Dave johns
davejohnscomic.bsky.social
Dave johns
@davejohnscomic.bsky.social
Stand up comedian, award winning film actor and writer
Rep Curtis Brown group ltd
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I will be walk the South Downs with my pal Bill
Bill’s City to Sea Walk
Help Bill Bailey raise money to support Macmillan Cancer Support
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July 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Always remember kids things posted on social media aren’t always what they seem !
April 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Big Sam to take over the catholic Church as caretaker Pope until a new Pope can be appointed in the summer transfer window.
April 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
March 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Remember my n
February 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So happy to have shot the new Sam Fender music video m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQm...
Sam Fender — Remember My Name (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sam Fender
m.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
😂😂
February 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I can’t remember how to Ad this
1, 1000, 51, 6 & 500
in Roman numerals

IM LIVID
February 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“If doctor Victor Frankenstein decided to make a monster entirely assembled of Human flaws .. He would make a Donald Trump” ..

This is the best I have ever overheard being said about Trump
January 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
January 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Taxi for liberty justice, truth.
January 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
January 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
January 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
17th January Bernie the Gardner arrives at the Dumping ground CBBC .. great fun
January 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Never open the last door 25th December on my Christmas philosophy advent calendar
As it had
Don’t even think about it writing on door
December 27, 2024 at 8:54 AM
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Merry Christmas to one an all from Santa Dave
December 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
LUKE SKYWALKER: “I’ll never join you!”

DARTH: “If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your Aunty .”

LUKE: “He told me enough! He told me you killed her

DARTH: “No. I am your Aunty .”
December 21, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Watching A Christmas Carol last night. The one big lesson I took away from it was…

This Christmas the best present you could give yourself is joining your trade Union…
Because it’s very unlikely three ghosts will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing …
December 16, 2024 at 9:44 AM
British short film awards 2024

Best Actor
Nominees are

Ben Whishaw - Good Boy

Darren Kent - Alleviate

Dave Johns - Making Up

Éanna Hardwicke - Twain

Elliot Warren - Hard Times

Gabriel Adewusi - Room Taken
December 13, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I’ll be doing my jokes At The Stand Newcastle this Friday Kids do come for a larf ! See you there .
December 9, 2024 at 1:19 PM
The first rule of laryngitis Club is….
December 7, 2024 at 4:49 AM
* Breaking news * calvert and johns to join forces again to work on exciting new theater project adaptation 2025/26
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM