WHO the heck is Chachi Petey
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
WHO the heck is Chachi Petey
Does anyone else feel like their napalm era might be late 40’s / entire 50’s? Like I have a little time to coast still and then “arrive”?
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Does anyone else feel like their napalm era might be late 40’s / entire 50’s? Like I have a little time to coast still and then “arrive”?
Become Un Governor’s Ball
June 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Become Un Governor’s Ball
I really feel excluded when there’s not enough room in the free text
March 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I really feel excluded when there’s not enough room in the free text
When a halfling is in a relationship do they call their partner their better quarter? Thanks
March 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When a halfling is in a relationship do they call their partner their better quarter? Thanks
Hero and villain pledged to stop hitting each other in the glowing red gem in the center of the villain’s forehead
March 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hero and villain pledged to stop hitting each other in the glowing red gem in the center of the villain’s forehead
A single Brody is more than enough, but 3?
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A single Brody is more than enough, but 3?
The R in RSVP stands for RSV
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The R in RSVP stands for RSV
No, Santa… I said nihilist, not nice list. I’m sure they’ll like the Xbox though.
February 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No, Santa… I said nihilist, not nice list. I’m sure they’ll like the Xbox though.
De Gaulle asked "How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?" But FRANKLY that sounds like the perfect basis for a regulatory environment
January 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
De Gaulle asked "How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?" But FRANKLY that sounds like the perfect basis for a regulatory environment
Someone stole our Ankh. Call the Copts!
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Someone stole our Ankh. Call the Copts!
Moria!!! has one hell of a ‘rog
October 31, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Moria!!! has one hell of a ‘rog
This isn’t any old straw house, Wolfie. It’s wattle and daub.
September 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM
This isn’t any old straw house, Wolfie. It’s wattle and daub.
It’s Ann Taylor’s The Pants Event, the semi-annual event I wait all year for twice
September 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
It’s Ann Taylor’s The Pants Event, the semi-annual event I wait all year for twice
I would name my bar Plural’s
September 4, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I would name my bar Plural’s
The first person who found an octopus must have been like… “uh oh”
August 29, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The first person who found an octopus must have been like… “uh oh”
Am I gonna go in the pool?? Well, it deepends
August 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Am I gonna go in the pool?? Well, it deepends
Who the hell hurled my mangelwurzel? Was it the Normans or the Burtles?
July 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Who the hell hurled my mangelwurzel? Was it the Normans or the Burtles?
I couldn’t invent a battleship. That’s just magic to me.
June 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I couldn’t invent a battleship. That’s just magic to me.
I think I could invent the vacuum cleaner today if it wasn’t already invented. I can do this.
June 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I think I could invent the vacuum cleaner today if it wasn’t already invented. I can do this.
Did I just see you walking down the street with a latte in one hand and a head of Andy Boy Lettuce in the other?
June 21, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Did I just see you walking down the street with a latte in one hand and a head of Andy Boy Lettuce in the other?