Dave Mountain
@davemountain.bsky.social
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Dave Mountain
@davemountain.bsky.social
· Nov 20
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The most 3 and outs you have ever seen for an offense with positive skill position players. I get that the line isn't right, but if Kevin Patullo has a job tomorrow, there is no way this team is winning even a single playoff game. #eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The most 3 and outs you have ever seen for an offense with positive skill position players. I get that the line isn't right, but if Kevin Patullo has a job tomorrow, there is no way this team is winning even a single playoff game. #eagles
This is highly similar to the TNF game against the Giants. Defense gets worn down, short week, offense that doesn't sustain drives, worn to a nub. Add turnovers and the game shouldn't be close. Not quite 2023, but similar. #eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is highly similar to the TNF game against the Giants. Defense gets worn down, short week, offense that doesn't sustain drives, worn to a nub. Add turnovers and the game shouldn't be close. Not quite 2023, but similar. #eagles
At this point, I'm not just OK with firing Kevin Patullo. I'm also OK with benching many starters. Prove to me it can't get worse. #eagles
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
At this point, I'm not just OK with firing Kevin Patullo. I'm also OK with benching many starters. Prove to me it can't get worse. #eagles
You can't be a good football team when you get outgained every week. Guess what happens to the Eagles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You can't be a good football team when you get outgained every week. Guess what happens to the Eagles.
I wrote a thing. Read the thing. I promise it's also not about sports.
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fivetooltool.blogspot.com/2025/11/some...
Something I can't say on my other blogs, which are about business and ridesharing...
Cheap, mean, unfair, biased and tasteless sports blogging about the NFL, NBA and MLB. Come visit and click on the ads: our kids need shoes.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I wrote a thing. Read the thing. I promise it's also not about sports.
fivetooltool.blogspot.com/2025/11/some...
fivetooltool.blogspot.com/2025/11/some...
So we have a technology that increases water and electric bills, threatens employment, and exacerbates income inequality. It also threatens the continued existence of life on the planet in a number of ways.
Note to self: invest in security services that work for data services.
Note to self: invest in security services that work for data services.
October 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So we have a technology that increases water and electric bills, threatens employment, and exacerbates income inequality. It also threatens the continued existence of life on the planet in a number of ways.
Note to self: invest in security services that work for data services.
Note to self: invest in security services that work for data services.
CoPilot, cook the planet with irresponsible energy usage so that I can be momentarily distracted from a lack of government oversight of rapacious corporations.
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CoPilot, cook the planet with irresponsible energy usage so that I can be momentarily distracted from a lack of government oversight of rapacious corporations.
So I watch sports to try to take my mind off the awful political world that we live in.
This often works out.
Today, as a Philadelphia fan?
Not so much.
This often works out.
Today, as a Philadelphia fan?
Not so much.
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So I watch sports to try to take my mind off the awful political world that we live in.
This often works out.
Today, as a Philadelphia fan?
Not so much.
This often works out.
Today, as a Philadelphia fan?
Not so much.
I'll brook honest disagreement on many things, but not this. The hype guys in Muddy Waters' "Mannish Boy" are the best to ever do it. (YEAH!)
October 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'll brook honest disagreement on many things, but not this. The hype guys in Muddy Waters' "Mannish Boy" are the best to ever do it. (YEAH!)
Saw a commercial for AI over the weekend where the mooks on the couch changed their images around a lot.
Us in 10 (5?) years: Sorry about the planet, kids, but everyone really needed to see themselves differentl for just a second.
Yes, the planet's dead and burned, but we were badly entertained.
Us in 10 (5?) years: Sorry about the planet, kids, but everyone really needed to see themselves differentl for just a second.
Yes, the planet's dead and burned, but we were badly entertained.
September 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Saw a commercial for AI over the weekend where the mooks on the couch changed their images around a lot.
Us in 10 (5?) years: Sorry about the planet, kids, but everyone really needed to see themselves differentl for just a second.
Yes, the planet's dead and burned, but we were badly entertained.
Us in 10 (5?) years: Sorry about the planet, kids, but everyone really needed to see themselves differentl for just a second.
Yes, the planet's dead and burned, but we were badly entertained.
