Jack Stoutburn
@dashiftymon.bsky.social
30, n/b. Home of many buns, a kitty and a bui. :3 ⚠️⚠️⚠️: Ocassionally posts NSFW and pretty strong fetish stuff, so minors vanish!
Banner & profile pic by @benjipaws.bsky.social #FuckIsrael #FuckTheUK #FuckKeirStarmer #KillAllCEOs
Banner & profile pic by @benjipaws.bsky.social #FuckIsrael #FuckTheUK #FuckKeirStarmer #KillAllCEOs
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Jack Stoutburn
@dashiftymon.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I retweet/post alotta feet, mostly toon and clean stuff but I do, but also post lewds from time to time so pleaaaase read my bio before you follow...that way you're not weirded out xD
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thanks ice spice for getting this dumb song in my head and made me come up with this
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
thanks ice spice for getting this dumb song in my head and made me come up with this
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Forgot to post these two, both were birthday gifts, one from cookie and the other from @/benjipaws.bsky.social himself, back last month (December 11)
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Forgot to post these two, both were birthday gifts, one from cookie and the other from @/benjipaws.bsky.social himself, back last month (December 11)
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this, but Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania.
They REALLY fumbled the feel of the controls, the game physics felt numb and too padded/smoothed out, compared to the older releases.
I'd still wanna try the new SMB though, see if it's better than that one.
They REALLY fumbled the feel of the controls, the game physics felt numb and too padded/smoothed out, compared to the older releases.
I'd still wanna try the new SMB though, see if it's better than that one.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this, but Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania.
They REALLY fumbled the feel of the controls, the game physics felt numb and too padded/smoothed out, compared to the older releases.
I'd still wanna try the new SMB though, see if it's better than that one.
They REALLY fumbled the feel of the controls, the game physics felt numb and too padded/smoothed out, compared to the older releases.
I'd still wanna try the new SMB though, see if it's better than that one.
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I've got a little bit of a habit of befriending water pokemon! This specific bui and I have quite the history, but I cherish the bond we have quite a lot!
A nice smooch, a tum squeeze, and of course some mutual paw attention befitting friends!
@dashiftymon.bsky.social
🎨 @benjipaws.bsky.social
A nice smooch, a tum squeeze, and of course some mutual paw attention befitting friends!
@dashiftymon.bsky.social
🎨 @benjipaws.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I've got a little bit of a habit of befriending water pokemon! This specific bui and I have quite the history, but I cherish the bond we have quite a lot!
A nice smooch, a tum squeeze, and of course some mutual paw attention befitting friends!
@dashiftymon.bsky.social
🎨 @benjipaws.bsky.social
A nice smooch, a tum squeeze, and of course some mutual paw attention befitting friends!
@dashiftymon.bsky.social
🎨 @benjipaws.bsky.social
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January 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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As we approach Valentine’s Day, it’s important to remember that for many toon folk, wacky slapstick can essentially be a love language.
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
As we approach Valentine’s Day, it’s important to remember that for many toon folk, wacky slapstick can essentially be a love language.
this shit became unplayable and riddled with Japs now
[Notification] Update data Ver 11.0.0 for #Splatoon3 is now available. Please see the following page for additional details:
ninten.do/6010SqvMG
ninten.do/6010SqvMG
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
this shit became unplayable and riddled with Japs now
Why instead of making the game worse every fucking chance you get, you actually do research instead of using jap tournaments as a "metric"
Seriously, fuck off.
Seriously, fuck off.
The research continues:
In Ver. 11.0.0 if you have the Stealth Jump gear ability equipped and Super Jump to a far away location, your flight time will take longer.
Additionally, weapon balance updates will be included.
The Ver. 11.0.0 update drops Jan 29!
In Ver. 11.0.0 if you have the Stealth Jump gear ability equipped and Super Jump to a far away location, your flight time will take longer.
Additionally, weapon balance updates will be included.
The Ver. 11.0.0 update drops Jan 29!
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Why instead of making the game worse every fucking chance you get, you actually do research instead of using jap tournaments as a "metric"
Seriously, fuck off.
Seriously, fuck off.
Forgot to post these two, both were birthday gifts, one from cookie and the other from @/benjipaws.bsky.social himself, back last month (December 11)
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Forgot to post these two, both were birthday gifts, one from cookie and the other from @/benjipaws.bsky.social himself, back last month (December 11)
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
Mikan isn't so shy here and neither is Ringo, they know exactly what they want xP'
And yes I love me my heels on both male and female :3
The good shit :3
They're unobtainium now and I'm so glad I got these when they were cheap .w.
#gaming #consolegaming #3ds #psvita
They're unobtainium now and I'm so glad I got these when they were cheap .w.
#gaming #consolegaming #3ds #psvita
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The good shit :3
They're unobtainium now and I'm so glad I got these when they were cheap .w.
