Dave Clipson
@daveclipson.bsky.social
I expect to fill this bit in properly one day.
If true then it's only because they've stayed still while the rest of the Internet has gone to shot around them.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If true then it's only because they've stayed still while the rest of the Internet has gone to shot around them.
I made the mince pies.
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I made the mince pies.
If the blood-dripping knife that the President is holding had ACTUALLY been used to murder small children and puppies and stuff, don't you think the Dems would have made a big deal about it before now?
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If the blood-dripping knife that the President is holding had ACTUALLY been used to murder small children and puppies and stuff, don't you think the Dems would have made a big deal about it before now?
Maybe have him Marley instead then?
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Maybe have him Marley instead then?
Speaking of blends, with this post Anon Opin has finally achieved that long sought-after perfect blend of smugness and irrelevance.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Speaking of blends, with this post Anon Opin has finally achieved that long sought-after perfect blend of smugness and irrelevance.
I just spent far longer than I should have done trying to figure out which one of these chicken was, in fact, a dog.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just spent far longer than I should have done trying to figure out which one of these chicken was, in fact, a dog.
Weird birthing plan, but each to their own, I guess.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Weird birthing plan, but each to their own, I guess.
Yeah, he's got no idea that's happening.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Yeah, he's got no idea that's happening.
How many Crunchies would the husband need to be eating to provide the wife with sufficient data to accurately calibrate this reaction? More than is healthy, I think.
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
How many Crunchies would the husband need to be eating to provide the wife with sufficient data to accurately calibrate this reaction? More than is healthy, I think.
It does feel like you're sharing a whole lot of details about your own relationship here, on the assumption that it works as general observational humour. Unfortunately...
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It does feel like you're sharing a whole lot of details about your own relationship here, on the assumption that it works as general observational humour. Unfortunately...
'70s Doctor Who monster in a cone.
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
'70s Doctor Who monster in a cone.
"Anarchists run Portland" seems to suggest a lack of understanding of what anarchy actually means.
Kristi Noem says that anarchists run Portland and that she threatened local officials that if they didn't comply, DHS would send 4 times as many ICE agents.
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Anarchists run Portland" seems to suggest a lack of understanding of what anarchy actually means.
How did a study of 500 commercials conclude that pregnant women only feature in 1/1000? Have they proved that it is possible to be "a bit pregnant" after all?
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
How did a study of 500 commercials conclude that pregnant women only feature in 1/1000? Have they proved that it is possible to be "a bit pregnant" after all?
"Knob". (Originally "Shada").
September 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Knob". (Originally "Shada").
"Knob". (Originally "Robot").
September 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Knob". (Originally "Robot").