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dartzirl.bsky.social
@dartzirl.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of the road
Currently mastering the art of Kuchisabishii
I drive a rotary.
I have a Mastodon account.
Nothing interesting is posted on it.
Worst Film ever.

I love it. Can even see the zero-g wires half the time.
But colourful as fuck with a lived-in feel to the environments.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The very first meme I thought of, after over 9000 attempts to generate with ChatGPT.

What the fuck 2025?
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When you ask what the score is and the say 2- 0 and you're like, that's not too bad is it?

No. We're winning

We're Wha?

An Ronaldo's been sent off.

Fake news. Has to be.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't know how Gen Zed's can be so confidently, certainly wrong, when they suddenly turn timid the moment they're correct.

It's like a meat version of Chat GPT.
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Would former President Higgins have a case with the IRTB for an improper eviction? Was he ever served a proper notice to quit?

Evicting a Pensioner from their home of 14 years....
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If your breakfast isn't a cardiohazard, is it breakfast?
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Rei knows exactly what she's looking at.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 6
Showdown in Tokyo-3
Rei II
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Somone burned an IPAS centre.
Someone blew up a dog.

What the fuck is going on?
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Always wondered if there's be a market for a 'Drive a locomotive' experience on an isolated bit of track. Give one of the 071's a goo for a bit.

Then again, the exact sort of people who'd pay for such thing are they exact sort of people you don't want inside a train's cab.
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Japanese Thatcher?

or

Japanese Truss?

Is there a Japanese lettuce?
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I hear about Frogs calling for No Kings.
a man in a maroon shirt is talking into a microphone and says " sharpen the guillotine "
ALT: a man in a maroon shirt is talking into a microphone and says " sharpen the guillotine "
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Watching Death of Stalin.

This needs a sequel set in the modern era:

"Death of a President"
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The #NoKings protests have been mentioned on RTE Radio news here in Ireland.

The world does see you. Whoever you are.
a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la
ALT: a cartoon of hyenas with the words no kings no kings la la la la la la
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hunting Soul
YouTube video by Toshiro - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
5 episodes (Or it feels like that) so far on the one path up a cliffface. Well, technically it's the other path up the cliff.

What am I watching?
October 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm beginning to think Meteor O'Doom might be getting my vote in this election.

Or Jim Gavin. We haven't heard from him in a week while the other two have just been a continues stream of discomfort.
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A good magnetron, a 230V extension cord and a Manna drone

Maybe I have a solution for some peace and quite. And a cheap dinner.
October 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Iznogoud is no good.
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bluesky's not letting me post pictures again
October 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When they haven't invented hot-swappable cyborg bodies yet
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mmm..... Lovely Angels.

(Random thing I found on my drive while looking for other thing)
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Anybody know how to get the smell of arseline out of a seat?
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
FIFA got the result they wanted.

The entire corrupt organisation has been set against Ireland since the Hand of Frog incident kept us from the World Cup.

It's so easy to fuck Ireland only because Ireland accepts it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Toothpicks
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 2
Unfamiliar Ceilings
The Beast
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM