Dapper Cardinal
@dappercardinal.bsky.social
Jazz, Utah 🏈 and 🏀, Seahawks, Mariners, Cardinals, Mammoth. Asexual. He/Him. You know me from the bird app. Free Palestine!
These inversion jerseys actually look pretty good in action...
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
These inversion jerseys actually look pretty good in action...
Hell yeah comrade!
Guess you gotta be red to make the top 5.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hell yeah comrade!
The Mormon Mafia is really, really mad about this. Like god forbid Utah have one blue republican (thats the best we will get in Utah)
After losing repeatedly in court, the Utah Republican Party has now filed to gather signatures for an initiative seeking to repeal Proposition 4 entirely.
They also indicated they will try to impeach the judge who ruled against them.
They also indicated they will try to impeach the judge who ruled against them.
‘Extreme’ gerrymander: Utah judge rejects GOP lawmakers’ congressional map, picks districts favoring Democrats
A Utah judge rejected new congressional boundaries proposed by Republican lawmakers, instead choosing a map that will create a heavily Democratic-leaning district in Salt Lake County.
www.sltrib.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The Mormon Mafia is really, really mad about this. Like god forbid Utah have one blue republican (thats the best we will get in Utah)
The fact Kessler is out for the year and I have to fucking watch Nurkic start 70 games makes me want to drink bleach
Cannot believe the slew of bunnies that Nurkic has biffed tonight. My god.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The fact Kessler is out for the year and I have to fucking watch Nurkic start 70 games makes me want to drink bleach
If i wasn't dumb and poor I would run for office in Utah lmao. Probably wouldn't win because a democrat hardly ever wins, very well a extreme leftist. But the thought is funny.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If i wasn't dumb and poor I would run for office in Utah lmao. Probably wouldn't win because a democrat hardly ever wins, very well a extreme leftist. But the thought is funny.
Nico Harrison should have traded Cooper Flagg to Utah right before the meeting.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nico Harrison should have traded Cooper Flagg to Utah right before the meeting.
I miss the LeBron Sprite Cranberry commercial
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I miss the LeBron Sprite Cranberry commercial
So we're back to square one again. How surprising...
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So we're back to square one again. How surprising...
She's got that Dog the Bounty Hunter forehead/haircut
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
ONE piece of very good news today.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
ONE piece of very good news today.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
She's got that Dog the Bounty Hunter forehead/haircut
Woke up to see democrats fucking caved again. And we're supposed to be happy voting for these fuckers? Sure I had a sliver of hope with Mamdani getting elected but it truly feels like nothing will ever fucking change. Fucking useless ass political party. What did this even accomplish?
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Woke up to see democrats fucking caved again. And we're supposed to be happy voting for these fuckers? Sure I had a sliver of hope with Mamdani getting elected but it truly feels like nothing will ever fucking change. Fucking useless ass political party. What did this even accomplish?
Is Daniel Jones turning into Daniel Jones again?
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is Daniel Jones turning into Daniel Jones again?
Always a good day when BYU loses
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Always a good day when BYU loses
I dont know what's uglier. The Timberwolves court or the Jazz playing "basketball"
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I dont know what's uglier. The Timberwolves court or the Jazz playing "basketball"
That Timberwolves court looks fucking putrid on the tv
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That Timberwolves court looks fucking putrid on the tv
But they'll tear it down and be happy about the property increase once another high rise is built in its place.
Things are definitely getting tense within the Salt Lake County Council, as it voted along party lines to close the 10th East Senior Center in Salt Lake City.
A news release from the Council's senior policy advisor today:
A news release from the Council's senior policy advisor today:
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
But they'll tear it down and be happy about the property increase once another high rise is built in its place.
I've never seen a more punchable face
Big funds, advisory firms and the Pope oppose the exorbitant plan. Approval means shareholders think the polarizing, distracted CEO can top past successes with a risky AI-powered strategy.
Elon Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Plan: The Case For Magical Thinking
Big funds, advisory firms and the Pope oppose the exorbitant plan. Approval means shareholders think the polarizing, distracted CEO can top past successes with an AI-powered strategy.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I've never seen a more punchable face
Listen the come back against the Giants in the 4th quarter was impressive, as was the win against Philadelphia. But I genuinely hate watching the Broncos play football right now. I fell asleep in the middle of the game last night and I only missed a field goal? That is genuinely painful.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Listen the come back against the Giants in the 4th quarter was impressive, as was the win against Philadelphia. But I genuinely hate watching the Broncos play football right now. I fell asleep in the middle of the game last night and I only missed a field goal? That is genuinely painful.
The Broncos just refuse to play an entire game dont they?
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Broncos just refuse to play an entire game dont they?
Bench Jack Bech right now. I needed that run for my fantasy team man fuck!
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Bench Jack Bech right now. I needed that run for my fantasy team man fuck!
Just win baby!
IT'S WAIFU WEEK
TONIGHTS BET
If the Raiders win, I will draw Geno Smith as Fubuki from One Punch Man
TONIGHTS BET
If the Raiders win, I will draw Geno Smith as Fubuki from One Punch Man
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just win baby!
Need a late addition to these rankings.
Anyone still anticipating GTA VI at this point
Anyone still anticipating GTA VI at this point
PRESENTING YOUR SICKOS COMMITTEE NOVEMBER POLL!!
APPROXIMATELY 1,100 BALLOTS RECEIVED AND WE’VE GOT A NEW NUMBER 1 TEAM!!
YOU, THE COMMITTEE MEMBERS, HAVE SAID HELLO PENN STATE!!
AS ALWAYS THE ALSO RECEIVING VOTES ARE 🧵 ⬇️
APPROXIMATELY 1,100 BALLOTS RECEIVED AND WE’VE GOT A NEW NUMBER 1 TEAM!!
YOU, THE COMMITTEE MEMBERS, HAVE SAID HELLO PENN STATE!!
AS ALWAYS THE ALSO RECEIVING VOTES ARE 🧵 ⬇️
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Need a late addition to these rankings.
Anyone still anticipating GTA VI at this point
Anyone still anticipating GTA VI at this point
The NBA rigged Cooper Flagg, one of the most anticipated draft picks in years, going to Dallas. And the Dallas Mavericks might just be the most unfun team to watch in the entire league. Like its genuinely painful to watch.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The NBA rigged Cooper Flagg, one of the most anticipated draft picks in years, going to Dallas. And the Dallas Mavericks might just be the most unfun team to watch in the entire league. Like its genuinely painful to watch.
I did not just work all day just for the news to break that GTA VI has been delayed AGAIN. I was 17 when GTA V came out! I'm fucking 30 now! What the fuck??
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I did not just work all day just for the news to break that GTA VI has been delayed AGAIN. I was 17 when GTA V came out! I'm fucking 30 now! What the fuck??