The Monkey King
@darthbam.bsky.social
hoops addict. unfriendly to liberals whining about Kamala. hater of liberal democracies. sometimes a writer. gamer.
He’s been ass tonight on the call dude
Reggie gonna sit here and lie and say “people are looking at this as Chet vs. Wemby”… nigga no we are not. We’ve seen the last 5 matchups
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
He’s been ass tonight on the call dude
Never been more happy the pacers lost. Reggie miller living vicariously through that chip would’ve been as bad as Hali winning one
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Never been more happy the pacers lost. Reggie miller living vicariously through that chip would’ve been as bad as Hali winning one
D fox getting his water shut off by OKCs guard core. Impressive stuff
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
D fox getting his water shut off by OKCs guard core. Impressive stuff
Is there anyone in the league Dylan Harper can’t get an angle on?
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Is there anyone in the league Dylan Harper can’t get an angle on?
Lmao u don’t have to lie to sell the matchup. We’re already intrigued. Chet doesn’t fuck with Wemby on any level and that’s been known for a year now and that’s okay
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Lmao u don’t have to lie to sell the matchup. We’re already intrigued. Chet doesn’t fuck with Wemby on any level and that’s been known for a year now and that’s okay
Reggie gonna sit here and lie and say “people are looking at this as Chet vs. Wemby”… nigga no we are not. We’ve seen the last 5 matchups
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Reggie gonna sit here and lie and say “people are looking at this as Chet vs. Wemby”… nigga no we are not. We’ve seen the last 5 matchups
Chet had D-fox on him two times and looked away from the basket in consecutive possessions
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Chet had D-fox on him two times and looked away from the basket in consecutive possessions
Offense looks more fluid with AW tho lmaoo. Thats not new tho
I’m slow I just noticed Lu is out lol
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Offense looks more fluid with AW tho lmaoo. Thats not new tho
I’m slow I just noticed Lu is out lol
January 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I’m slow I just noticed Lu is out lol
I should join their bench
Daigenault might wanna think about zoning up to keep Kroger off the glass
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I should join their bench
Daigenault might wanna think about zoning up to keep Kroger off the glass
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Daigenault might wanna think about zoning up to keep Kroger off the glass
OKC really misses I-hart’s size
January 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
OKC really misses I-hart’s size
Lmaoo Wemby sees food whenever he looks at Chet. It’s so obvious he hates him 😭😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Lmaoo Wemby sees food whenever he looks at Chet. It’s so obvious he hates him 😭😭😭
And he’s outta here! “Tough” guy apparently
Show the IOF soldier two bodies and he’s a non-factor. #Crazyhowthatworks
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
And he’s outta here! “Tough” guy apparently
Show the IOF soldier two bodies and he’s a non-factor. #Crazyhowthatworks
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Show the IOF soldier two bodies and he’s a non-factor. #Crazyhowthatworks
Caleb love is deadass playing like he’s at the rec center and has 20 points off it
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Caleb love is deadass playing like he’s at the rec center and has 20 points off it
The calls they give that Zionist piece of shit is actually unbelievable dude
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The calls they give that Zionist piece of shit is actually unbelievable dude
Does the same push off just now that got OH called for an offensive foul 15 minutes ago
Just watching Knicks vs Portland rn and seeing this bitch Deni. Deadass hooking on that last drive but they’ll put KAT in The Hague for that
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Does the same push off just now that got OH called for an offensive foul 15 minutes ago
Lack of ball control and inability to contain the perimeter will kill this team in April. Last 5 games exposed them
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Lack of ball control and inability to contain the perimeter will kill this team in April. Last 5 games exposed them
Just watching Knicks vs Portland rn and seeing this bitch Deni. Deadass hooking on that last drive but they’ll put KAT in The Hague for that
January 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just watching Knicks vs Portland rn and seeing this bitch Deni. Deadass hooking on that last drive but they’ll put KAT in The Hague for that
Got bored and looked at some other games and what the hell is Charlotte doing to OKC rn???
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Got bored and looked at some other games and what the hell is Charlotte doing to OKC rn???
This would be a useful L if we weren’t getting punked. Gonna have to come harder and with better defensive coverages next time (harder task too)
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
This would be a useful L if we weren’t getting punked. Gonna have to come harder and with better defensive coverages next time (harder task too)
Mike waiting until the 3rd to zone up is a choice for sure
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Mike waiting until the 3rd to zone up is a choice for sure
No seriously why is he doing this
KAT where are u?
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
No seriously why is he doing this