#gaming #consolegaming #3ds #psvita
They're unobtainium now and I'm so glad I got these when they were cheap .w.
#gaming #consolegaming #3ds #psvita
Life is being aware that the mistakes you swore you'd never make earlier in your life, will end up happening later on and there's little to nothing you can do about it beyond dealing with them and not derailing in the process
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Life is being aware that the mistakes you swore you'd never make earlier in your life, will end up happening later on and there's little to nothing you can do about it beyond dealing with them and not derailing in the process
also, I'm gonna leave this here
if you find your pro-palestine content getting throttled, moderated or just straight up taken down, the owners of bluesky are Jews ;P
if you find your pro-palestine content getting throttled, moderated or just straight up taken down, the owners of bluesky are Jews ;P
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
also, I'm gonna leave this here
if you find your pro-palestine content getting throttled, moderated or just straight up taken down, the owners of bluesky are Jews ;P
if you find your pro-palestine content getting throttled, moderated or just straight up taken down, the owners of bluesky are Jews ;P
gooners ruin everything
The Frosty Fest has finished, and Team Solo has emerged on top with a 460p win!
Thanks to everyone that participated, and be sure to claim your super sea snails in the plaza!
Thanks to everyone that participated, and be sure to claim your super sea snails in the plaza!
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
gooners ruin everything
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this is why the recent issues in Venezuela are so important to me. my friend of a decade and a half, @dashiftymon.bsky.social lives down there, and i worry for him. it’s not because i’m some right-winger who loves war. it’s because i want fucking peace for my fucking friend
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
this is why the recent issues in Venezuela are so important to me. my friend of a decade and a half, @dashiftymon.bsky.social lives down there, and i worry for him. it’s not because i’m some right-winger who loves war. it’s because i want fucking peace for my fucking friend
So, your first conclusion, because of course it is, is to call me a right winger. And yes, I'm THAT friend.
You're enabling the same people who damn near killed me and my family of starvation, the same people who stole my future and had 70% of my immediate family leave to other countries-
You're enabling the same people who damn near killed me and my family of starvation, the same people who stole my future and had 70% of my immediate family leave to other countries-
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
So, your first conclusion, because of course it is, is to call me a right winger. And yes, I'm THAT friend.
You're enabling the same people who damn near killed me and my family of starvation, the same people who stole my future and had 70% of my immediate family leave to other countries-
You're enabling the same people who damn near killed me and my family of starvation, the same people who stole my future and had 70% of my immediate family leave to other countries-
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serious time, guys. you've no doubt heard of the recent U.S. Military raid on Venezuela, the one that got their dictator ousted from the country. while a huge step towards freedom and prosperity in the nation, armed loyalists still remain, endangering lives, and need to be stopped
c.org/gTsRkzYJgS
c.org/gTsRkzYJgS
Urge U.S. Military intervention against Maduro loyalist forces
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
c.org
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
serious time, guys. you've no doubt heard of the recent U.S. Military raid on Venezuela, the one that got their dictator ousted from the country. while a huge step towards freedom and prosperity in the nation, armed loyalists still remain, endangering lives, and need to be stopped
c.org/gTsRkzYJgS
c.org/gTsRkzYJgS
That's how I wanna see you
Silent.
If I catch your retarded leftist asses saying ANYTHING about venezuela, now that Maduro is down, I'm raining hell on you and your closest circles, and I will make sure you feel it for MONTHS.
FUCK OFF and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Silent.
If I catch your retarded leftist asses saying ANYTHING about venezuela, now that Maduro is down, I'm raining hell on you and your closest circles, and I will make sure you feel it for MONTHS.
FUCK OFF and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
That's how I wanna see you
Silent.
If I catch your retarded leftist asses saying ANYTHING about venezuela, now that Maduro is down, I'm raining hell on you and your closest circles, and I will make sure you feel it for MONTHS.
FUCK OFF and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Silent.
If I catch your retarded leftist asses saying ANYTHING about venezuela, now that Maduro is down, I'm raining hell on you and your closest circles, and I will make sure you feel it for MONTHS.
FUCK OFF and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Air India 171 was pilot suicide.
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Air India 171 was pilot suicide.
Not surprised that the team with the most hackers in the game won.
[Originally posted October 27th]
This year's Splatoween results are in, and Team Zombie has shambled their way to a first place finish with 455p!
Thanks to everyone who participated, and as always, be sure to claim your super sea snails in the plaza!
This year's Splatoween results are in, and Team Zombie has shambled their way to a first place finish with 455p!
Thanks to everyone who participated, and as always, be sure to claim your super sea snails in the plaza!
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not surprised that the team with the most hackers in the game won.
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last couple games ain't been greeeeeat
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
last couple games ain't been greeeeeat
Officially entered the fandom in late September 2010, was 15 at the time, now just a month and a half away from turning 31 :P
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Officially entered the fandom in late September 2010, was 15 at the time, now just a month and a half away from turning 31 :P
