Dapper Cardinal
@dappercardinal.bsky.social
Jazz, Utah ๐ and ๐, Seahawks, Mariners, Cardinals, Mammoth. Asexual. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine!
How do you kick it high enough to get over everyone, but low enough that it goes under the crossbar? This is actually impressive
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
How do you kick it high enough to get over everyone, but low enough that it goes under the crossbar? This is actually impressive
Manifesting that Keyonte George Whoa Boy tomorrow!
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Manifesting that Keyonte George Whoa Boy tomorrow!
Man that Keyonte George foul scared the hell out of me just now
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Man that Keyonte George foul scared the hell out of me just now
Most of my hate stems from Super Bowl XL as a Seahawks fan to be fair
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Most of my hate stems from Super Bowl XL as a Seahawks fan to be fair
Is there even any redeeming qualities with that team?
January 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Is there even any redeeming qualities with that team?
Hell yeah! I'm gonna need you guys to beat the Rams this weekend too
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Hell yeah! I'm gonna need you guys to beat the Rams this weekend too
As a Steelers AND Aaron Rodgers hater, its very clear who must win tonight
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
As a Steelers AND Aaron Rodgers hater, its very clear who must win tonight
I'm starting to believe anyone sitting front row shouldn't be allowed drinks. Spills happen far too often and it only causes game delays.
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I'm starting to believe anyone sitting front row shouldn't be allowed drinks. Spills happen far too often and it only causes game delays.
Okay I dozed off for a bit and now the Jazz are down 8. Did the Cavs get hot or did the Jazz go cold?
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Okay I dozed off for a bit and now the Jazz are down 8. Did the Cavs get hot or did the Jazz go cold?
This Cavs team is just not good and I'm not even sure what the problem is. They were a one seed last year
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This Cavs team is just not good and I'm not even sure what the problem is. They were a one seed last year
The twisted cheetos puffs tasted different from regular cheetos puffs and I distinctly remember these Shrek ones as a kid too.
Shrek Cheetos (2004, 2007): Typical Cheetos (available in either baked crunchy or "twisted" puffed), but with the gimmick of turning your tongue green! Released as promotional tie-ins for both "Shrek 2" and "Shrek the Third"
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The twisted cheetos puffs tasted different from regular cheetos puffs and I distinctly remember these Shrek ones as a kid too.
I know the news dropped last week but I'm very excited to see the Mammoth Winter Classic sweater next season
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I know the news dropped last week but I'm very excited to see the Mammoth Winter Classic sweater next season
I really hate to see either of these teams lose.
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I really hate to see either of these teams lose.
I dont think I've seen a worse game
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I dont think I've seen a worse game
Bro how do you loss by 55 points to the Hornets? Beyond embarrassing
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Bro how do you loss by 55 points to the Hornets? Beyond embarrassing
No fucking way
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
No fucking way
Like the fact its against the Hornets makes it so much worse
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Like the fact its against the Hornets makes it so much worse
The Jazz can't seem to buy a bucket
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The Jazz can't seem to buy a bucket
This might be the worst Jazz game I've ever seen in my life
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This might be the worst Jazz game I've ever seen in my life
Honestly it might be for the best. The Jazz can't buy a bucket
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Honestly it might be for the best. The Jazz can't buy a bucket
Being down 39-8 to the Hornets before the first quarter ends does not look great
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Being down 39-8 to the Hornets before the first quarter ends does not look great
Big fucking sad
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Big fucking sad
Yoooo lets go Carolina!
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Yoooo lets go Carolina!
Come on Carolina! Pull this one off!
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Come on Carolina! Pull this one off!