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dartzirl.bsky.social
@dartzirl.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of the road
Currently mastering the art of Kuchisabishii
I drive a rotary.
I have a Mastodon account.
Nothing interesting is posted on it.
Green out now
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's Purple outside.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Literally every desktop image I've ever used
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Where did this come from?
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
After nearly 16 years I've changed my desktop background.

To what it was 18 years ago.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
People who put emojis in work emails are my nemesis
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
EU Guidelines on current world events:

Drink.

www.politico.eu/article/eu-c...
EU chief diplomat Kallas: World’s woes mean it’s time to start drinking
High representative says global events mean now could be a good time to hit the bottle.
www.politico.eu
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
What if the EU had something like Starfleet. Like SeaFleet or something

Ostensibly an Ocean research, transport and humanitarian organisation. But with the ability to utterly fuck up anyone that annoys it should it be forced to.

Few submarines would do the trick.
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Ignored a damaged floorboard at home for over a year. It became a broken floorboard.

Ow.

Anyway. One quick random bit of old hardwood and it's now just a damaged floorboard again.

Random emergency repairs to houses suck.
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Reposted
This should exist in every city in the country.
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
A truck full of pigeons parked on the road at the end of the active runway your least favourite world leader is departing from can do a lot of good.
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The last 7 days.

I was sober the morning of New Years Eve to drive and - maybe technically last Sunday because hangover, but otherwise....
a picture of dory from the movie finding nemo
ALT: a picture of dory from the movie finding nemo
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Anytime a newspaper story asks a question in the headline the answer is inevitably 'No'.

Dismal is all there is.
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Watching a documentary on Lighthouses for the 17th time.

Wouldn't mind a week or two on Fastnet to escape reality for a bit.
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hans Gruber did nothing wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Shipwrecks

Plane crashes

Going around in circles

Car-crash PC builds

And trainwreck anime cons.
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The dimmer the bulb, the brighter the smile.
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Most online spaces I'm in have people talking about their doctor's, or their hospital visits...

....I haven't seen a doctor since I was 4.
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
With Gainax final windup it's time to remember what made the studio great in the first place
a black and white photo of a girl in a robot suit standing in front of a circle .
ALT: a black and white photo of a girl in a robot suit standing in front of a circle .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Does anyone else remember Widget?
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Department of Public Expenditure is where the future goes to die.

It is the single reason everything is so underfunded and shit.

And NIMBY's.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It struck me.

Once, all the kids on the #toyshow looked the same

Now the all look different.

That's kinda cool when you think about it.
a dark background with the words we are borg written on it
ALT: a dark background with the words we are borg written on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's a kpop #toyshow but it's the wrong K. C'mon RTE, State TV should brodcast State media.

Especially when North Korea gives us this absolute banger.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj...
Chollima On The Wing - DPRK Music Video
YouTube video by Comrade Chumbucket
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bands miming on the #toyshow.

What's next?

How far we've fallen.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Right. #Toyshow time.

Straight in with gutting a mosasaur.
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM