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Dasher
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Pop Culture Commentator. Leader of the Church of Facts, Figures, Ratchetry, and Reads. My opinions have opinions. datdamndasher.com
This is like an effed up version of NYE. Start the countdown on TikTok I guess 😪
January 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I was today years old when I found out what “truffle butter” also is 🤯. Listen, I WAS NOT READY. I want my innocence back #younger on Netflix 😳
January 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Dasher
Wendy Williams spoke on The Breakfast Club this morning about her conservatorship: “I feel like I’m in prison”
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me running to save all my TikTok videos before Sunday
a close up of a muppet with his mouth open and his eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a muppet with his mouth open and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
As a TikTok content creator, with this announcement, time has truly started to tick tock. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Supreme Court rules in favor of TikTok ban in the U.S. unless ByteDance sells
TikTok mounted a free speech challenge to a bipartisan law that would ban the app on national security grounds if its Chinese owner does not sell it.
www.nbcnews.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I was excited to see my therapist on New Years Day until 4 days later when I got the notice my deductible had reset and my usual $20 visit cost me $180 😭
January 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Starting to realize this dating shiii is ghetto, I had much more fun when I was a ho
January 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why is it that whenever you are late, everyone has to be on their leisurely Sunday drive?!
December 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
On a dating app, if you KNOW you’re only attracted to someone sexually, is it wrong to match with them?
December 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
If the common cold is so common, why can’t they cure it? Currently on the sixth circle of hell and today’s menu is stuffy nose and congestion 🤧
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
My thoughts on the Jay-Z/ Diddy situation.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYaGtu9K/
Jay-Z Named in Diddy Lawsuit. #jayz #diddy #celebritynews #celebritygossip #greenscreen
TikTok video by Dasher
www.tiktok.com
December 9, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Can I file for unemployment in January when the TikTok ban hits? Asking for a friend…who is me.
December 9, 2024 at 2:07 AM
If my Daddy is #tomcruise and my mom is #katieholmes, I’ma feel a way if I find out at 18 I don’t have a trust fund. Hell, I was in tears at 18 when I realized middle class kids don’t get one 🤣

www.tmz.com/2024/12/08/k...
Katie Holmes Slams Rumor About Suri's Alleged Trust Fund From Tom Cruise
Katie Holmes is shutting down rumors about daughter Suri Cruise's net worth ... making it clear the 18-year-old didn't just come into a chunk of change.
www.tmz.com
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 AM
And to think, if Diddy had just paid Cassie the money she wanted behind closed doors, nobody else’s reputation would’ve been dragged into his nonsense.

Jay-Z Accused of Raping 13-Year-Old Girl in Diddy Lawsuit www.tmz.com/2024/12/08/j...
Jay-Z Accused of Raping 13-Year-Old Girl in Diddy Lawsuit
Jay-Z is facing accusations of sexual assault involving a minor in a lawsuit tied to disgraced rapper Diddy.
www.tmz.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
So, icebreaker. I’ve spent the better part of the last 2 yrs building up a base on #tiktok and looks like come Jan 19, 2025 my ass is about to be unemployed 🥴. So hey BlueSky, I’m Dasher. Follow for laughs, hot takes, mental breaks and who knows what else.
December 9, 2024 at 1:31 AM