Darianne Schramm
@darianne.bsky.social
⚡️YA and MG author, Tom Petty aficionado, and lover of homemade (by someone else) pasta. (she/her)⚡️
rep: Jen Azantian @ Azantian
rep: Jen Azantian @ Azantian
I am 11k into this new wip which means it's a great time to retcon some backstory and life and personality lolololol
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am 11k into this new wip which means it's a great time to retcon some backstory and life and personality lolololol
Some words just refused to be spelled correctly.
When it comes to the word ‘exercise’ I just type a bunch of e’s and x’s and z’s and s’s and let Jesus (autocorrect) take the wheel.
When it comes to the word ‘exercise’ I just type a bunch of e’s and x’s and z’s and s’s and let Jesus (autocorrect) take the wheel.
November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Some words just refused to be spelled correctly.
When it comes to the word ‘exercise’ I just type a bunch of e’s and x’s and z’s and s’s and let Jesus (autocorrect) take the wheel.
When it comes to the word ‘exercise’ I just type a bunch of e’s and x’s and z’s and s’s and let Jesus (autocorrect) take the wheel.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Author: The cup is at the midpoint (and having a bad time)
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Author: The cup is at the midpoint (and having a bad time)
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Astronomer: This is a high metallicity sightline
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Astronomer: This is a high metallicity sightline
November 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Author: The cup is at the midpoint (and having a bad time)
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Author: The cup is at the midpoint (and having a bad time)
I wonder how many ppl in the theater were genuinely surprised when they saw that “Part One” slapped under the Wicked title
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I wonder how many ppl in the theater were genuinely surprised when they saw that “Part One” slapped under the Wicked title
8. “Tis an untweeted post that misses the feed.”
Shakespeare for the 21st century...
7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question”
6. “All that glisters is not goals”
5. “Out, dammed Spotify!”
4. “As You, like, Like It”
3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!”
2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds”
1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”
7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question”
6. “All that glisters is not goals”
5. “Out, dammed Spotify!”
4. “As You, like, Like It”
3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!”
2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds”
1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
8. “Tis an untweeted post that misses the feed.”
Volunteered in my kid’s elementary school classroom today. There was a surprise AA lockdown. And… I honestly don’t have any words for what it was like, lying face down on the carpet silently holding my daughter’s small hand in the dark.
November 21, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Volunteered in my kid’s elementary school classroom today. There was a surprise AA lockdown. And… I honestly don’t have any words for what it was like, lying face down on the carpet silently holding my daughter’s small hand in the dark.
This wip is not what I thought this wip would be but some characters demand their page time I guess 🤷🏻♀️
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 PM
This wip is not what I thought this wip would be but some characters demand their page time I guess 🤷🏻♀️
No, come on, these aren’t really called skeets are they? Someone is trolling me
November 18, 2024 at 7:40 PM
No, come on, these aren’t really called skeets are they? Someone is trolling me
Society: Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!
Me throwing out my contacts: Perfect.
Me throwing out my contacts: Perfect.
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Society: Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!
Me throwing out my contacts: Perfect.
Me throwing out my contacts: Perfect.
The secrets that I have to tell are really starting to kill me a lil bit ✨👀
November 18, 2024 at 6:02 PM
The secrets that I have to tell are really starting to kill me a lil bit ✨👀
I just came back here after a year and a half and look what I found! Let's just say this isn't the last time I'll be posting about this wip that is no longer a wip. 👀👀👀👀 ✨ (I have secretssssss)
I’m now 10k into this darkly weird, kinda funny YA wip about death and romance and I’m actually pretty into it
November 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I just came back here after a year and a half and look what I found! Let's just say this isn't the last time I'll be posting about this wip that is no longer a wip. 👀👀👀👀 ✨ (I have secretssssss)
Listen all writers need a brand
August 1, 2023 at 11:31 AM
Listen all writers need a brand
“If we have to deal with a pandemic and an alien invasion I’m gonna be pretty annoyed.” - my spouse
July 28, 2023 at 1:52 AM
“If we have to deal with a pandemic and an alien invasion I’m gonna be pretty annoyed.” - my spouse
I’m now 10k into this darkly weird, kinda funny YA wip about death and romance and I’m actually pretty into it
July 25, 2023 at 2:11 PM
I’m now 10k into this darkly weird, kinda funny YA wip about death and romance and I’m actually pretty into it