Darlene Lesmana
@darlenelesmana.bsky.social
i make music
the music: https://open.spotify.com/track/7yNurCzNqhDkzpotHBtJ2R
the music: https://open.spotify.com/track/7yNurCzNqhDkzpotHBtJ2R
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a snippet of my song :)
open.spotify.com/track/7yNurC...
open.spotify.com/track/7yNurC...
one time my friend went to hug me goodbye as he was leaving the hotel room i was staying in and i genuinely thought he was reaching for the door so instead of hugging him back, i opened the door for him and showed him out
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
one time my friend went to hug me goodbye as he was leaving the hotel room i was staying in and i genuinely thought he was reaching for the door so instead of hugging him back, i opened the door for him and showed him out
a surprising ability i possess is getting the end of year flu despite living in the tropics and also not leaving the house
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
a surprising ability i possess is getting the end of year flu despite living in the tropics and also not leaving the house
i keep forgetting that people genuinely have kids the same way i keep forgetting that americans are real
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
i keep forgetting that people genuinely have kids the same way i keep forgetting that americans are real
i'm a woman the way waves are waves and not particles
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
i'm a woman the way waves are waves and not particles
hab auf Deutsch geträumt, und wann ich kaum wach war, ich hab das Deutsch korrigiert, das ich in meinem Traum gesprochen hab. ich werde verrückt, man.
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
hab auf Deutsch geträumt, und wann ich kaum wach war, ich hab das Deutsch korrigiert, das ich in meinem Traum gesprochen hab. ich werde verrückt, man.
amy pond deserved better
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
amy pond deserved better
looked up jack wolfe's age and breathed a sigh of relief that he isn't another super talented and skilled person who is younger than me and will send me into a spiral about not having done anything in life. i'm very normal and mentally sound
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
looked up jack wolfe's age and breathed a sigh of relief that he isn't another super talented and skilled person who is younger than me and will send me into a spiral about not having done anything in life. i'm very normal and mentally sound
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Can all the folk who just got reminded that they’ve listened to a tonne of music on streaming this year, have a look at the music they heard and buy some on bandcamp today? 🫡🙏🏼
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Can all the folk who just got reminded that they’ve listened to a tonne of music on streaming this year, have a look at the music they heard and buy some on bandcamp today? 🫡🙏🏼
ich muss für meine scheiß c1 prüfung (die ich dreimal nicht bestanden hab) vorbereiten und lernen, also natürlich mach ich fast nichts außer jan böhmermann schauen. und natürlich auch weine ich, weil ich DEUTSCH lerne
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
ich muss für meine scheiß c1 prüfung (die ich dreimal nicht bestanden hab) vorbereiten und lernen, also natürlich mach ich fast nichts außer jan böhmermann schauen. und natürlich auch weine ich, weil ich DEUTSCH lerne
oh my god i thought ice cube and ice t were the same person thus entire fucking time
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
oh my god i thought ice cube and ice t were the same person thus entire fucking time
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
i'm indonesian but i mostly watch youtube videos in english, so sometimes YT dubs indonesian ads and it is awful every time. I assume it's AI because it fucks up the context of words like "ibu" which it translates to "maam" instead of "mom", despite being spoken by a child to his mom in the ad
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i'm indonesian but i mostly watch youtube videos in english, so sometimes YT dubs indonesian ads and it is awful every time. I assume it's AI because it fucks up the context of words like "ibu" which it translates to "maam" instead of "mom", despite being spoken by a child to his mom in the ad
just explained prime numbers to my mom and what fuschia is to my dad so i think i am capable of becoming an elementary school children if the children were in their 50s and like pretty chill about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
just explained prime numbers to my mom and what fuschia is to my dad so i think i am capable of becoming an elementary school children if the children were in their 50s and like pretty chill about it
concept: drag king named Sir Traline
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
concept: drag king named Sir Traline
drinking milo and thinking about the psych ward nurse who saw me getting yelled at on the phone, took my phone, and yelled back at the person yelling at me. i owe you my life
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
drinking milo and thinking about the psych ward nurse who saw me getting yelled at on the phone, took my phone, and yelled back at the person yelling at me. i owe you my life
reading Das Parfum and thinking about Dr Ally Louks every step of the way
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
reading Das Parfum and thinking about Dr Ally Louks every step of the way
ah yes the new dave franco movie: NYSM (new york stack mexchange)
i'm in so much pain
i'm in so much pain
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
ah yes the new dave franco movie: NYSM (new york stack mexchange)
i'm in so much pain
i'm in so much pain
so many rom coms are just like:
HEARTBREAKING: the most beautiful woman you've ever seen falls in love with just a guy! does he make it up in personality? absolutely not!
HEARTBREAKING: the most beautiful woman you've ever seen falls in love with just a guy! does he make it up in personality? absolutely not!
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
so many rom coms are just like:
HEARTBREAKING: the most beautiful woman you've ever seen falls in love with just a guy! does he make it up in personality? absolutely not!
HEARTBREAKING: the most beautiful woman you've ever seen falls in love with just a guy! does he make it up in personality? absolutely not!
most of my music is now up on bandcamp :) darlenelesmana.bandcamp.com
Darlene Lesmana
Darlene Lesmana is an indie musician based in Indonesia, making alternative music with early 2000's pop punk & punk rock influences or acoustic ballads. Although mainly a vocalist, all songs are writt...
darlenelesmana.bandcamp.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
most of my music is now up on bandcamp :) darlenelesmana.bandcamp.com
gua sha wouldn't be as popular if indonesians popularized it because imagine if an influencer had a kerokan routine
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
gua sha wouldn't be as popular if indonesians popularized it because imagine if an influencer had a kerokan routine
explaining citizens to a german: so imagine a Bürger
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
explaining citizens to a german: so imagine a Bürger
growing up, whenever i had food that was too spicy, my family would tell me to drink piping hot tea. and i think that's what catholicism is all about
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
growing up, whenever i had food that was too spicy, my family would tell me to drink piping hot tea. and i think that's what catholicism is all about
john oliver will go on a long ass tangent for no reason and then go "but the point is" and then continue the tangent
he's so me
he's so me
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
john oliver will go on a long ass tangent for no reason and then go "but the point is" and then continue the tangent
he's so me
he's so me
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What do you mean there's straight people yaoi?
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What do you mean there's straight people yaoi?
my dad explained to me the meaning of this song when i could barely understand english. if anything radicalized me early on, it was this. jesus was an outcast. jesus was from current day palestine. jesus would be appalled by the way his believers treat the outcasts, the weak, the weary, the foreign
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
my dad explained to me the meaning of this song when i could barely understand english. if anything radicalized me early on, it was this. jesus was an outcast. jesus was from current day palestine. jesus would be appalled by the way his believers treat the outcasts, the weak, the weary, the foreign