turntechGodhead
@daveofguy.bsky.social
me my two weed smoking girlfriends and the gay crab
Pinned
dude
> you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi
youve gotta try this man
shits straight up bangin
like johns theoretical mom bangin
deadass the tits man
> you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi
youve gotta try this man
shits straight up bangin
like johns theoretical mom bangin
deadass the tits man
You stare at him like this.
August 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
dude
> you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi
youve gotta try this man
shits straight up bangin
like johns theoretical mom bangin
deadass the tits man
> you present the mayor with a Nice And Cold Wild Cherry Pepsi
youve gotta try this man
shits straight up bangin
like johns theoretical mom bangin
deadass the tits man
hey
hey mayor
cmere i have something i need to show you
hey mayor
cmere i have something i need to show you
August 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
hey
hey mayor
cmere i have something i need to show you
hey mayor
cmere i have something i need to show you
NO MAYOR LOOK AWAY
August 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
NO MAYOR LOOK AWAY
i should probably pretty up this metaphysical representation of who i am
but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome
i dunno if i can betray their memory like that
but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome
i dunno if i can betray their memory like that
August 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i should probably pretty up this metaphysical representation of who i am
but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome
i dunno if i can betray their memory like that
but sweet bro and hella jeff are awesome
i dunno if i can betray their memory like that
i feel a phantom balls itch this shit sucks
August 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i feel a phantom balls itch this shit sucks
wait jade is a robot fucker
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
wait jade is a robot fucker
can you take my robot ass to red lobster
August 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
can you take my robot ass to red lobster
the awesome strider turns to the camera with a smirk
he knows full and well she has ears, it seems
he knows full and well she has ears, it seems
August 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the awesome strider turns to the camera with a smirk
he knows full and well she has ears, it seems
he knows full and well she has ears, it seems
chat what she doesnt know is that i actually like it
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
chat what she doesnt know is that i actually like it
lets just say my faceplate has been getting wet constantly as of late
oh those are some pretty lashes. hm. hm. are you telling me this based off experience or?
would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes
August 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
lets just say my faceplate has been getting wet constantly as of late
would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes
i donnu if i trust this information right now…
same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that
August 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
would i ever lie to you i bat my pretty lashes
same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that
time sensitive im looking for any answers now
wikihow to waterboard a robot
August 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
same way you waterboard a human except you gotta call em a good boy robots hate when you do that
ill put in- i mean put on the fake tail jade got me hold on
lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate
wink wonk @ you know who
lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate
wink wonk @ you know who
August 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
ill put in- i mean put on the fake tail jade got me hold on
lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate
wink wonk @ you know who
lets sync this shit up like two peacocks trying to attract a mate
wink wonk @ you know who
did you miss and alien part little man
this is all too real were 100% bisexual
swinging both ways and hitting home runs
this is all too real were 100% bisexual
swinging both ways and hitting home runs
THATS GOTTA BE PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS THE EXACT TYPE OF PRANK I WOULD PULL ON MY PAST SELF
THE GUYS FUCKING GRAY
THE GUYS FUCKING GRAY
i know what you are dave
cuz its what i used to be
its legal now
cuz its what i used to be
its legal now
August 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
did you miss and alien part little man
this is all too real were 100% bisexual
swinging both ways and hitting home runs
this is all too real were 100% bisexual
swinging both ways and hitting home runs
shit man lets shake our hips together we both know where you got that ass and it wasnt nepeta
ill put on on fake tail and everything
ill put on on fake tail and everything
August 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
shit man lets shake our hips together we both know where you got that ass and it wasnt nepeta
ill put on on fake tail and everything
ill put on on fake tail and everything
i know what you are dave
cuz its what i used to be
its legal now
cuz its what i used to be
its legal now
THIS IS NOT ME BRUH
@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social
badda bing badda bang reveal time
youre a huge fuckin homo dude
and a certified alien kisser
badda bing badda bang reveal time
youre a huge fuckin homo dude
and a certified alien kisser
August 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i know what you are dave
cuz its what i used to be
its legal now
cuz its what i used to be
its legal now
i told him WERE gay
you arent any better davepeta
in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes
you arent any better davepeta
in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes
August 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i told him WERE gay
you arent any better davepeta
in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes
you arent any better davepeta
in fact being half catgirl makes you gayer than me and im smooching up dudes
was that too much
August 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
was that too much
@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social
badda bing badda bang reveal time
youre a huge fuckin homo dude
and a certified alien kisser
badda bing badda bang reveal time
youre a huge fuckin homo dude
and a certified alien kisser
August 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social
badda bing badda bang reveal time
youre a huge fuckin homo dude
and a certified alien kisser
badda bing badda bang reveal time
youre a huge fuckin homo dude
and a certified alien kisser
im about to do something hilarious
August 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
im about to do something hilarious
yeah guys get his ass lol
August 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
yeah guys get his ass lol
August 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM