Darby Stouffer
@darbystouffer.bsky.social
Once upon a time John Piper rebuked me for being too boisterous
Still kinda dumbfounded that I literally saw someone who fancies themselves to be a hugeeeee advocate for women call a woman engaging with him in good faith a “f*** moron” earlier this week like did anyone else see that orrrrr
June 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Still kinda dumbfounded that I literally saw someone who fancies themselves to be a hugeeeee advocate for women call a woman engaging with him in good faith a “f*** moron” earlier this week like did anyone else see that orrrrr
“She’s pretty, but I could never have a crush on someone who’s the same height as me.”
—My 10 year old speaking of one Sabrina Carpenter
—My 10 year old speaking of one Sabrina Carpenter
May 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“She’s pretty, but I could never have a crush on someone who’s the same height as me.”
—My 10 year old speaking of one Sabrina Carpenter
—My 10 year old speaking of one Sabrina Carpenter
Catching up for anyone who knows me from Twitter. Completely deleted my account over there. Had a miscarriage. Actually doing quite well overall despite the two above things. May try to update here more regularly but no promises.
May 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Catching up for anyone who knows me from Twitter. Completely deleted my account over there. Had a miscarriage. Actually doing quite well overall despite the two above things. May try to update here more regularly but no promises.
Making my 8 and 10 year old boys laugh by saying “Daaaaa POPE” in the same way people say “Daaaaa BEARS”
April 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Making my 8 and 10 year old boys laugh by saying “Daaaaa POPE” in the same way people say “Daaaaa BEARS”
This guy is a contender for the new pope and I can’t even tell you how badly I want this to happen
It’s like a pope created by JK Rowling
It’s like a pope created by JK Rowling
April 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This guy is a contender for the new pope and I can’t even tell you how badly I want this to happen
It’s like a pope created by JK Rowling
It’s like a pope created by JK Rowling
Piece of the day 🥰
March 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Piece of the day 🥰
Reposted by Darby Stouffer
If you too would like a (cute!) dress that is certainly your size, you should visit darbys-dresses.com (yes @darbystouffer.bsky.social is a dear friend but I am giving an honest endorsement here!)
Darby’s Dresses
Darby’s Dresses
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February 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you too would like a (cute!) dress that is certainly your size, you should visit darbys-dresses.com (yes @darbystouffer.bsky.social is a dear friend but I am giving an honest endorsement here!)
February Favorites, where I share a favorite item I have in the shop here every day to try to get more traction on sites other than F.B 🥲
Day 1
Day 1
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
February Favorites, where I share a favorite item I have in the shop here every day to try to get more traction on sites other than F.B 🥲
Day 1
Day 1
DO I have moderate to severe depression plaque psoriasis or ulcerative colitis and just don’t know it???
December 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
DO I have moderate to severe depression plaque psoriasis or ulcerative colitis and just don’t know it???
Nobody’s ever named Alec anymore and it’s kind of a bummer
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Nobody’s ever named Alec anymore and it’s kind of a bummer
Part of being in my 30s unfortunately includes setting calendar reminders for myself to check on various girlfriends with ongoing significant marriage troubles.
December 9, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Part of being in my 30s unfortunately includes setting calendar reminders for myself to check on various girlfriends with ongoing significant marriage troubles.
Me: Is this top too booby?
Husband: Honey, I am the wrong person to ask.
Husband: Honey, I am the wrong person to ask.
December 9, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Me: Is this top too booby?
Husband: Honey, I am the wrong person to ask.
Husband: Honey, I am the wrong person to ask.
A bit baffled by people saying Ariana didn’t just emulate Kristin Chenoweth in her performance, she put her own spin on it. I saw it. Ariana was incredible. No notes. And it was very, VERY similar to KC. Imitative, even. Am I crazy?
December 6, 2024 at 9:07 PM
A bit baffled by people saying Ariana didn’t just emulate Kristin Chenoweth in her performance, she put her own spin on it. I saw it. Ariana was incredible. No notes. And it was very, VERY similar to KC. Imitative, even. Am I crazy?
I fear I just felt every ounce of feminism leaving my body when I had the opportunity to airily say “charge it to my husband” at the mechanic
December 5, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I fear I just felt every ounce of feminism leaving my body when I had the opportunity to airily say “charge it to my husband” at the mechanic
Calling them Gilmore Girls sacrifices our collective autonomy and personhood on the altar of alliteration when only one of them is a girl not a woman for a very short portion of the show’s timeline, in this essay I will
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Calling them Gilmore Girls sacrifices our collective autonomy and personhood on the altar of alliteration when only one of them is a girl not a woman for a very short portion of the show’s timeline, in this essay I will
The way I can go 11.5 months without darkening the door of a Macy’s with EASE and then this time of year I suddenly feel the pull to go check it out almost every day
November 25, 2024 at 2:07 PM
The way I can go 11.5 months without darkening the door of a Macy’s with EASE and then this time of year I suddenly feel the pull to go check it out almost every day
God gives His biggest battles (having to tidy up before the cleaning lady comes tomorrow) to His strongest soldiers (me)
November 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
God gives His biggest battles (having to tidy up before the cleaning lady comes tomorrow) to His strongest soldiers (me)
I’m so tired of my normie friends listening to Brian Sauve’s music on Spotify because they don’t know any better
November 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I’m so tired of my normie friends listening to Brian Sauve’s music on Spotify because they don’t know any better
Wanna know who really cares about you and spending time with you? Quit drinking in Reformed circles 😅
November 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Wanna know who really cares about you and spending time with you? Quit drinking in Reformed circles 😅
Thinking about her ( @theswedishivy.bsky.social )
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about her ( @theswedishivy.bsky.social )
Ben Affleck-maxxing this morning as I attempt to clean out my car
November 19, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Ben Affleck-maxxing this morning as I attempt to clean out my car
I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens* in my mind
*You know where
*You know where
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens* in my mind
*You know where
*You know where
Imagine having a parent tell you happy birthday and that they love you and are glad you were born
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Imagine having a parent tell you happy birthday and that they love you and are glad you were born
November 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM