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darkprincecait.bsky.social
Nonbinary Catboy Girlfriend
@darkprincecait.bsky.social
Cait ☆ white ☆ they/them ☆ bigender lesbian ☆ 30s

Long-term resident of George Orwell's Animal House
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January 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
[my therapist]: event horizon bathroom is not real and cannot hurt you

[event horizon bathroom]:
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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“Earthbound Inspired”
• Oversimplified label
• Used as a surface level insult
• Smaller pool of games than you think

“Wouldn’t Exist Without Itoi’s Divorce”
• Delves into the history of Mother
• Neutral statement
• Includes games inspired by Earthbound inspired games like Pokémon
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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how many Little Monkeys are jumping on the bed?
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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The actress portraying Kamen Rider Eins is Amane Tensho. Her father is Hiroshi Fujioka, the 1st Kamen Rider. Her brother Maito Fujioka was a rider too. She is a master martial artist so she's probably performing many of the stunts herself

Super dorks may also know Hiroshi Fujioka as Segata Sanshiro
January 26, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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i'm actually not joking when i say this: if you don't have at least one indefensibly insane position about what a game should always have or never have you won't be as good of a designer. that is part of having taste
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Now that TikTok has changed ownership in the U.S., it's as good a time as ever to again say how much I truly hate algospeak euphemisms like "unalived" and whatnot. I wish people would knock that off.
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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It's done. A crash course on growing your followers and engagement rate for new Bluesky users, particularly VTubers. A lot of Twitter VTubers struggle to grow on Bluesky since they use algorithm-based growth tricks... those don't work here! Here's what does

nsfw.leaflet.pub/3md7uyxr3t22y
Bluesky & VTubers: A Guide to Growth, Long-Term - Not Safe For Who?
Growth is possible. As long as you're ready to meet the neighbors.
nsfw.leaflet.pub
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I was gonna say something profound but it's cold as fuck and I've got nothing. 36 years of me, holy shit
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
it birthcait
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
i have infinitely more respect for the fujo who just finds two men together hot than i do for the big brain poster who wants to intellectualize her desire to write m/m and, in the process, says asinine things like "sexual harassment between two men is different because no power dynamic"
January 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Every novel in the past five years has the same ending: all the characters turn out to be aspects of the same person, who is in turn a sliver of the subconsciousness of a cosmic mollusk.

ENOUGH.

Not every novel needs the gestalt cosmic mollusk ending. I'm sick of the obligatory dreamslimetrail.
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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I hear you Charlie Jane but in these dark times people NEED the cozy familiarity of their leads being subsumed into a singular mucus-coated form that slithers through the stars on an endless voyage in search of true meaning and existence.

The people calling it molluskslop are RUDE
Every novel in the past five years has the same ending: all the characters turn out to be aspects of the same person, who is in turn a sliver of the subconsciousness of a cosmic mollusk.

ENOUGH.

Not every novel needs the gestalt cosmic mollusk ending. I'm sick of the obligatory dreamslimetrail.
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.

They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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I know I'm often called "the only real victim of heterophobia" but honestly, the kinds of insults and mockery I got were for looking or acting effeminate/GNC, wearing a bow, not how a man SHOULD look/act. ie looking/acting too womanly or gay

and we already have words for that kind of judgement
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I've read a couple books with cross-dressing as a plot that annoyed me because the author kept going SHE'S SO TOTALLY STRAIGHT AND CIS YOU GUYS AND SO IS HE and I'm ngl it kind of pisses me off... we need to take crossdressing plots away from cishet people until they learn how to behave
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I have a serious question for the bookish people of the world

Where in the FUCK did the 'all adult lit is sad professors having affairs with students come from' because I have read/plan to read a lot of lit fic, and none of it fits this mold. I can't think of anything in recent memory that does.
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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this one
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/17485
『水道の蛇口』発売。ハンドルを押してね!
"Water Faucet" released. Press the handle!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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You can tell these people have never written a fanfic in their lives, because nothing beats the “15 fanwiki tabs + 7 youtube tabs with Lets Plays queued up to different time stamps + 12 wikipedia pages relevant to your story + 5 wikipedia pages not relevant to your story” system
January 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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What? “Everybody has it open”? I don’t even know where chatGPT lives
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM