Darci An B*tch
@darciannb.bsky.social
Ovo-vegetarian; PBWF. Organic Search Engineer. Metaphysical poet. So zero-waste that I ♻️ my petty. Expressive. Moral particularism. Chalant. My words only represent me.
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Darci An B*tch
@darciannb.bsky.social
· Mar 25
Hear me out: what if efficiency is not the goal
I look down on light sleepers
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I look down on light sleepers
I think @hbo.bsky.social 's #Task had a really important message that wasn't really highlighted:
People with J names are always the real problem.
People with J names are always the real problem.
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think @hbo.bsky.social 's #Task had a really important message that wasn't really highlighted:
People with J names are always the real problem.
People with J names are always the real problem.
I need to know how closely pistachios and avocados are related
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I need to know how closely pistachios and avocados are related
Listening to the football game
Looking at the golf course
Asking what's wrong about me?
Looking at the golf course
Asking what's wrong about me?
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Listening to the football game
Looking at the golf course
Asking what's wrong about me?
Looking at the golf course
Asking what's wrong about me?
Got to feel so cool this weekend when my Godson mentioned Phineas and Ferb to me in passing and I got to be like -- 'yeahh, I'm reading a book right now by the actor who voices Isabella'
Happy birthday, Alyson Stoner
a cartoon girl is playing a pink guitar
ALT: a cartoon girl is playing a pink guitar
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Got to feel so cool this weekend when my Godson mentioned Phineas and Ferb to me in passing and I got to be like -- 'yeahh, I'm reading a book right now by the actor who voices Isabella'
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everytime a cutbait river wife throws a bf, a hometown boy gets a college degree
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
everytime a cutbait river wife throws a bf, a hometown boy gets a college degree
*screams in American English*
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
*screams in American English*
I love that the American public made comments about Melania's facial expressions like once and she deadass said 'you will never see my eyes again' *hat*
September 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I love that the American public made comments about Melania's facial expressions like once and she deadass said 'you will never see my eyes again' *hat*
Mangione been hitting that prison gym
September 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mangione been hitting that prison gym
Feels so great to be wise/old enough to finally think, 'wait, don't answer that email while you're mad.'
September 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Feels so great to be wise/old enough to finally think, 'wait, don't answer that email while you're mad.'
I've never been so happy to see a title change hands?
Elon Musk is no longer the "world's richest person." That title now belongs to Larry Ellison, cofounder and chairman of the technology company Oracle.
Larry Ellison takes the title of 'world's richest person' from Elon Musk
Elon Musk is no longer the "world's richest person." That title now belongs to Larry Ellison, cofounder and chairman of the technology company Oracle.
www.scrippsnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've never been so happy to see a title change hands?
I suppose I'm just too callous for a gentle man.
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I suppose I'm just too callous for a gentle man.
I flinch a lil anytime a song mentioned the 405
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I flinch a lil anytime a song mentioned the 405
everytime a cutbait river wife throws a bf, a hometown boy gets a college degree
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
everytime a cutbait river wife throws a bf, a hometown boy gets a college degree
Never seen an airport without post-security paths between all terminals; being an ATL baby is hard.
August 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Never seen an airport without post-security paths between all terminals; being an ATL baby is hard.
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The 19th Amendment was ratified on this day in 1920, barring voting discrimination based on sex. But for women of color, the right to vote wasn’t fully realized until the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
105 years later, we're still fighting for equal ballot access for all.
105 years later, we're still fighting for equal ballot access for all.
August 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The 19th Amendment was ratified on this day in 1920, barring voting discrimination based on sex. But for women of color, the right to vote wasn’t fully realized until the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
105 years later, we're still fighting for equal ballot access for all.
105 years later, we're still fighting for equal ballot access for all.
*holding a jar of green olives in one hand and a chocolate peanut butter cup in the other*
me: 'oh no'
me: 'oh no'
August 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*holding a jar of green olives in one hand and a chocolate peanut butter cup in the other*
me: 'oh no'
me: 'oh no'
did I flip the egg in the pan? Yes
did I spill hot oil on the kitchen floor? Also yes
did I spill hot oil on the kitchen floor? Also yes
August 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
did I flip the egg in the pan? Yes
did I spill hot oil on the kitchen floor? Also yes
did I spill hot oil on the kitchen floor? Also yes
If you get confused by Sheets being filtered I cannot speak to you. Nobody knows how to troubleshoot anymore :'(
August 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you get confused by Sheets being filtered I cannot speak to you. Nobody knows how to troubleshoot anymore :'(
met a man tonight who asked, 'does it ever occur to you to be less trusting'?
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
met a man tonight who asked, 'does it ever occur to you to be less trusting'?
I don't think I'll ever get over identifying that one 'ill-intended' search query where you can tell the user was not seeking services or information -_-
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I don't think I'll ever get over identifying that one 'ill-intended' search query where you can tell the user was not seeking services or information -_-
Not an English muffin 🤣
We’ve got a new show tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:02pm on HBO! Right after an episode of “The Yogurt Shop Murders” and right before – you guessed it – a different episode of “The Yogurt Shop Murders.” Can’t have too much yogurt back to back. Need a little English muffin.
August 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not an English muffin 🤣
wild moment rn realizing I've always worked laying down because of a pre-existing health issue; it's why I move so much or have bad focus when sitting for prolonged periods.
August 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
wild moment rn realizing I've always worked laying down because of a pre-existing health issue; it's why I move so much or have bad focus when sitting for prolonged periods.
The pain I feel knowing that I'm going to speak, and they're still going to do whatever they want. #706
August 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The pain I feel knowing that I'm going to speak, and they're still going to do whatever they want. #706