If we're going to make up conspiracy theories about escalators, make it that right wing media is going hard on this to distract from the release of the Epstein files.
Conspiracies can be fun!
Conspiracies can be fun!
September 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If we're going to make up conspiracy theories about escalators, make it that right wing media is going hard on this to distract from the release of the Epstein files.
Conspiracies can be fun!
Conspiracies can be fun!
We have a victim of a school shooting that is remembered for more than a single news cycle? Somehow, does not feel like progress.
September 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We have a victim of a school shooting that is remembered for more than a single news cycle? Somehow, does not feel like progress.
In re the idea that we should mock awful people because that's how we diminish their power, um, Hitler was consistently flatulent. Chuckles go here.
September 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In re the idea that we should mock awful people because that's how we diminish their power, um, Hitler was consistently flatulent. Chuckles go here.
Some Lives Matter. You can guess whose.
September 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Some Lives Matter. You can guess whose.
I'm seeing stuff about how Free Speech Is In Trouble. Not New.
I'd say more, but I'm (a) in a world where customer feedback can end me, (b) not going to leave clues for potential employers to disqualify me, (c) not getting paid to share an opinion in a time when money is tight.
Money is speech.
I'd say more, but I'm (a) in a world where customer feedback can end me, (b) not going to leave clues for potential employers to disqualify me, (c) not getting paid to share an opinion in a time when money is tight.
Money is speech.
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm seeing stuff about how Free Speech Is In Trouble. Not New.
I'd say more, but I'm (a) in a world where customer feedback can end me, (b) not going to leave clues for potential employers to disqualify me, (c) not getting paid to share an opinion in a time when money is tight.
Money is speech.
I'd say more, but I'm (a) in a world where customer feedback can end me, (b) not going to leave clues for potential employers to disqualify me, (c) not getting paid to share an opinion in a time when money is tight.
Money is speech.
On two consecutive plays, Mike Tirico calls Jalen Hurts by his NBC-preferred name, Dak Prescott.
September 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
On two consecutive plays, Mike Tirico calls Jalen Hurts by his NBC-preferred name, Dak Prescott.
The worst part of an NFL weather delay: more screen time for the useless studio blowhards.
September 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The worst part of an NFL weather delay: more screen time for the useless studio blowhards.
Media: Blueshy discourse is so sparse, especially compared to X and its bots. The left should never talk to itself, because the right never profits from that. Also, autocracies are great for free speech, because they inspire so much discourse.
Useful idiots for useless idiots.
Useful idiots for useless idiots.
September 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Media: Blueshy discourse is so sparse, especially compared to X and its bots. The left should never talk to itself, because the right never profits from that. Also, autocracies are great for free speech, because they inspire so much discourse.
Useful idiots for useless idiots.
Useful idiots for useless idiots.
The nice part about watching obsolete coaches get humiliated is that their is a scoreboard and everyone knows they are obsolete.
Something, something, Andrew Cuomo...
Something, something, Andrew Cuomo...
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The nice part about watching obsolete coaches get humiliated is that their is a scoreboard and everyone knows they are obsolete.
Something, something, Andrew Cuomo...
Something, something, Andrew Cuomo...
Driving Strangers
A Rideshare Driver's Blog
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September 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"She was buried at the bottom of a man-made lake. It wasn't planned that way, there were just too many of us queuing to piss on her grave." - YT comment on Margaret Thatcher.
Which makes me wonder: since POTUS sells anything to anyone, this? I'd pay, and he should diversify the revenue, um, stream.
Which makes me wonder: since POTUS sells anything to anyone, this? I'd pay, and he should diversify the revenue, um, stream.
August 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"She was buried at the bottom of a man-made lake. It wasn't planned that way, there were just too many of us queuing to piss on her grave." - YT comment on Margaret Thatcher.
Which makes me wonder: since POTUS sells anything to anyone, this? I'd pay, and he should diversify the revenue, um, stream.
Which makes me wonder: since POTUS sells anything to anyone, this? I'd pay, and he should diversify the revenue, um, stream.
James Dobson is dead. I have a tradition for such things. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ... #jamesdobson
Elvis Costello - Tramp The Dirt Down
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August 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
James Dobson is dead. I have a tradition for such things. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZ... #jamesdobson