“Dave”
@davetweets.bsky.social
My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold.
Pinned
The Elvis impersonator is back at my gym and this is the car he's driving these days.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Elvis impersonator is back at my gym and this is the car he's driving these days.
How has no ska band had the stones to do a Springsteen NebraSKA cover album? Seems like an easy way to get clicks.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How has no ska band had the stones to do a Springsteen NebraSKA cover album? Seems like an easy way to get clicks.
Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 is the worst sequel of all time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 is the worst sequel of all time.
This is the real me.
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is the real me.
Costco had a great Treehouse of Horror countdown calendar and these were the best things in it. Thank you to Costco.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Costco had a great Treehouse of Horror countdown calendar and these were the best things in it. Thank you to Costco.
It is time to admit that Iggy Azalea is one of the best one hit wonders of all time.
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It is time to admit that Iggy Azalea is one of the best one hit wonders of all time.
Asp is an all time funny word
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Asp is an all time funny word
An unironic life changing moment for me as a music consumer. Don't think I would've joined Tempest Edge if it wasn't for seeing KISS live.
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
An unironic life changing moment for me as a music consumer. Don't think I would've joined Tempest Edge if it wasn't for seeing KISS live.
At Costco an old guy just backfisted a bag of bird seed and looked right at me and nodded.
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
At Costco an old guy just backfisted a bag of bird seed and looked right at me and nodded.
Guess who was an editor in the high school newspaper?
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Guess who was an editor in the high school newspaper?
Drove home from Virginia today and I can say Sheetz wins.
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Drove home from Virginia today and I can say Sheetz wins.
Bruno Mars is the all time "love to hear him hate to see him" artist.
September 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bruno Mars is the all time "love to hear him hate to see him" artist.
What happened to Jessie J? My friend Kyle said she was the best singer of the generation.
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What happened to Jessie J? My friend Kyle said she was the best singer of the generation.
Cowards! Uncle Hershel can go away that's fine.
August 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cowards! Uncle Hershel can go away that's fine.
Half of this review is correct.
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Half of this review is correct.
The almighty Cheekface with a great take on Bandcamp Fridays.
July 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The almighty Cheekface with a great take on Bandcamp Fridays.