Dan
@danstockwell.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Accidentally made eye-contact with myself in the mirror. Neither of us looked impressed.
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Accidentally made eye-contact with myself in the mirror. Neither of us looked impressed.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
What's stopping the Nobel panel creating a little Peace Prize just for Trump? Like breaking off a bit of ice lolly and throwing it to occupy a wasp at a picnic?
What's stopping the Nobel panel creating a little Peace Prize just for Trump? Like breaking off a bit of ice lolly and throwing it to occupy a wasp at a picnic?
August 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
What's stopping the Nobel panel creating a little Peace Prize just for Trump? Like breaking off a bit of ice lolly and throwing it to occupy a wasp at a picnic?
What's stopping the Nobel panel creating a little Peace Prize just for Trump? Like breaking off a bit of ice lolly and throwing it to occupy a wasp at a picnic?
Wondering if there's an Onlyfans audience out there who will pay to watch me carry laundry, drop a sock, go to pick it up and drop another sock. I can do it for as long as they need.
June 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wondering if there's an Onlyfans audience out there who will pay to watch me carry laundry, drop a sock, go to pick it up and drop another sock. I can do it for as long as they need.
If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it,
That's where we should send Nigel Farage.
That's where we should send Nigel Farage.
June 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it,
That's where we should send Nigel Farage.
That's where we should send Nigel Farage.
As the weather heats up, your gentle reminder to put a wet beanie in the freezer for your bald friends.
June 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
As the weather heats up, your gentle reminder to put a wet beanie in the freezer for your bald friends.
If Fortnite is anything to go by, I'll be the second person to die in WWIII and it'll be because I forgot to invert my Y axis.
June 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If Fortnite is anything to go by, I'll be the second person to die in WWIII and it'll be because I forgot to invert my Y axis.
My 9yo asked me to join him on Fortnite and within five minutes he'd coined the phrase 'facepalmsplaining'.
May 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My 9yo asked me to join him on Fortnite and within five minutes he'd coined the phrase 'facepalmsplaining'.
Time to find out if a bloke who wore fancy shorts and got punched in the head for a living can reopen libraries in Hull by shouting "Stop The Boats".
May 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Time to find out if a bloke who wore fancy shorts and got punched in the head for a living can reopen libraries in Hull by shouting "Stop The Boats".