemons
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
@xfinitysupport.bsky.social let’s please have more sporting events on these 4K channels
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@xfinitysupport.bsky.social let’s please have more sporting events on these 4K channels
Oh hell yeah speeches!
U.S. Senate Democrats plan to give a series of floor speeches overnight Wednesday to highlight their opposition to President Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Management and Budget.
U.S. Senate Democrats to remain on floor overnight denouncing Trump budget nominee • Arkansas Advocate
U.S. Senate Democrats plan to give a series of floor speeches overnight Wednesday to highlight their opposition to President Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Management and Budget.
buff.ly
February 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh hell yeah speeches!
I’m sorry but this isn’t a question when you’ve got Homer Smith having made Jay Barker into a Heisman finalist.
Who is the greatest offensive coordinator in Alabama football history? Here are our picks
reader.thebirminghamnews.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m sorry but this isn’t a question when you’ve got Homer Smith having made Jay Barker into a Heisman finalist.
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You can be all for Trump in principle but still hate Musk. Musk is not doing this because he's inspired. He's doing it because he thinks Trump is dumb, old, and/or out of touch, and he's positioning himself as the real power and successor. He has a knife in his pocket.
February 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You can be all for Trump in principle but still hate Musk. Musk is not doing this because he's inspired. He's doing it because he thinks Trump is dumb, old, and/or out of touch, and he's positioning himself as the real power and successor. He has a knife in his pocket.
If there were a generic country singer/song title generator, I’m not sure it could even come up with Nate Smith and “Whiskey on You.”
January 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If there were a generic country singer/song title generator, I’m not sure it could even come up with Nate Smith and “Whiskey on You.”
You couldn’t print what I said.
Alabama fans: do you remember where you were when you heard about Nick Saban's retirement? Do you want to talk about it? Email me, mstahl(at)AL(dot)com
January 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You couldn’t print what I said.
Where are the puzzle people on here, specifically in the Atlanta area?
January 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Where are the puzzle people on here, specifically in the Atlanta area?
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On one Christmas Eve 101 years ago, a deputy dressed as Santa Claus shot a man who had pulled a knife on him and slashed him in the face in Cherokee County, Alabama.
In 1903, an Alabama deputy dressed as Santa shot a man on Christmas Eve
In an article printed in The New York Times about the shooting, one point was highlighted: Lockhart was dressed as Santa Claus.
www.cbs42.com
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
On one Christmas Eve 101 years ago, a deputy dressed as Santa Claus shot a man who had pulled a knife on him and slashed him in the face in Cherokee County, Alabama.
“Christmas comes this time each year” yes thank you for this insight
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
“Christmas comes this time each year” yes thank you for this insight
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TFW they ask you to "just post something real quick."
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
TFW they ask you to "just post something real quick."
It’s going to be spam.
Few things give a social media manager more of a sense of dread than a DM to the brand account that just says "Can I ask you a question?" and nothing else.
Are you going to ask about store hours or are you about to wreck my whole week?
Thanks for the anxiety, my dude...
Are you going to ask about store hours or are you about to wreck my whole week?
Thanks for the anxiety, my dude...
December 4, 2024 at 12:23 AM
It’s going to be spam.
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November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Places you’re expected to respond to random playing of the national anthem:
• North Korea
• This barbecue place in my hometown in Alabama.
• North Korea
• This barbecue place in my hometown in Alabama.
November 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Places you’re expected to respond to random playing of the national anthem:
• North Korea
• This barbecue place in my hometown in Alabama.
• North Korea
• This barbecue place in my hometown in Alabama.
Just gonna go ahead and say it: More high school bands should play Neck.
November 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Just gonna go ahead and say it: More high school bands should play Neck.
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Happiness isn't a realistic expectation for you! Become a writer!
November 19, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Happiness isn't a realistic expectation for you! Become a writer!