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Freminet sneezes and Arlecchino hurries to offer a handkerchief from her pocket-

...except the handkerchief is apparently tied to a veritable kilometer of colored sashes

Arle: *still uselessly pulling from her pocket* God damn it, Lyney...
April 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Arle walks in on Furina doing the dishes-

Arle: You know we have a dishwasher, right?

Furina: I like doing them by hand. I never... No one ever let me do chores before.

Arle: *smiles softly* Would you like some help?

Furina: Yes. *bashfully* No one has ever asked me that either.
November 14, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Arle: *teasing* Sometimes I wonder if there are any thoughts behind those pretty eyes of yours.

Furina: *scoffs* I think about 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 of interesting things.

Those things- Aah, she's so amazing! How did I get so lucky? I want to cuddle her. I want to stroke her hair. I want to kiss her. I'm so 𝘨𝘢𝘺!
November 14, 2024 at 8:31 AM
A surprise birthday party for Furina-

Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Neuvillette, Clorinde, and Navia: Happy Birthday, Furina!!!

Furina: *immediately starts sobbing*

Arle: *panicked* What's wrong?

Furina: *hugs her tight* I never thought I could have something like this.
November 14, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Arlefuri first time sex-

Arle: I assume you don't have a lot of experience, so I'll be gentle.

Furina: Ha! Do you really think I've just been pining all alone for 500 years?

Arle: *blinks in shock* I- um-

Furina: *grins devilishly* I'll try not to be too rough with you, Knave~
November 9, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Arle finds an old notebook of Furina's-

Arle: A list?

Furina: Aah! Don't-!

Arle: Kissing... Dinner dates... Some of these are crossed out?

Furina: *blushes* It's just a bunch of romantic fantasies I had over the years...

Arle: I'm keeping it. *winks* I want to check all your boxes, after all.
November 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Arlecchino going grocery shopping for her wife-

Arle: *sees cake* Furina would love this. *sees plushie* Furina would love that too.

That evening-

Furina: I gave you a list! What is all this?!

Arle: My love for you.

Furina: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT FOR DINNER TONIGHT?!
November 9, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Furina: Howdy, pardner.

Arle: ...What?

Furina: That's not the line!

Arle: Who are you even supposed to be?

Furina: A cowboy! Y'know, from the Wild West! Horses! Guns! Yeehaw!

Arle: What's the Wild West?

Furina: I... I don't know. *frowns* And I've never seen a horse either.
November 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Charlotte: Sleeping on the floor 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 be comfortable.

Lynette: *drowsily* Mn, the carpet is soft... The sun makes this spot so nice and warm too.

Charlotte hesitates but then lays down next to her-

Lynette: *purrs happily* Recharging...
November 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Furina practicing for a court case with Arle-

Furina: With the evidence I've laid out, you can see that-

Arle: Objection! The opposing counsel is distractingly attractive!

Furina: *blushing* That's not a real-

Arle: Sustained!

Furina: *blushing harder* You're not the judge!
November 1, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Furina: Ugh, I hate the uniforms the operatives wear. They're so over-the-top and it just feels like they're trying too hard.

Arle: I designed them myself.

Furina: A- actually, the uniforms are really stylish. Exquisite. Perfect even, now that I think about it.
November 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Furina, Navia, and Clorinde playing D&D-

Navia: So there's my human, Clorinde's melusine, and Furina's...

Furina: Half-dragon, half-vampire, half-adeptus.

Clorinde: *sighs deeply* That's a bit much...

Furina: Tch, I explained it in her backstory! Didn't you read the 20 page document I sent you??
October 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Arlebina-

Arle: You have beautiful eyes.

Bina: *frowning* I've never shown you my eyes.

Arle: Well, I simply assumed they're the same as the rest of you.

Bina: I see.

Arle: *smirks* How ironic.

Bina: *smiling* Shut up.
October 30, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Arlefuri after meeting all the other harbingers-

Furina: *grumpily* So let me get this straight... You've not only slept with Columbina, but also Sandrone and even the Tsaritsa herself? Am I missing anyone?!

Arle: *glances guiltily at Signora's coffin*

Furina: Oh my 𝘨𝘰𝘥
October 30, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Charlotte interviewing Heizou-

Charlotte: Is it true that the government of Inazuma is just a complicated web of romantic relationships?

Heizou: Let me explain. *pulls out a giant flow chart* It all starts with the Shogun. Sara and Miko are fan favorites, but you can't forget Kokomi...
October 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Furina meets Fischl for the first time:

Fischl: Behold, visitor from afar! I am the Prinzessin der Verurteilung!

Furina: *immediately hugs her*

Fischl: Huh?!

Furina: The facade, it's- I understand. And it gets better. I promise.

Fischl: *quietly* Do you want to be friends?
October 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Lynette hears a crash in the kitchen and goes to investigate-

Lynette: Oh God, not again. *shouts* Lyney!

Lyney: *rushes in* What is it?

Lynette: Dad's clipping through the counter again.

Arle: *glitching out* D- don't wor- ry. Every- thing is un- der contr- ol.
October 23, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Arlecchino and Furina eating the dinner Arle cooked. It's a sumptuous feast of meats, soups, baguettes, and a large dessert-

Furina: You know, you always cook such amazing foods for me.

Arle: I like making my fiance happy.

Furina: *smiles* But what about you?

Arle: What about me?
October 22, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Harbingers discussing Arlefuri in Snezhnaya-

Pierro: Such a bond is shameful.

Columbina: I'm surprised she hasn't broken the little archon yet.

Pantalone: To think the Knave was this pathetic all along.

Tsaritsa: Quiet, all of you. *smiles* Let her cook.
October 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Arlefuri meeting Columbina-

Bina: Ah, my wife has found herself a girlfriend.

Furina: 𝘌𝘩?! Arle?!

Arle: No-?! *glares at Bina* Tell the truth!

Bina: Yes, I'm sorry. *smiles sadly* She left me at the altar.

Furina: 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛?!

Arle: THAT'S NOT-

Furina: THIS POOR GIRL!!

Bina: *smirking* Woe is me~
October 22, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Arlefuri and Pantalone-

Furina: Nice to meet you!

Pantalone: Ah, I finally get to meet Miss "Miscellaneous Expenses" herself.

Arle: *scoffs* I don't spend 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 much on her.

Furina: You bring me a slice of the finest cake everyday.

Arle: Well-

Furina: And don't get me started on the lingerie.
October 22, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Arlecchino: How do you feel about pet names?

Furina: *blankly* Well you have to call them something, right?

Arlecchino: *sighs* I can't believe I'm attracted to you.

Furina: Arle, what's the Spanish word for tortilla?

Arlecchino: *holding her head in her hands* Oh my God.
October 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Furina and Clorinde visiting the Palais-

Furina: Tch, why did Neuvillette lock his door?

Clorinde: *blushing* Mm, recently he found Navia and I in a compromising position there, so...

Furina: *gaping* 𝘌𝘟𝘊𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘔𝘌?!

Sedene: Oh, he's just out for a walk.

Clorinde: *strained* I see.
October 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM