Stretchy
@darrenstretch.bsky.social
Man Utd supporter, scoreboard ender, England cricket follower. Love music, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Go-Betweens, New Order. Love Travel
The government doesn’t give a toss about football fans, certainly never steps in to stop takeover of clubs by unfit foreign owners. Enter Israeli fans and Starmer bends over backwards to help them out 🤷♂️
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The government doesn’t give a toss about football fans, certainly never steps in to stop takeover of clubs by unfit foreign owners. Enter Israeli fans and Starmer bends over backwards to help them out 🤷♂️
Not an excuse for how terrible Utd were, but the quality in EPL generally is probably worse it’s been since late 80’s. Long balls, throw ins, time wasting to take a throw or corner, tactical fowls, no desire to keep
Possession. Football needs a strong, attacking United as much as we crave for it.
Possession. Football needs a strong, attacking United as much as we crave for it.
September 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not an excuse for how terrible Utd were, but the quality in EPL generally is probably worse it’s been since late 80’s. Long balls, throw ins, time wasting to take a throw or corner, tactical fowls, no desire to keep
Possession. Football needs a strong, attacking United as much as we crave for it.
Possession. Football needs a strong, attacking United as much as we crave for it.
This long throw-in trend is also time wasting and officials do sweet Fa about it
September 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This long throw-in trend is also time wasting and officials do sweet Fa about it
Saturday 3pm kick offs are always one to look forward to. Not been to one of those since last October. UTFR
August 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Saturday 3pm kick offs are always one to look forward to. Not been to one of those since last October. UTFR
Lots of e-reds on the old site losing their shit for likes regarding Mainoo sale. Do I want Mainoo to say? Absolutely. But if all the drama queens who proclaim
It’s ‘the straw that breaks the camels back’ piss off too, then so be it.
It’s ‘the straw that breaks the camels back’ piss off too, then so be it.
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Lots of e-reds on the old site losing their shit for likes regarding Mainoo sale. Do I want Mainoo to say? Absolutely. But if all the drama queens who proclaim
It’s ‘the straw that breaks the camels back’ piss off too, then so be it.
It’s ‘the straw that breaks the camels back’ piss off too, then so be it.
Sort out upgrades to the keeper and cm and Utd finish top 4. One game I know but not impressed at all by Arsenal and think Chelsea are going to have a big slump after Nov
August 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sort out upgrades to the keeper and cm and Utd finish top 4. One game I know but not impressed at all by Arsenal and think Chelsea are going to have a big slump after Nov
So bloody predictable before ko a keeper mistake from an Arsenal corner. Even more frustrating as lot to like in the first half
August 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So bloody predictable before ko a keeper mistake from an Arsenal corner. Even more frustrating as lot to like in the first half
Headingley produces excellent test matches. Bonkers that there will be no test either at Headingley or Old Trafford in the next home ashes series
June 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Headingley produces excellent test matches. Bonkers that there will be no test either at Headingley or Old Trafford in the next home ashes series
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... normally bbc sports is clicbait but this is a good piece on the Club World Cup
Fifa Club World Cup: How Saudi Arabia is underpinning the tournament
A detailed look at the figures behind the Fifa Club World Cup, and how investment from Saudi Arabia appears to be underpinning the tournament.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... normally bbc sports is clicbait but this is a good piece on the Club World Cup
If only we’d played like this on Wednesday
May 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If only we’d played like this on Wednesday
All too predictable we’d lose a key player to injury for the final. Really frustrating in a nothing game he’s risking the players you’d want fit in Bilbao
May 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
All too predictable we’d lose a key player to injury for the final. Really frustrating in a nothing game he’s risking the players you’d want fit in Bilbao
Modern football can be so joyless. Then occasionally a game comes along which as a neutral you can sit and watch with little distraction, and love
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Modern football can be so joyless. Then occasionally a game comes along which as a neutral you can sit and watch with little distraction, and love
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Some player that Cunha. Shame he’s going to be well out of united’s reach in the summer
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Some player that Cunha. Shame he’s going to be well out of united’s reach in the summer
Imagine supporting a team that Newcastle beat in a final.
March 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Imagine supporting a team that Newcastle beat in a final.
Amorim needs to make a big Jim Leighton decision after this game
February 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Amorim needs to make a big Jim Leighton decision after this game
Wow. Martin Keown blasting Antony for giving the ball away tonight . He was watching Real Sociedad. Not Real Betis who Antony is on loan to and played earlier. Some agenda
February 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Wow. Martin Keown blasting Antony for giving the ball away tonight . He was watching Real Sociedad. Not Real Betis who Antony is on loan to and played earlier. Some agenda
Some player that Cunha. Shame he’s going to be well out of united’s reach in the summer
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Some player that Cunha. Shame he’s going to be well out of united’s reach in the summer
Getting an obligation for the sale of that useless cretin Sancho is one of the best pieces of business this season in the PL.
February 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Getting an obligation for the sale of that useless cretin Sancho is one of the best pieces of business this season in the PL.
Don’t know too much about the reliability of Classic Builders but any future renovation project I plan, they’re definitely getting a call
February 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Don’t know too much about the reliability of Classic Builders but any future renovation project I plan, they’re definitely getting a call
Cry in a minute. How sad are Crystal Palace away support
February 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Cry in a minute. How sad are Crystal Palace away support
Another half time contemplating what a second half brings
February 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Another half time contemplating what a second half brings
Dalot is such a frustrating player. The clue the role you’re playing is in the title. WINGBACK
February 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dalot is such a frustrating player. The clue the role you’re playing is in the title. WINGBACK
There’s not much to enjoy in this game but the BT Sport Comms are really really bad
January 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There’s not much to enjoy in this game but the BT Sport Comms are really really bad
When we’re bad we’re really bad. Lot hangs on the Europa League and difficult to make a case for Utd being serious challengers. Plenty of savvy sides who play like Brighton lie ahead
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When we’re bad we’re really bad. Lot hangs on the Europa League and difficult to make a case for Utd being serious challengers. Plenty of savvy sides who play like Brighton lie ahead
