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dariantrinity.bsky.social
Darian Trinity
@dariantrinity.bsky.social
18 followers 34 following 69 posts
I play Clone Hero sometimes
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dariantrinity.bsky.social
it's the holiday season
so whoop dee do
and dickory dock
and don't forget to jork on your cock
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
larian divinity
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"I have never seen a more homosexual skeleton in my life"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"I also wish you could be a doctor who crushes people's balls"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

- Tolkien
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"He Jack Blacked it, but he wasn't jackin' his black, yknow?"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"Why is the divorced Mr. Saturn God?"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"67 when 89 walks up"
- @robothobbit.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
One time I drank a McDonald's sprite and learned a word of power
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"Despite my headcanons I'm still stupid"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"Everyone always talks about parallel universes, what about perpendicular universes???"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
Whoever came up with today's Wordle, I just wanna talk
Discord screenshot showing Wordle bot displaying results for two users; Momo could not guess the word, while Darian Trinity guessed correctly in five attempts
September 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
@robothobbit.bsky.social looking at Dunsparce: Yeah I'd shove that up my- what?
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"I don't know about you but I'd feel pretty accomplished after fucking 27 soda cans"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the fuck and ass of a thousand- what?"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"LAST ONE TO CUM'S A ROTTEN EGG!"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"I'm just a guy getting his cock testicled"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"The pinker the thing, thr uwuier the it"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
July 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"you can swab my poop deck any time"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
July 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"Larry made my stone explode!"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"That's what makes my blood start uh uh uh being blood"
@robothobbit.bsky.social , concerning titties
July 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"this is not a child, this is a shitposter!"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
dariantrinity.bsky.social
"I don't think of it as a problem so much as a hopeless crippling addiction"
@robothobbit.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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January 3, 2024 at 10:55 AM